Brock Lesnar's knife tattoo...made into a real knife.

[ASYLUMHAUSEN]

Behold;

[xCompackx]

Well, that's terrifying.

[keezy]

He needs to come to the ring with it at Mania to outdo whatever Nordic terminator metal god entrance Triple H has.

[-Lithium-]

Hey, it looks cool and not like the tattoo version that looks like a dick on his chest...

[Mozenrath]

I was prepared to delete the thread if it was a dildo with a hilt.

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

I agree wholeheartedly, WrestleMania Entrance Please...

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Jan 13, 2016 4:11:42 GMT -5 Mozenrath said:

I was prepared to delete the thread if it was a dildo with a hilt.

Not the first time you've posted this I'm sure.

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

Jan 13, 2016 4:45:15 GMT -5 @irontyger said:

Jan 13, 2016 4:11:42 GMT -5 Mozenrath said:

I was prepared to delete the thread if it was a dildo with a hilt.

Not the first time you've posted this I'm sure.

Pretty sure this is the statement for half the threads @supersweetbotch makes...

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Now someone just needs to genetically engineer that creature on his back.

[Oh Cry Me a Screwball]

Jan 13, 2016 4:52:29 GMT -5 Lizuka #BLM said:

Now someone just needs to genetically engineer that creature on his back.

The real life Brock is scarier than his back artwork anyway.

[Hobby Drifter]

Jan 13, 2016 4:52:29 GMT -5 Lizuka #BLM said:

Now someone just needs to genetically engineer that creature on his back.

I was disappointed that his reasoning for getting a massive back tattoo wasn't touched upon in his autobiography. I assume he got the skull on his arm because it was cool (and it is), but there's a big jump from "Cool-looking arm-tat" and "full-back demon face". That's not quick or cheap. He'd have had to shell out a few thousand bucks prior to even debuting in WWE. And he doesn't strike me as the kind of dude who's really into stylized demon iconography. So, what's the deal?

He DOES go into some detail on the lethal chest dick, though. He tried to drink away some of his stress in a bar that happened to be next to a tattoo parlor.

[mizerable]

Jan 13, 2016 4:52:29 GMT -5 Lizuka #BLM said:

Now someone just needs to genetically engineer that creature on his back.

That's his mother, dude.

[Sephiroth]

"That's not a knife..."

[mrbananagrabber]

Jan 13, 2016 8:22:35 GMT -5 Sephiroth said:

"That's not a knife..."

And my entire reason for coming in here is gone.

[CATCH_US IS the Conversation]

Brock Lesnar has a Zanpakuto now. We're all doomed.

[魔界5号]

Jan 13, 2016 8:22:35 GMT -5 Sephiroth said:

"That's not a knife..."

"THIS is a knife!"

[CMPunkyBrewster]

It looks a lot cooler as a knife, as opposed to the big, veiny dick on Lesnar's chest.

[baracklesnar]

He could summon the sword out of his chest like in King Arthur and the Knights of Justice.

[Magnus the Magnificent]

That's wickedly cool, but the handle/knuckleduster part is too thick too be practical. As a display piece it's quite phenomenal, though.
Yeah, yeah, nitpicking, I know.

[Error]

Jan 13, 2016 4:52:29 GMT -5 Lizuka #BLM said:

Now someone just needs to genetically engineer that creature on his back.

Brock is the creature on the back. He took control millennia ago and wiped out the rest of the species in various attempts to mate.