Impact Thread 6/14/16: Impact's Not Here Man.

[Welfare Willis]

YES, color bars and annoying tone!

[Injustice45]

Damn, Dixie just bitch slapped Maria. Why didn't Gail do the honors considering the fact that she was feuding with her for quite a while?

[Captain Stud Muffin (BLM)]

Now we got the testing screen and back to Loop lmao!!!!!

[jagilki]

ENCOMPASS!

Apparently Donna has the biggest hands in the WORLD.

[Deleted]

What is that attempt number 5 to fail tonight?

[prettynami]

Whats this?!!? It just changed to rainbow of death with ECOMPASS written out... Oh spoke too soon... Back to Donna's bra!

[Shark]

We made it an hour and a half. A brief cut to a test pattern and we're back to our favorite loop!

[Talent Name]

Hey guys do you like watching celebrities

[tenshi]

Dixie Carter wants to be Stephanie McMahon so bad but she's so horrible at acting and the original material isn't all that good to begin with, we're bound to deal with bullshit like this.

[Hypnosis]

Jun 14, 2016 21:26:49 GMT -5 jagilki said:

So, I just got home. What are the Technical Difficulties? TNA didn't pay their bill?

You can now expect Meg to yell "you are both so stupid" to Peter and Chris Griffin on a loop.

[Captain Stud Muffin (BLM)]

Jun 14, 2016 21:30:38 GMT -5 Injustice45 said:

Damn, Dixie just bitch slapped Maria. Why didn't Gail do the honors considering the fact that she was feuding with her for quite a while?

Learning from her idle Steph. F*** you this is about me

[Deleted]

Just turned on impact and I'm getting a loud buzz and ENCOMPASS.So it's better than normal.

[Welfare Willis]

I need to get to bed, but man I want to see if TNA can even show a fraction of it's show during it's normal time slot.

[Deleted]

Wrestling is ballet with violence.

[Deleted]

I should have been watching Netflix for the last hour and a half, but instead I'm watching the same commercials over and over.

I think this is the start of my descent into madness.

[jagilki]

ENCOMPASS is the new heel stable set to take over TNA, it consists of fed up production workers.

[Hypnosis]

Jun 14, 2016 21:30:28 GMT -5 Jedi-El of Tomorrow said:

Encompass!

Solomon Crowe just hacked TNA!

[tigermaskxxxvii]

Do you think Billy Corgan is on the phone with Disco Inferno and Rob Van Dam trying to get them to wrestle Drew Galloway in a TLC match?

[hashtagdaley/JudasDay]

Jun 14, 2016 21:31:18 GMT -5 Talent Name said:

Hey guys do you like watching celebrities

Only if they're not wearing bras.

[Welfare Willis]

Jun 14, 2016 21:31:18 GMT -5 Talent Name said:

Hey guys do you like watching celebrities

through the bushes with binoculars, yes.