Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Apr 14, 2016 7:48:53 GMT -5
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Post by ________ has left the building on Apr 14, 2016 8:09:36 GMT -5
It's no longer fun to make fun of TNA. Like playing the Dozens with Helen Keller. They are falling into the Mariana Trench of L's with no end in sight.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Apr 14, 2016 9:11:45 GMT -5
if TNA actually ever dies, FAN needs to add a "That's-So-TNA Award" to the Golden Snocones. It's premise: The most "TNA" thing of the year.
And no, it can't just be "vince booked something I didn't like WHAAAAA" like the Gooker is morphing into. This has to be for special cases of stupid.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 14, 2016 10:11:41 GMT -5
I've also heard that TNA is wealthy beyond belief, but they're not that good at money placement... They're so wealthy they can't pay talent - what's left - on time, can't pay rent, the catering bill is something that dixie asks everyone to pitch in for - they're just so rich, guys. TNA is such a team, they let everyone pitch in money to reinvest in the company! Seriously, this place sounds more and more like a terrible retail store. I think the retail store next door that closed probably ran better than TNA ever did.
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Post by Zombie Mod on Apr 14, 2016 10:24:19 GMT -5
Did they sell out of Bort license plates yet??? as with tradition of tna merch, they only ordered in Brot licence plates
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Apr 14, 2016 10:29:50 GMT -5
I've also heard that TNA is wealthy beyond belief, but they're not that good at money placement... They're so wealthy they can't pay talent - what's left - on time, can't pay rent, the catering bill is something that dixie asks everyone to pitch in for - they're just so rich, guys. TNA is such a team, they let everyone pitch in money to reinvest in the company! Seriously, this place sounds more and more like a terrible retail store. I have compared my current job to TNA and it's an apt comparison
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Chainsaw
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A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Apr 14, 2016 10:56:42 GMT -5
You can hear the smugness slowly leaving his body as he's realised he f***ed up in life somewhere. The upside is, he can reinforce the pillow fort with cardboard shipping tubes.
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Doctor Of Style
King Koopa
Well, first they love me, and then they don't. Sometimes they do it, and sometimes they won't.
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Post by Doctor Of Style on Apr 14, 2016 11:10:01 GMT -5
It's near train tracks.. Dixie: Quick, there is a freight train coming! Jump on and do a show wherever it stops, sugs! TNA running as a hobo promotion would be hilarious. Bindle on a pole matches, catering consisting entirely of pork n beans...Hell, McMahon might buy them out if he'd get the video library and a hobo army.
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Post by Father Dougal McGuire on Apr 14, 2016 11:17:33 GMT -5
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It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Apr 14, 2016 11:32:37 GMT -5
It's near train tracks.. Dixie: Quick, there is a freight train coming! Jump on and do a show wherever it stops, sugs! TNA running as a hobo promotion would be hilarious. Bindle on a pole matches, catering consisting entirely of pork n beans...Hell, McMahon might buy them out if he'd get the video library and a hobo army. Thus making their losing the King Of The Hobos that much more of am irony...
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Apr 14, 2016 11:34:41 GMT -5
Somehow, this is how Dixie feels right now
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Post by Ashy Larry on Apr 14, 2016 20:18:47 GMT -5
Mis-read this as "whorehouse". That's the next demotion. Cooking meth and pimping the knockouts Nope, cooking meth and pimping Spud.
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Post by Ted Sheckler on Apr 14, 2016 20:29:33 GMT -5
You can hear the smugness slowly leaving his body as he's realised he f***ed up in life somewhere. Usually I'd feel bad that a talented individual (Which Josh is) was stuck working out of a merchandise warehouse but this is the guy who attacked fans, JR and claimed TNA knew more about wrestling than Vince McMahon. He's made his bed and now he has to lay in it. No sympathy.
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Emmet Russell
King Koopa
Quieter
The best wrestler on earth.
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Post by Emmet Russell on Apr 14, 2016 20:32:28 GMT -5
You can hear the smugness slowly leaving his body as he's realised he f***ed up in life somewhere. Usually I'd feel bad that a talented individual (Which Josh is) was stuck working out of a merchandise warehouse but this is the guy who attacked fans, JR and claimed TNA knew more about wrestling than Vince McMahon. He's made his bed and now he has to lay in it. No sympathy. The second he was "free" and got a chance to show his real self, he proved he was a smug shit. The tweet at JR and backtracking when he was called out for it is all you need to know about who Josh is as all person.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Apr 14, 2016 20:37:57 GMT -5
You can hear the smugness slowly leaving his body as he's realised he f***ed up in life somewhere. Usually I'd feel bad that a talented individual (Which Josh is) was stuck working out of a merchandise warehouse but this is the guy who attacked fans, JR and claimed TNA knew more about wrestling than Vince McMahon. He's made his bed and now he has to lay in it. No sympathy. It was proved that without Vince telling him what to say through the headphones, Josh is one of the worst announcers of all time.
The way his voice breaks is past the point of annoying. He's not genuine at all and sounds fake when he's excited. His stupid segues that basically ruin matches that he calls. The fact that one minute he hates EC3 then loves him again.
He's truly garbage. That man is prove that even Vince can turn a piece of turd into an announcer.
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Emmet Russell
King Koopa
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The best wrestler on earth.
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Post by Emmet Russell on Apr 14, 2016 20:56:04 GMT -5
Usually I'd feel bad that a talented individual (Which Josh is) was stuck working out of a merchandise warehouse but this is the guy who attacked fans, JR and claimed TNA knew more about wrestling than Vince McMahon. He's made his bed and now he has to lay in it. No sympathy. It was proved that without Vince telling him what to say through the headphones, Josh is one of the worst announcers of all time.
The way his voice breaks is past the point of annoying. He's not genuine at all and sounds fake when he's excited. His stupid segues that basically ruin matches that he calls. The fact that one minute he hates EC3 then loves him again.
He's truly garbage. That man is prove that even Vince can turn a piece of turd into an announcer.
"This is one of the greatest posts of all time!"
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Apr 14, 2016 21:50:37 GMT -5
You can hear the smugness slowly leaving his body as he's realised he f***ed up in life somewhere. Usually I'd feel bad that a talented individual (Which Josh is) was stuck working out of a merchandise warehouse but this is the guy who attacked fans, JR and claimed TNA knew more about wrestling than Vince McMahon. He's made his bed and now he has to lay in it. No sympathy. Yeah, but any sympy?
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Post by 01010010 01101001 01100011 on Apr 14, 2016 21:57:07 GMT -5
You can hear the smugness slowly leaving his body as he's realised he f***ed up in life somewhere. He looks like the guy at Costco giving blender demonstrations while judging what is in your cart.
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Apr 14, 2016 23:52:59 GMT -5
I like how when you go to shoptna.com and click items for bid, which has a wrestlingauctions.com address right on the logo, it takes you to an TNA Ebay page with them putting wwe in most of the descriptions of the items.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Apr 15, 2016 2:09:39 GMT -5
I like how when you go to shoptna.com and click items for bid, which has a wrestlingauctions.com address right on the logo, it takes you to an TNA Ebay page with them putting wwe in most of the descriptions of the items. TNA reminds me of the honky Tonk man selling counterfeit Rey Mysterio masks but somehow more pathetic.
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