Chuck Conry
Dennis Stamp
zombies DON'T Run
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Post by Chuck Conry on Apr 3, 2016 11:54:47 GMT -5
"That's when I learned that I was your friend, Bayley, but you were not mine! A friend doesn't always hog the pink crayon. A friend doesn't drink the last juice box..."
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Apr 3, 2016 11:59:10 GMT -5
BUT WHOSE SIDE IS SHE ON
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mrbananagrabber
King Koopa
Paul Heyman's unofficial joke writer
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Apr 3, 2016 12:05:39 GMT -5
*Izzy rips up picture of her meet and greet with Bayley*
"Is there a problem? I don't THINK so."
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Post by Stu on Apr 3, 2016 12:18:06 GMT -5
It all makes sense. We should have seen it coming.  Izzy wanted Finn.  But he only had eyes for Bayley.  This made Izzy sad.  The dark one saw the hate and anger in Izzy and thought she would make a good apprentice.  The heel turn was complete.  Now Bayley is sad. |
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Post by 2coldMack is even more baffled on Apr 3, 2016 12:35:42 GMT -5
This is truly the darkest timeline.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 3, 2016 12:40:28 GMT -5
Moments like these transform this song from background music for a goofy SNL bit (and stone-cold classic film) to a legitimate, plaintive questioning of if we should even be trying anymore.
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the2ndevil
Grimlock
Super Seducer Survivor
Where Is Your Santa, Now?
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Post by the2ndevil on Apr 3, 2016 12:42:04 GMT -5
It all makes sense. We should have seen it coming. Izzy wanted Finn. But he only had eyes for Bayley. This made Izzy sad. The dark one saw the hate and anger in Izzy and thought she would make a good apprentice. The heel turn was complete. Now Bayley is sad. Can -- can they turn this into an angle? Please? |
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Post by berlynwright on Apr 3, 2016 12:42:13 GMT -5
Eden, the first thing you need to do is to tell the fans to shut up
Full Sail : we won't shut up
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The Ichi
Patti Mayonnaise
AGGRESSIVE Executive Janitor of the Third Floor Manager's Bathroom
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Post by The Ichi on Apr 3, 2016 12:53:08 GMT -5
Though isn't Sasha a face now?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 3, 2016 13:10:18 GMT -5
Izzy: "I didn't sell out! I bought in!"
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Post by alexwrightspackage on Apr 3, 2016 13:12:50 GMT -5
Eden, the first thing you need to do is to tell the fans to shut up Full Sail : we won't shut up This is exactly where my mind went to, the heartbreaking fantasy Bayley mega-heel turn. 'I made that organization in Full Sail rich down there...and when it all came to pass, the name Bayley, the performer Bayley, got bigger than the whole organization.
And then, Billionaire Vince wanted to talk turkey with Bayley...well Billionaire Vince promised me movies, brother, Billionaire Vince promised me thousands of dollars, and Billionaire Vince promised me world-caliber matches...and as far as Billionaire Vince goes, Triple H, and the whole WWE goes, I'm bored brother...
As far as I'm concerned, all this crap in this ring represents these fans out here. For TWO years, brother, for two years, I held my head high, I did everything for the charities, I did everything for the kids *turns to the entrance, death stare at Izzy helping Sasha up the ramp* and the reception I got when I came out here, you fans can stick it, brother!! Because if it wasn't for Bayley, you people wouldn't be here; if it wasn't for Bayley, Triple H would be still stuck selling fitness videos from a truck in Stamford and if it wasn't for Bayley, all these Jenny-come-latelies that you see out here, women's wrestling wouldn't be here...I was selling out Full Sail, brother, while they were bumming gas to put in their cars to get to high school...
So whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do?'God, I feel sick even imagining a heel Bayley. |
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Apr 3, 2016 13:49:29 GMT -5
It all makes sense. We should have seen it coming. Izzy wanted Finn. But he only had eyes for Bayley. This made Izzy sad. The dark one saw the hate and anger in Izzy and thought she would make a good apprentice. The heel turn was complete. Now Bayley is sad. Shades of Raven/Sandman: Bayley, you're a hugaholic! Now, I worship Sasha! |
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Apr 3, 2016 13:56:48 GMT -5
It all makes sense. We should have seen it coming. Izzy wanted Finn. But he only had eyes for Bayley. This made Izzy sad. The dark one saw the hate and anger in Izzy and thought she would make a good apprentice. The heel turn was complete. Now Bayley is sad. Shades of Raven/Sandman: Bayley, you're a hugaholic! Now, I worship Sasha! If this leads to Sasha crucifying Bayley from a wacky waving arm inflatable tube man, then I am f***ing sold! |
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Apr 3, 2016 14:04:12 GMT -5
Is this the beginning of a New Nation?
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Apr 3, 2016 14:06:05 GMT -5
 Now to browse NXT spoiler thread for Izzy's 20-minute "I bought in!" promo. After Sasha ripped off my headband, I thought I could get on board or I could get run over...... I have done everything for you people. I volunteered to clap erasers together and wash the chalkboards for my teacher near the end of the school day on Fridays. I volunteered as a hall monitor and junior crossing guard for the kids, brother! And where did all of that get me? |
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Apr 3, 2016 14:21:10 GMT -5
Shades of Raven/Sandman: Bayley, you're a hugaholic! Now, I worship Sasha! If this leads to Sasha crucifying Bayley from a wacky waving arm inflatable tube man, then I am f***ing sold! Bayley: (points at tube men) "I'll take em both I'm hardcore!" |
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Apr 3, 2016 14:48:21 GMT -5
Might as well super kick our hearts thru a barbershop window you cold-hearted, no-good.... HOW COULD YOU??!? YOU SICK MONSTER?  |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 3, 2016 15:06:10 GMT -5
It all makes sense. We should have seen it coming. Izzy wanted Finn. But he only had eyes for Bayley. This made Izzy sad. The dark one saw the hate and anger in Izzy and thought she would make a good apprentice. The heel turn was complete. Now Bayley is sad. Shades of Raven/Sandman: Bayley, you're a hugaholic! Now, I worship Sasha! Tomorrow night on Raw, Sasha will crucify Bayley on a cross constructed of wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men. |
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The Kevstaaa
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Heck of a wrestler, great technician, and a jam up guy
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Post by The Kevstaaa on Apr 3, 2016 15:41:01 GMT -5
All we need now is for Izzy to kick Bayley's leg out from under her leg.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Apr 3, 2016 15:43:20 GMT -5
If this leads to Sasha crucifying Bayley from a wacky waving arm inflatable tube man, then I am f***ing sold! Bayley: (points at tube men) "I'll take em both I'm hardcore!"  |
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