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Post by DSR on Jan 12, 2016 20:31:29 GMT -5
Huh. Who would've guessed the far-flung future would look a lot like the desert and a modern day abandoned factory?
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Post by Thunderbolt on Jan 13, 2016 12:10:04 GMT -5
Why did they interrupt that Bionic Witch girl while she was masturbating in the corner? They could at least let her finish first. I mean saving the universe can wait a few more minutes, right?
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Post by Thunderbolt on Jan 13, 2016 12:13:36 GMT -5
Is this a Star Wars ripoff or something?! No. No. Nooooooooooooooo. Maybe. Edit: Holy crap, they edited more to the daggone title! Guardians of the Future! I think adding "Guardians of the Future" to the title is really gonna put this one over the top. I project a 300 million opening weekend box office and a total gross of at least 3 billion for this film, with a franchise to follow. |
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 14, 2016 2:26:38 GMT -5
Why did they interrupt that Bionic Witch girl while she was masturbating in the corner? They could at least let her finish first. I mean saving the universe can wait a few more minutes, right? I would give this film four stars if it was just Bionic Witch girl masturbating in the corner for 90 minutes. |
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