mrbananagrabber
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Feb 2, 2016 21:33:33 GMT -5
They're obviously not going anywhere, so can we do something with them? They came back from a year and the only thing they had changed was some dumb slogan on the back of their shirts.
Same music. Same stupid chants. Same dancing. Same "when we say use, you say", same EVERYTHING. They are the epitome of a buzzkill, nothing they do is interesting or means anything, but they're on TV every week.
What do we do? Would a heel turn help? Manager? Split them up? New glasses?
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Post by Zombie Mod on Feb 2, 2016 21:34:45 GMT -5
New hat!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 2, 2016 21:35:07 GMT -5
Turn them heel with Reigns and you already have greatness. You have a huge heel with 2 guys to take the fall for him who can also open up the lane for more potential opponents. Makes perfect sense.
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mrbananagrabber
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Feb 2, 2016 21:37:19 GMT -5
Turn them heel with Reigns and you already have greatness. You have a huge heel with 2 guys to take the fall for him who can also open up the lane for more potential opponents. Makes perfect sense. League of Samoans.
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Post by Rican on Feb 2, 2016 21:40:42 GMT -5
Turn them heel with Reigns and you already have greatness. You have a huge heel with 2 guys to take the fall for him who can also open up the lane for more potential opponents. Makes perfect sense. This plus Samoa Joe as their enforcer plz. {Spoiler}Is there a Samoan equivalent to NEW NATION?
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Post by xCompackx on Feb 2, 2016 22:13:37 GMT -5
Turn them heel with Reigns and you already have greatness. You have a huge heel with 2 guys to take the fall for him who can also open up the lane for more potential opponents. Makes perfect sense. That would be amazing. You could also use this idea to get Roman away from his Shield look; something that's probably not helping crowds like him in the first place.
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Post by willyjakes on Feb 2, 2016 22:16:10 GMT -5
The Uso's are Samoans. The WWF/E has to have savage samoans and rednecks in some way shape or form on the roster. They don't need to go anywhere. They just need to exist.
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Post by Dean-o on Feb 2, 2016 22:16:39 GMT -5
We got a flyin' Uso Maggle!!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 2, 2016 22:19:55 GMT -5
Either release them and let them go wild on the indies/japan via talent exchange to help them find themselves or turn them into the samoan gangstas with reigns. Can also bring in Tama Tonga and have them side with him using the wild face paint as well. I like the Usos when they beat down woods. I wouldn't mind a heel turn. Hell, have them feud with Joe because he's from another tribe.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 2, 2016 22:26:07 GMT -5
The agents need to say look, work a match without doing all your goofy Uso schtick, try something else.
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Post by Final Countdown Jones on Feb 2, 2016 22:35:05 GMT -5
Turn them heel with Reigns and you already have greatness. You have a huge heel with 2 guys to take the fall for him who can also open up the lane for more potential opponents. Makes perfect sense. This plus Samoa Joe as their enforcer plz. {Spoiler}Is there a Samoan equivalent to NEW NATION? {Spoiler}{Spoiler}New Isle?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 2, 2016 22:54:30 GMT -5
Team them with Kofi. Jamaican me Uso crazy!
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Mackenzie Gorn
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Post by Mackenzie Gorn on Feb 2, 2016 22:58:25 GMT -5
The agents need to say look, work a match without doing all your goofy Uso schtick, try something else. Look all that stuff that sets you apart? Knock that shit off, Be like everyone else. You get that down and maybe some black tights and crew-cuts then we'lll talk.
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Post by Hit Girl on Feb 2, 2016 23:01:40 GMT -5
Turn Roman heel and let the Usos be his backup.
If they are staying faces, then change their attire. They are the worst dressed wrestlers on the roster.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 2, 2016 23:19:22 GMT -5
The agents need to say look, work a match without doing all your goofy Uso schtick, try something else. Look all that stuff that sets you apart? Knock that shit off, Be like everyone else. You get that down and maybe some black tights and crew-cuts then we'lll talk. Look the same routine you've done for years is starting to wear thin. Just keep doing everything the same, always, because when you say "uce", some people say "o". Paint, yelling, superkicks, Flyin' Uso, ballgame Maggle. The coolest thing either Uso has done was when Jimmy punched Miz for hitting on Naomi. The real guys have some charisma, I want more of that and less Uso Crazy.
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Post by berlynwright on Feb 2, 2016 23:21:45 GMT -5
Turn them to 2007 Survivor Series Shawn Michaels where superkicks are banned from their matches.
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Feb 2, 2016 23:26:14 GMT -5
Turn them heel with Reigns and you already have greatness. You have a huge heel with 2 guys to take the fall for him who can also open up the lane for more potential opponents. Makes perfect sense. This plus Samoa Joe as their enforcer plz. Is there a Samoan equivalent to NEW NATION? Yes. {Spoiler}NEW NATION of Violence, obviously
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Feb 2, 2016 23:27:21 GMT -5
I already say "Oh", what more do you want from me?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 3, 2016 0:07:48 GMT -5
GO BACK TO THE VIRGIN ISLANDS
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Post by ilggant on Feb 3, 2016 2:49:24 GMT -5
You know, as irritating as their mannerisms are, and as boring as their matches have got, they get a reaction from the crowd every.damn.time. with their 'when we say' shtick, and that's more than most of the roster can say, and it's also all WWE cares about (well, besides their heritage).
Don't expect anything to change anytime soon.
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