Impact Thread 6/14/16: Impact's Not Here Man.

[Jedi-El of Tomorrow]

Horrible attempt at Stephanie McMahon capped off with a horrible slap.

[Jedi-El of Tomorrow]

Jun 14, 2016 23:06:09 GMT -5 Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) said:

LMAO leave it up to TNA to reference two movies no one gave a f*** about.

I liked X-Men: Apocalypse.

[Injustice45]

Jun 14, 2016 23:04:19 GMT -5 hashtagdaley/JudasDay said:

Real Talk: What's with Corgan's single hand being beet red while the rest of him is Shaemus white?

He's been playing Hot Hands (terribly).

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The biggest slap in the history of wrestling.

f*** you Andy Kaufman and Jerry Lawler.

[Richard]

EC3: Am I really related to her? Even just kayfabe feels like an insult.

[jimmyjames]

Sorry for interrupting the thread, but I'm on the west coast so Impact is just starting, what the hell is going on. Was there some type off delay?

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Drew Galloway with the most early 2000s Indy wrestler theme ever.

[Captain Stud Muffin (BLM)]

Dixie, you do realize Steph won't return your phone calls now.

If you going to impersonate her do it right.

[Richard]

Jun 14, 2016 23:08:01 GMT -5 jimmyjames said:

Sorry for interrupting the thread, but I'm on the west coast so Impact is just starting, what the hell is going on. Was there some type off delay?

1:50 of the same 4 or 5 commercials while Impact and Pop did, something.

[Injustice45]

Jun 14, 2016 23:05:43 GMT -5 Doctor Of Style said:

Jun 14, 2016 23:04:00 GMT -5 prettynami said:

Damn why is Corgan's left hand so friggen red?

Flamin' Hot Cheetos + porn....

"I didn't know Twilight Sparkle was into that kinda stuff, but tonight I just found out."

[jagilki]

Jun 14, 2016 23:08:01 GMT -5 jimmyjames said:

Sorry for interrupting the thread, but I'm on the west coast so Impact is just starting, what the hell is going on. Was there some type off delay?

Almost two hour delay because somebody ate the production truck.

[hashtagdaley/JudasDay]

Jun 14, 2016 23:08:01 GMT -5 jimmyjames said:

Sorry for interrupting the thread, but I'm on the west coast so Impact is just starting, what the hell is going on. Was there some type off delay?

Read the first 30 pages of this thread.

[Deleted]

Jun 14, 2016 23:08:01 GMT -5 jimmyjames said:

Sorry for interrupting the thread, but I'm on the west coast so Impact is just starting, what the hell is going on. Was there some type off delay?

It took an hour and 50 minutes for Pop to get it working. It was literally a cycle of the same four commercials the entire time.

[Captain Stud Muffin (BLM)]

Jun 14, 2016 23:08:01 GMT -5 jimmyjames said:

Sorry for interrupting the thread, but I'm on the west coast so Impact is just starting, what the hell is going on. Was there some type off delay?

Some type of delay isn't the word.

We all suffered from Huge Hands.

[Lancers]

Billy Corgan's suit was the secret MVP of that last segment. He looked like he sold State Farm insurance in 1953.

[Injustice45]

Jun 14, 2016 23:08:01 GMT -5 jimmyjames said:

Sorry for interrupting the thread, but I'm on the west coast so Impact is just starting, what the hell is going on. Was there some type off delay?

There was a 1 hour and 50 minute loop of the same four commercials over-and-over. Makes you really appreciate That 70's Show and Craig Ferguson.

[OVO 40 hunched over like he 80]

Jun 14, 2016 23:08:58 GMT -5 jagilki said:

Jun 14, 2016 23:08:01 GMT -5 jimmyjames said:

Sorry for interrupting the thread, but I'm on the west coast so Impact is just starting, what the hell is going on. Was there some type off delay?

Almost two hour delay because somebody ate the production truck.

f***ing Matt Hardy, as if catering wasn't enough...

[Captain Stud Muffin (BLM)]

Lol well they did say limited commercials.

[J Lee O'Brien]

Still disappointed we didn't get the full two hours of "Impact minus Impact."

[Magic knows Black Lives Matter]

"It was all Lashley during the break."

Man, he must have beat the shit out of Galloway during that 1.5 seconds.