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Post by King Devitt and the Woke Mob on Mar 8, 2016 22:02:16 GMT -5
Their names all sound like if you clicked on the 'male talent' page on a porno casting web site Out of that selection, I would totally watch a porn featuring Adam Mercer, Brad Maddox, Briley Pierce, Byron Saxton, Chad Baxter, Dean Ambrose, Jake Carter, Jason Jordan, Oliver Grey or Xavier Woods Then I want to watch the scaled down sequel with just Brad Maddox, Oliver Grey, and (how he looks now) Jason Jordan. Also how freaking awesome is Corey Graves pic? He reminds me of a slimy 1950's villain from a pulp comic.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Mar 8, 2016 22:03:28 GMT -5
f***ing lost it at Hoss Kemp. 10/10 Tea & CrumpetsOk, wut? He's expanded a bit since then: He needs to stop expanding and start contracting.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Mar 8, 2016 22:04:13 GMT -5
f***ing lost it at Hoss Kemp. 10/10 Tea & CrumpetsOk, wut? He's expanded a bit since then: Holy... Did someone pump him with Bane venom?
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Mar 8, 2016 22:21:25 GMT -5
f***ing lost it at Hoss Kemp. 10/10 Tea & CrumpetsOk, wut? He's expanded a bit since then: He's like a flying squirrel, ready to glide from tree to tree.
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Post by Dub H on Mar 8, 2016 22:23:53 GMT -5
f***ing lost it at Hoss Kemp. 10/10 Tea & CrumpetsHe's expanded a bit since then: He's like a flying squirrel, ready to glide from tree to tree. No,HE'S A MACHINE.
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Post by edgestar on Mar 8, 2016 22:34:18 GMT -5
I laughed way too much at this thread
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2016 4:38:40 GMT -5
Nick Rogers aka Mr Tough Enough #WithoutEvenBreakingASweat #BestForBusiness Holy shit. That is literally the exact same gym I go to. The exact literal gym I just came out of an hour ago.
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Mar 9, 2016 5:34:28 GMT -5
f***ing lost it at Hoss Kemp. 10/10 Tea & CrumpetsOk, wut? He's expanded a bit since then: Holy crap. I was about to type "He looks like a knockoff Brian Cage." Then I realised he IS Brian Cage. That's....scary. Especially given in the original pic he looks more like Rico.
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Post by 2coldMack is even more baffled on Mar 9, 2016 5:49:18 GMT -5
f***ing lost it at Hoss Kemp. 10/10 Tea & Crumpets He's expanded a bit since then: Holy... Did someone pump him with Bane venom? I'm not 100% sure this is true, but from what I can gather about the guy, his gimmick seems to be 1000% "Look how many steroids I'm on".
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Mar 9, 2016 6:31:09 GMT -5
Holy... Did someone pump him with Bane venom? I'm not 100% sure this is true, but from what I can gather about the guy, his gimmick seems to be 1000% "Look how many steroids I'm on". Pretty much. He used to wear trunks saying "GMSI", Get my shit in, I.E "I NEED TO HIT ALL MY BIG MOVES". So it was basically Roids & Douchery.
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Post by Talent Name on Mar 9, 2016 10:21:11 GMT -5
I'm not 100% sure this is true, but from what I can gather about the guy, his gimmick seems to be 1000% "Look how many steroids I'm on". Pretty much. He used to wear trunks saying "GMSI", Get my shit in, I.E "I NEED TO HIT ALL MY BIG MOVES". So it was basically Roids & Douchery. You see he needs to get his shit in because otherwise he powers down
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Post by The Yes Man on Mar 9, 2016 10:52:53 GMT -5
Judah Devlin looks more like Seth Rollins than Seth Rollins does.
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Post by evilone on Mar 9, 2016 11:16:50 GMT -5
As awesome as this
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2016 11:44:05 GMT -5
I've never laughed so hard at a message board thread.
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Post by Dragonfly on Mar 9, 2016 12:14:14 GMT -5
My wife and I saw Judas Devlin at an NXT house show. His elaborate tattoo is impressive up close, but looks like a hideous fungus from far away. We still refer to him as "the fungus among us."
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Post by SAJ Forth on Mar 9, 2016 14:10:10 GMT -5
Ambrose looks like he's mid-nope, and I just want to say "Look everyone! It's Mike"!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2016 15:00:24 GMT -5
Looks like a yearbook rundown from some random gym class.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Mar 9, 2016 16:42:27 GMT -5
Judah Devlin looks more like Seth Rollins than Seth Rollins does. I believe his nickname on here was "Bargain-Bin Jeff Hardy" or something to that effect.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2016 17:08:53 GMT -5
Out of that selection, I would totally watch a porn featuring Adam Mercer, Brad Maddox, Briley Pierce, Byron Saxton, Chad Baxter, Dean Ambrose, Jake Carter, Jason Jordan, Oliver Grey or Xavier Woods Also how freaking awesome is Corey Graves pic? He reminds me of a slimy 1950's villain from a pulp comic. Looks like one of those "brooding bad boy" types from that era, yes. Guy that gets his buddy to race against the leader of the pack, then slink away when his buddy beefs it in the car.
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Post by Larryhausen on Mar 9, 2016 17:19:51 GMT -5
Judah Devlin looks more like Seth Rollins than Seth Rollins does. I believe his nickname on here was "Bargain-Bin Jeff Hardy" or something to that effect. He actually has the Hardy Symbol tattooed on the back of his neck.
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