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Post by The Heartbreak TWERK on Feb 15, 2016 3:04:18 GMT -5
I just mentioned Mr. Kennedy in another thread and it got me thinking.
Mr. Kennedy doing his own ring announcing and shouting his last name a second time was kind awesome. Even if you don't think so personally, it got the crowd eating out of the palm of his hand.
Anywhere else, that shit would be so annoying.
Steve Austin's near weekly vehicular mayhem, awesome? Most other contexts, what a psychopath, right?
What else is like that? I know there are some obvious ones I didn't mention.
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Post by Joe Neglia on Feb 15, 2016 3:21:52 GMT -5
Everything, really. Imagine how quickly the cashiers at 7-11 would lose their patience every time a radio started blasting the same damn song every time you walked in to buy a Slurpee.
An RKO outta nowhere at your company quarterly meeting will likely have you serving time.
Start a "Yes!" chant at church. Go on. I dare ya.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 15, 2016 3:31:59 GMT -5
Looking a guy in the eyes then pointing at the calendar and telling him you'll kick his ass in two months isn't likely to make a very big impact.
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Post by fw91 on Feb 15, 2016 3:38:14 GMT -5
Why you wearin' a mask you weirdo?
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Post by captainhindsite on Feb 15, 2016 4:27:27 GMT -5
I am the snack machine champion of the world and I have the belt to prove it!
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Feb 15, 2016 7:51:02 GMT -5
Looking a guy in the eyes then pointing at the calendar and telling him you'll kick his ass in two months isn't likely to make a very big impact. Or just silently pointing to advertisements for upcoming events for months before. |
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Post by mhamm05 on Feb 15, 2016 8:13:22 GMT -5
Looking a guy in the eyes then pointing at the calendar and telling him you'll kick his ass in two months isn't likely to make a very big impact. ...in the grandest Conference Room of them all! |
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Feb 15, 2016 8:24:48 GMT -5
Saying where everything's going to happen.
"Next week, in THIS VERY OFFICE we're going to have the greatest performance review you've every seen!"
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Post by JCBaggee on Feb 15, 2016 10:46:07 GMT -5
I used to antagonize my fellow bartenders by telling them I was the best in the world, which amused the three of us there who watched wrestling and had everyone else ready to murder me.
Similar vein, like three of us started Flair WOOOOOing back and forth for about 20 minutes before the culinary manager lost his shit.
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Post by Tom Turkey on Feb 15, 2016 10:49:45 GMT -5
Pulling your boss's arm to let a female coworker out of the room first. Gets you suspended for 60 days in WWE, probably gets you fired elsewhere.
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Feb 15, 2016 10:50:59 GMT -5
Here lies Mark, husband, father. Ashes to Ashes, dust to dust...
"Bong"
Oh, hi guys, I'm alive now.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Feb 15, 2016 10:56:33 GMT -5
Casually walking around in a speedo will probably get you brought up on public indecency charges.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 15, 2016 11:32:44 GMT -5
(takes of shirt and tosses it to crowd)
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Feb 15, 2016 11:39:27 GMT -5
(takes of shirt and tosses it to crowd) *Tosses it back* |
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Post by thecrusherwi on Feb 15, 2016 11:46:47 GMT -5
I have no evidence to support my claim, but after besting someone in a competition, I'm pretty sure that you are not allowed to handcuff them to a fixed object and repeatedly zap them with a cattle prod without facing serious criminal repercussions.
I could be wrong though.
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Feb 15, 2016 11:53:19 GMT -5
I have no evidence to support my claim, but after besting someone in a competition, I'm pretty sure that you are not allowed to handcuff them to a fixed object and repeatedly zap them with a cattle prod without facing serious criminal repercussions. I could be wrong though. Oh there's consequences...  |
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Post by Cvslfc123 on Feb 15, 2016 11:58:57 GMT -5
It wouldn't be nice if your boss got his assistants to beat you up every single week.
Or if you got a promotion but then had to fight other colleagues to keep it.
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Post by sonofblaine on Feb 15, 2016 12:30:29 GMT -5
Putting your wife/girlfriend on the line in a match. Awesome.
Real life? Lawsuit.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Feb 15, 2016 12:34:51 GMT -5
Having a huge dramatic argument with some then refusing to talk to them or resolve it until exactly one week after the fact.
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Post by Sephiroth on Feb 15, 2016 12:40:25 GMT -5
Looking a guy in the eyes then pointing at the calendar and telling him you'll kick his ass in two months isn't likely to make a very big impact. That's more or less what I picture when I hear about people getting bullied by text message. "Oh God he's going to kick my ass!-at four this afternoon." |
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