mrbananagrabber
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Feb 2, 2016 20:58:13 GMT -5
It just seems like he's been saying the exact same promo for about two years now, with the exception of trying to make that bullshit "11th Commandment" mouthful a thing.
He's probably the best on the mic in the company which is why it's so frustrating because now it seems he's there to just rattle off his catchphrases.
I..I dunno. Am I alone here?
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Post by Hit Girl on Feb 2, 2016 21:01:55 GMT -5
No, not alone. I find the content repetitive and dull too.
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Post by unc40 on Feb 2, 2016 22:18:24 GMT -5
Add me to the list who finds his promos repetitive.
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Post by ben:friendship frog on Feb 2, 2016 22:20:24 GMT -5
As Lesnar's manager I'm bored but I'm all for him taking JBL's seat on RAW.
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Post by The Heartbreak TWERK on Feb 2, 2016 22:27:06 GMT -5
It's time for Paul to turn on Brock. Brock doesn't need to have someone cut promos for him, he doesn't need promos at all. They built Brock's presence, that's more than enough.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Feb 2, 2016 22:34:58 GMT -5
It's time for Paul to turn on Brock. Brock doesn't need to have someone cut promos for him, he doesn't need promos at all. They built Brock's presence, that's more than enough. Brock doesn't need promos, but WWE thinks all top guys have to do 15-20 minute segments at the beginning of the show. That's literally the only reason Heyman is around.
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Feb 2, 2016 22:47:28 GMT -5
Blasphemers! All of you!!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 2, 2016 22:51:16 GMT -5
I love Heyman, I'd listen to him read a phone book.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Feb 2, 2016 23:42:57 GMT -5
I love Heyman, I'd listen to him read a phone book. My client Albert Aronson is the 1 in 555-2101
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Post by Hit Girl on Feb 2, 2016 23:46:47 GMT -5
Another problem with Lesnar/Heyman really isn't Heyman's fault at all. He hypes up Lesnar so much that Lesnar seems vastly superior to everyone else on the roster, who are neither allowed to hype themselves up enough, or have a mouthpiece to do it on their behalf, and when they do hype themselves, they do it in the shitty, stale, typical WWE promo style that no one gives a shit about. Most of the roster come across as losers, and especially when Steph demolishes their image and personas.
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Feb 2, 2016 23:51:40 GMT -5
Another problem with Lesnar/Heyman really isn't Heyman's fault at all. He hypes up Lesnar so much that Lesnar seems vastly superior to everyone else on the roster, who are neither allowed to hype themselves up enough, or have a mouthpiece to do it on their behalf, and when they do hype themselves, they do it in the shitty, stale, typical WWE promo style that no one gives a shit about. Most of the roster come across as losers, and especially when Steph demolishes their image and personas. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say Heyman's promos are not scripted by creative....it makes a difference.
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Post by Hit Girl on Feb 3, 2016 0:11:09 GMT -5
Another problem with Lesnar/Heyman really isn't Heyman's fault at all. He hypes up Lesnar so much that Lesnar seems vastly superior to everyone else on the roster, who are neither allowed to hype themselves up enough, or have a mouthpiece to do it on their behalf, and when they do hype themselves, they do it in the shitty, stale, typical WWE promo style that no one gives a shit about. Most of the roster come across as losers, and especially when Steph demolishes their image and personas. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say Heyman's promos are not scripted by creative....it makes a difference. Most definitely. Heyman will go out there and compare Lesnar's conquest of WWE to Germanic tribes sacking Rome, and meanwhile every one else is doing the "in this very ring.....quite frankly.....eviscerate....WWE World Heavyweight Championship.....skull.....sports-entertainment" generic promo.
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Post by Dave the Dave on Feb 3, 2016 0:13:37 GMT -5
Finally, a safe place I can say this. And by that I mean agree with you.
I was glad to have a break from his stuff for a bit. Him and Lesnar is a snoozer now.
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Post by sonofblaine on Feb 3, 2016 0:16:59 GMT -5
Another problem with Lesnar/Heyman really isn't Heyman's fault at all. He hypes up Lesnar so much that Lesnar seems vastly superior to everyone else on the roster, who are neither allowed to hype themselves up enough, or have a mouthpiece to do it on their behalf, and when they do hype themselves, they do it in the shitty, stale, typical WWE promo style that no one gives a shit about. Most of the roster come across as losers, and especially when Steph demolishes their image and personas. While it would be nice if other stars had good promos too (and really thats not Heyman's fault), I like his being so huge and over the top, because thats who he is, both character and real life. He's a salesman, a carnival barker, a ringleader, and shyster all rolled in one. He's wrestlings Harold Hill. "I suppose you're not interested in BRROCCK LESNAR. He's more of a UFC thing."
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Post by darkjourney on Feb 3, 2016 0:24:58 GMT -5
Its not Heyman. Its just the typical STALE WWE formula. No one can go out and ad lib. Everyone has to go out and regurgitate the crap that comes out of the talentless writers mouths
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Post by SUN ATTACK on Feb 3, 2016 0:41:47 GMT -5
I got sick of him when he started to manage Cesaro, yeah right, Bork broke the streak and all, but if you keep spouting that "MUH CLIENT BRRRRRAAAAAARRRCK LOOOOOBSTEEEER" shit week, after week, after week, while being on the ring with another guy not named Brock Lesnar that doesn't have the right mic skills for doing longer promos (and he could definitely have gotten over with a great mouthpiece while having those awesome ring skills), you end up pretty much burying him.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 3, 2016 0:53:26 GMT -5
I was pretty sick of Heyman during the Cesaro days when he was doing it weekly, but when he's just around for a few weeks every few months, he's awesome.
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Feb 3, 2016 1:05:35 GMT -5
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say Heyman's promos are not scripted by creative....it makes a difference. Most definitely. Heyman will go out there and compare Lesnar's conquest of WWE to Germanic tribes sacking Rome, and meanwhile every one else is doing the "in this very ring.....quite frankly.....eviscerate....WWE World Heavyweight Championship.....skull.....sports-entertainment" generic promo. I just got this mental image of Bork single handedly sacking Rome...thank you for that. Highlight of the evening. hahaaa... Now my brain is running all kinds of historical scenarios that Heyman could use. For example; Lets say Brock's a heel and Raw's in, oh....Atlanta. Heyman comes out to sell whatever match & takes "Sherman's March" and subs in Brock. It would get SO much heat there hahaaa....
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Post by Hit Girl on Feb 3, 2016 1:19:41 GMT -5
This "Suplex City" shit hasn't helped. It's reduced Brock from a serial killer to a one-move guy. Plus, it's overused. Every promo mentions it repeatedly.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Feb 3, 2016 1:29:31 GMT -5
This "Suplex City" shit hasn't helped. It's reduced Brock from a serial killer to a one-move guy. Plus, it's overused. Every promo mentions it repeatedly. Despite how much they've spammed it in promos, I think WWE would have been stupid to not capitalise on "Suplex City" somehow with how quickly that caught on after it happened. But I think that also speaks more of the lack of credibility that the RAW commentary team has with the fanbase whenever they bring it up... It's just total "How do you do, fellow kids?" to me.
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