Impact Thread 6/14/16: Impact's Not Here Man.

[Jedi-El of Tomorrow]

The f*** are you on about Pope?

[Captain Stud Muffin (BLM)]

Jun 14, 2016 22:08:23 GMT -5 Injustice45 said:

Who will the next inductee into the TNA "Hall of Fame" be? We'll find out "live." Here's a hint: she has no ass.

& has dominated more women that would make Buff Bagwell blush

[Captain Stud Muffin (BLM)]

Jun 14, 2016 22:09:08 GMT -5 Hypnosis said:

Jun 14, 2016 22:07:59 GMT -5 Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) said:

Oh shit the show is on

Not only that, but Jeff Hardy has his Victory Road 2011 look tonight.

A smart man would of ditched that look.

[Richard]

Jesus, that was a taint breaker.

[OVO 40 hunched over like he 80]

Jun 14, 2016 22:09:34 GMT -5 Jedi-El of Tomorrow said:

The f*** are you on about Pope?

Crack DADDEH!

[slappy]

Jun 14, 2016 22:08:23 GMT -5 Injustice45 said:

Who will the next inductee into the TNA "Hall of Fame" be? We'll find out "live." Here's a hint: she has no ass.

I'm honored to be going in.

[BR329]

So I was watching the OJ Simpson special on ESPN and missed this apparent clusterf***. Can anyone fill me in on what happened here?

[Captain Stud Muffin (BLM)]

Jun 14, 2016 22:09:26 GMT -5 Magic knows Black Lives Matter said:

Again, I want to like Eli Drake and he does have a lot of potential. But right now, this is such a minor league act. I would suggest that he go to NXT but apparently, WWE already had him and passed on him for whatever reason.

I've said many times before he needs direction. He has the ability to say something but in his current state that something is usually shit. 

[Jedi-El of Tomorrow]

Jun 14, 2016 22:10:06 GMT -5 Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) said:

Jun 14, 2016 22:09:08 GMT -5 Hypnosis said:

Not only that, but Jeff Hardy has his Victory Road 2011 look tonight.

A smart man would of ditched that look.

A smart company would have made sure we didn't notice that, because they wouldn't have let Jeff even walk out to the ring at Victory Road.

[Captain Stud Muffin (BLM)]

If this was WWE, with Jeff wearing that gear their would be a rapid fire of insider references from the commentators burying Jeff.

[OVO 40 hunched over like he 80]

Jun 14, 2016 22:10:31 GMT -5 BR329 said:

So I was watching the OJ Simpson special on ESPN and missed this apparent clusterf***. Can anyone fill me in on what happened here?

Impact started two hours later because Pop tv f***ed the master control or something, so we got two hours of that 70s show commercials.

[Injustice45]

Here is Stevie from The Parkers. The "Whooty" (and best part) of the show:



I'm sure this'll cheer us up after the monotony of the four-commercial loop.

[Magic knows Black Lives Matter]

THIS FEUD IS STILL GOING ON!? COME ON.

[Chainsaw]

Jun 14, 2016 20:04:49 GMT -5 Talent Name said:

This is beyond beautiful and fitting

I think we have the end for the Death Of TNA book.

(knowing full well that they have only just begun to debase themselves)

[hashtagdaley/JudasDay]

Anyone tuning in to see Practical Magic right now is probably devastated.

[Captain Stud Muffin (BLM)]

That's it. Time for Earl to go the way of Ole Yeller

[Jedi-El of Tomorrow]

Jun 14, 2016 22:10:31 GMT -5 BR329 said:

So I was watching the OJ Simpson special on ESPN and missed this apparent clusterf***. Can anyone fill me in on what happened here?

A commercial loop for an hour and 50 minutes, and at very few times it got interrupted by other commercials, 2 seconds of Impact, and at one time a choppy video with f***ed up audio of Lashley.

[hashtagdaley/JudasDay]

Silly Matt Hardy thought Early Hebner was food.

And LOL PRODUCTION BOTCH!!!!

[Drillbit Taylor]

"Marathon Humping"

[prettynami]

I hope he develops a taste of Earl and eats him during another vignette..... SUDDEN COMMERCIAL!