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Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2016 11:23:14 GMT -5
This thread reminds me of Wolverine in the 90's X-Men Cartoon.
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Post by Talent Name on Jun 1, 2016 11:54:43 GMT -5
Fiddlesticks is my go to
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Post by edgestar on Jun 1, 2016 12:26:53 GMT -5
I don't swear a lot, but I usually say frick
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Post by GuyOfOwnage on Jun 1, 2016 12:39:35 GMT -5
I do it for different reasons, depending on the situation. Sometimes there are kids around and their parents don't like exposing them to that kind of language, so I respect the parents' wishes. Sometimes I'm dealing with people who tune you out if you use that kind of language. I hate being caught up in situations where I'm trying to explain something very important to a person and they're not paying attention to what I'm saying because they're stuck on how I'm saying it. Also, when I do use expletives with those types of people, it tends to get their attention more because I don't use 'that language' often. And sometimes it's just sounds funnier. No, no. I know how to not use that language in front of children or your boss or a chick you're into. I can restructure a sentence. I mean stupid substitutions like dang, or smurf! or by gum. I think the substitutions work when you're in that kind of company and you need to verbally express annoyance or frustration with something. My mom did it all the time when I was growing up.
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on Jun 2, 2016 0:54:16 GMT -5
I do it for different reasons, depending on the situation. Sometimes there are kids around and their parents don't like exposing them to that kind of language, so I respect the parents' wishes. Sometimes I'm dealing with people who tune you out if you use that kind of language. I hate being caught up in situations where I'm trying to explain something very important to a person and they're not paying attention to what I'm saying because they're stuck on how I'm saying it. Also, when I do use expletives with those types of people, it tends to get their attention more because I don't use 'that language' often. And sometimes it's just sounds funnier. No, no. I know how to not use that language in front of children or your boss or a chick you're into. I can restructure a sentence. I mean stupid substitutions like dang, or smurf! or by gum. I misunderstood your statement, my bad.
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Post by Reflecto on Jun 2, 2016 1:35:09 GMT -5
For some reason at work (where I can't swear as much), I seem to have gotten into the habit of replacing "squirrelly" for "shitty" when a machine's on the fritz.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Jun 2, 2016 11:37:17 GMT -5
I've started yelling 'swear words' when I'm annoyed by something at work (I work with children).
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Post by nonrev on Jun 2, 2016 18:18:36 GMT -5
Sugar. Crumbs. Shut the front door. What the ....front door. Baloney. Holy moley! Doing the deed.
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Post by Injustice45 on Jun 2, 2016 18:21:36 GMT -5
"Son of a triscuit" as a substitute for "Son of a bitch."
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Post by Deleted on Jun 2, 2016 18:43:26 GMT -5
By age 7 I was heading down a rather salty path my mom feared for me a future as a boat captain,truck driver or worst yet Cashier at Arby's.By my teen years vulgarity was oddly frowned upon at my school so when I graduated I said f*** it nobodies the boss of me well my bosses felt otherwise so I learned curses in 8 different languages and that worked for awhile until people caught on so now I only speak in the form rhythmic dance.
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Post by Fade on Jun 2, 2016 20:23:04 GMT -5
It's a certain racist word but I essentially only say the first two letters.
I ha e friends who censor themselves. Which baffles me.
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Post by edgestar on Jun 2, 2016 22:03:53 GMT -5
Holy guacamole!
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Post by BK From WV on Jun 2, 2016 23:30:29 GMT -5
I actually stopped swearing around 20 years ago. There is a 14 year difference between me and my brother and he was starting to get to the age where he would pick up words. I didn't want to be the reason he heard swear words so I just stopped using them. It honestly wasn't that hard to do. Of course, he uses more swear words than I ever used to but I wasn't the reason he learned them.
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Post by wildojinx on Jun 2, 2016 23:47:36 GMT -5
How about using the actual word the "swear word" is meant to represent? Like Feces or Intercourse or female dog?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 3, 2016 14:02:25 GMT -5
Thanks to the Simpsons (who got it from Robin Williams as I found out), "Shazzbutt" has been my go-to.
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Post by Zombie Mod on Jun 3, 2016 15:34:45 GMT -5
if i'm at work I tend not to swear (retail, use of foul language is usually frowned upon by customers) so usually do edit bad language out of my vocabulary (usually substituted for random nonsensical noises.) but I do tend to use borked for f***ed/broken beyond repair mainly because I find it fun to say.
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Post by Zombie Mod on Jun 3, 2016 15:36:49 GMT -5
oh and I went through a phase of using "derp" randomly
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Post by Father Dougal McGuire on Jun 3, 2016 19:20:18 GMT -5
Another one I use is "oh sugar honey iced tea" at times.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 3, 2016 20:20:44 GMT -5
Not actually swearing is flippin stupid gosh darn it!
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Post by The Mark of Mark on Jun 3, 2016 22:01:06 GMT -5
I use to never swear, but then somehow I picked it up around the age of 22. I'm trying to cut it out because I accidentally let one slip in front of my Ex's son last year, no telling when I might accidentally let it slip in front of family or a professional setting.
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