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Post by Dave the Dave on Apr 22, 2016 15:49:29 GMT -5
Simple enough. What names do you think are just Topps?
I actually thought of this thread last night and forget the name that made me want to start it. So I'll go with my old favorite, NFL linebacker TJ Slaughter. That's just the perfect name for a defensive football player.
Honorable mention to Zydrunas Ilgauskas because I started liking him as a kid 100% because I liked saying his name.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2016 19:59:18 GMT -5
IndyCar driver Will Power.
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Apr 22, 2016 20:00:13 GMT -5
He Hate Me
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Apr 22, 2016 20:21:41 GMT -5
The patron saints of dirty names... Dick Trickle and Rusty Kuntz
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Post by karl100589 on Apr 23, 2016 1:20:20 GMT -5
IndyCar driver Will Power. On the same note the nineties Indycar racer Slick Racin Gardner
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Apr 23, 2016 1:21:04 GMT -5
Partially due to the associated chant, Yaya and Kolo Toure are up there for me.
I'm also going to toss a vote to Visanthe Shiancoe. There's something ineffably badass about that name.
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Post by Urethra Franklin on Apr 23, 2016 2:09:18 GMT -5
Danny Drinkwater
Captain Munnerlyn
Bismack Biyombo
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Lourawls "Tum Tum" Nairn, Jr.
Boof Bonser
Stubby Clapp
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Post by DiBiase is Good on Apr 23, 2016 2:32:17 GMT -5
The Portuguese goalie from a few years back, Quim. Dutch footballer, Vennegoor of Hesselink. Sarunas Marciulionis The most stereotypically German name ever, Bastian Schweinsteiger.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Apr 23, 2016 4:56:06 GMT -5
Simple enough. What names do you think are just Topps? Bowman, Allen & Ginter, Chrome, Heritage, and Triple Threads.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2016 5:41:12 GMT -5
The Portuguese goalie from a few years back, Quim. Dutch footballer, Vennegoor of Hesselink. Sarunas Marciulionis The most stereotypically German name ever, Bastian Schweinsteiger. I'll second Schweinsteiger, the announcers in FIFA 09 make it sound so dastardly. Michael Stonebreaker, NFL offensive lineman. (His dad also played.) Lake Speed, NASCAR driver. Shin Soo Choo, MLB player.
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Post by baracklesnar on Apr 23, 2016 6:36:39 GMT -5
The patron saints of dirty names... Dick Trickle and Rusty Kuntz And Dick Pole.
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Post by triplethreatmark on Apr 23, 2016 7:18:15 GMT -5
Former NHL Defenseman Darius Kasparaitis. His last name sounds like some sort of coughing disease.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Apr 23, 2016 9:43:15 GMT -5
The patron saints of dirty names... Dick Trickle and Rusty Kuntz And Dick Pole. His name is too redundant
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2016 10:04:22 GMT -5
Jeff and Brock Beukeboom Steve Yzerman
EDIT: There's another one: Jarome Arthur-Leigh Adekunle Tig Junior Elvis Iginla
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Post by Fundertaker on Apr 23, 2016 10:06:36 GMT -5
The Portuguese goalie from a few years back, Quim. He's actually from the town over from where I live! Also his "game" name is basically an aberviation of his actual first name, Joaquim, and every Joaquim in Portugal gets called "Quim" at some point in his life. On topic: - Daisuke Matsuzaka - Klaas Jan Huntelaar - Marc Overmaars - Mark Philippoussis
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Post by The Last Hero on Apr 23, 2016 11:46:49 GMT -5
Antonio Bastardo
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Post by Nickybojelais on Apr 23, 2016 14:09:30 GMT -5
Despite having the perfect name to become a wrestler, Max Power chose to play football for Wigan Athletic instead.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2016 21:09:38 GMT -5
Cal Clutterbuck
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Post by hossfan on Apr 23, 2016 21:58:52 GMT -5
Shaquille O'Neal
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Post by Romeo Hotel on Apr 23, 2016 22:53:09 GMT -5
D'Brickashaw Ferguson
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