JoDaNa1281
Crow T. Robot
Jackie Daytona, Regular Human Bartender. #BLM
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on May 16, 2016 21:56:55 GMT -5
Over/Under on mentioning dads or uncles during the contract signing? I'll play it safe and say...19
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Post by Hypnosis on May 16, 2016 21:57:03 GMT -5
Just imagine your bosses being dancing dorks. What a mindf***.
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Jeff Mangum PI
Hank Scorpio
11 herbs and spices for the rest of eternity; Is Number Two. Number Two!
The 2nd Coming
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Post by Jeff Mangum PI on May 16, 2016 21:57:05 GMT -5
I never thought I would say this in my life, but I really hope Eva Marie interrupts this segment.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on May 16, 2016 21:57:14 GMT -5
Ahahaha, f*** you Kalisto. That's what you get for that bitch move last week. So he did a running hurricanrana on him, doesn't make him a heel with Rusev belittling him. Nothing justified the beatdown on Cara or folding him like an accordion. That was actually brutal to watch. Whatcha talking about b? Kalisto cost Rusev his match last week so Rusev bodied him and his jabroni friend this week. I'm with Rusev on this one. Don't f*** with the Fruit Brute.
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on May 16, 2016 21:57:15 GMT -5
Two women in a contract signing is the main event of tonight's RAW. I wonder whose death will get exploited for some cheap heat this time. George Hackenschmidt?
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Injustice45
Fry's dog Seymour
Consider me the Athena/Yoshimitsu of Avatars and Signatures.
Posts: 23,911
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Post by Injustice45 on May 16, 2016 21:57:17 GMT -5
Natalya' boring life...
Nattie: Tyson, I have a surprise for you! Tyson: Shh, Nattie, can't you see I'm watching the IWGP Championship?! Nattie: *steps in front of TV* Get a good look at this championship! *pan up of Nattie in a dominatrix outfit* Tyson: Oh, you're in your ring gear. Can you please step aside, the match is about to start! Nattie: Aw, shucks...
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Post by hashtagdaley/JudasDay on May 16, 2016 21:57:18 GMT -5
And we get Nattie in another title match. Because everyone is asking for another fxxxing Nattie title match.
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Chiral
Salacious Crumb
Posts: 76,565
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Post by Chiral on May 16, 2016 21:57:20 GMT -5
The crowd's reactions for the Extreme Rules matches are all like "eehhHHhhhh!?"
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City Duck
Ozymandius
MAMMA MIA! CRUISERLICIOUS!
GIIIGIIIGIIIGIIIGIGI
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Post by City Duck on May 16, 2016 21:57:38 GMT -5
I never thought I would say this in my life, but I really hope Eva Marie interrupts this segment. I say this every day.
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pegasuswarrior
El Dandy
Three Time FAN Idol Champion
@PulpPictionary
Posts: 8,748
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Post by pegasuswarrior on May 16, 2016 21:57:57 GMT -5
I am sure it has been said, but it's disgusting how we just had a blood hatred get-out-of-my-life feud set up for Wrestlemania and now Bro and Sis are best of friends. Makes me want to puke as to how insulted I am as a viewer.
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Post by edgestar on May 16, 2016 21:58:07 GMT -5
I thought he was just going to say "ladies"
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Post by dreidemy on May 16, 2016 21:58:09 GMT -5
I can smell that whiskey breath from here
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Post by xCompackx on May 16, 2016 21:58:10 GMT -5
Why are we doing a contract signing when this isn't the first match involving Charlotte and Nattie?
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tenshi
Patti Mayonnaise
Probably more memorable than a Charlotte title reign
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Post by tenshi on May 16, 2016 21:58:16 GMT -5
For some reason, I imagine Nattie asking for an Ultimate Surrender match and then freaking out over what that might imply.
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on May 16, 2016 21:58:17 GMT -5
Ric is gonna elbow drop Bret's boner That sounds like 4/10 painful (boner intensifies?)
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Phil Parent
El Dandy
Your Favourite Teacher
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Post by Phil Parent on May 16, 2016 21:58:33 GMT -5
She ain't that hot, Ric.
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Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
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Post by Perd on May 16, 2016 21:58:36 GMT -5
If anybody in the audience doesn't know who their father is; he probably just walked in.
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Emmet Russell
King Koopa
Quieter
The best wrestler on earth.
Posts: 12,526
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Post by Emmet Russell on May 16, 2016 21:58:37 GMT -5
Wonder if Flair will tell Nattie to kill herself again...
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Post by bootytea on May 16, 2016 21:58:38 GMT -5
`For the apple pie!`
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on May 16, 2016 21:58:39 GMT -5
People must not watch Smackdown cause Rusev already got Kalisto "back" for what happened last week. Lana threw water on him and Rusev superkicked Kalisto in the back of the head. I don't know how you can watch that and think "Kalisto deserved that for last week." Storyline wise at least, I can get just liking your fav dominating a beatdown. For me, it's just pure markdom. Step 1: Not be a fan of Kalisto. Step 2: f*** with Rusev. Step 3: Enjoy Rusev catching a body.
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