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Post by héad.casé on Dec 30, 2015 8:45:18 GMT -5
Because when he shouted "I WILL FIGHT YOUR CHILDREN!" on RAW, I was laughing so much at the thought of a pissed off Kofi giving a kid the Trouble in Paradise. I'm trying to find a video of the promo for reference for the people that didn't see it, but there isn't one sadly.
DON'T LET KOFI FIGHT YOUR KIDS!
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Post by CMWaters on Dec 30, 2015 8:48:33 GMT -5
He's waiting for his teacher on that subject to recover.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Dec 30, 2015 8:51:48 GMT -5
I hope he fights that rapper's dumb kid.
Stop accosting me with children, WWE. I do not care if some rapper made a bed for his kid or if it's Roman Reigns' daughter's birthday.
The only kid I want to see on TV is Owen Owens and his little sister.
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Post by Macho Pichu on Dec 30, 2015 9:12:28 GMT -5
I hope he fights that rapper's dumb kid. Stop accosting me with children, WWE. I do not care if some rapper made a bed for his kid or if it's Roman Reigns' daughter's birthday. The only kid I want to see on TV is Owen Owens and his little sister. Showing any wrestler's kid seems dumb at the time, but is actually kind of cool to look back on 20 years later. I was watching Starrcade 93 on the Network recently and the cameos by David, Reid and Charlotte were actually kinda cool. David was most interesting, since he was only a few years shy of being a wrestler himself. I just realized that I just called David Flair interesting. There really is a first time for everything. |
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Dec 30, 2015 9:52:13 GMT -5
Yo, Izzy! We comin' for YOU, n***a!
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Dec 30, 2015 10:06:44 GMT -5
I'LL MAKE YOUR WISH!
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Post by MrElijah on Dec 30, 2015 11:29:23 GMT -5
Heel Kofi Kingston is a joy to watch. We praise Miz for being a douche, we praise Owens for being a complete psycho dick, Big E for.....Big E and we all love Woods as Jimmy Hart 2.0.
But Kofi is, IMHO, one of the top heels in all of wrestling. If anyone deserves most improved it's Mr. Kingston.
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BK From WV
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Post by BK From WV on Dec 30, 2015 11:42:12 GMT -5
He wasn't lying. The kids were acting up yesterday so I contacted Kofi. Sure enough, he showed up and fought the kids. He did an excellent job and I would highly recommend him to anyone wanting someone to fight their children. However, on a more negative note, I realized after I had him do this job that I don't have any children. I may be in some trouble. Does anyone know how I can contact David Otunga?
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Dec 30, 2015 11:56:48 GMT -5
He's waiting for his teacher on that subject to recover. As that kid was being stretchered out of his house, he grab the front door's frame and said 'no dad, I'm one of 'the boys now'!" |
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 30, 2015 12:52:14 GMT -5
He's waiting for his teacher on that subject to recover. That never gets old |
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Post by alexwrightspackage on Dec 30, 2015 12:57:03 GMT -5
Considering that Bubba was on his ass as Big E was holding him down then, I'm picturing Kofi popping a kid's face with punches while Xavier is playing the Rocky theme.
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Post by héad.casé on Dec 30, 2015 14:24:01 GMT -5
I can imagine Xavier shouting "UNICORN MAGIC IS HELPING KOFI BEAT UP THIS CHILD!" while Kofi is popping some kid in the face while Creep E gyrates
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Dec 30, 2015 16:09:45 GMT -5
He's waiting for his teacher on that subject to recover. Poor Duel. |
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