Official Roman Reigns suspended for thirty days thread

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so, how many first wellness strikes will he have?

if he ever get's caught again.

[Gecko]

Jun 21, 2016 14:24:19 GMT -5 A Platypus Rave is Correct said:

Jun 21, 2016 14:23:26 GMT -5 魔界5号 said:

Hell, even Tajiri failed a test for steroids once.

This could be anything from recreational drugs like marijuana to performance enhancers like HGH. We can't tell yet.

Yeah, though Marijuana is not a strike. Unless they changed that recently.

Just had a look, it's still just a $2500 fine.

For anybody who wants to check out what is on the banned substance list: corporate.wwe.com/what-we-do/talent/abuse-and-drug-testing-policy#C4

[edgestar]

Jun 21, 2016 14:35:27 GMT -5 canal said:

DAMN!!!!!!

You know what, I knew he was looking a lot bigger. I figured he was just eating a lot and trying to bulk up to set himself apart.

Roman Reigns had a food baby, and I saw it, and it looked at me

[Goldash #BLM]

WOW. Did not expect this to happen so soon, if at all.

Here's hoping it works out for all parties, but R.I.P. Roman's push.

[StuntGranny®]

If it really is for HGH/Steroids/whatever, it blows my mind that they pulled the trigger on suspending him. The guy was their big star that they shoved down everyone's throat and wasted 2 Royal Rumbles/WrestlManias on.

I say it blows my mind because it doesn't take an expert to see he's not the only one using them. I'll eat a pack of batteries if Triple H and John Cena are clean.

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Jun 21, 2016 14:40:48 GMT -5 edgestar said:

Jun 21, 2016 14:35:27 GMT -5 canal said:

DAMN!!!!!!

You know what, I knew he was looking a lot bigger. I figured he was just eating a lot and trying to bulk up to set himself apart.

Roman Reigns had a food baby, and I saw it, and it looked at me

The food baby looked at you?

[cool]

Jun 21, 2016 14:39:09 GMT -5 Seth Drakin of Monster Crap said:

I think after this news which destroys lots of credibility for him, I think this must be fitting. Take it away, Ewan McGregor as Obi-Wan Kenobi.

He was supposed to be Jeff Jarrett?

[mauled]

Jun 21, 2016 14:39:09 GMT -5 Seth Drakin of Monster Crap said:

I think after this news which destroys lots of credibility for him, I think this must be fitting. Take it away, Ewan McGregor as Obi-Wan Kenobi.

AJ Styles "It's over Roman I have the high ground"

[Toilet Paper Roll]

Theyre trying to get him over with the kids

[魔界5号]

ROMAN. REIGNS.

HE SHOWED UP TO WORK BLAZED.

ROMAN. REIGNS.

SUSPENDED FOR THIRTY DAYS.

[Magic knows Black Lives Matter]

*Roman and Dean go in for their piss test*

Dean: Bro, I gotta be honest. I think I failed that test.
Roman: What the hell, man?
Dean: Dude, those brownies from Paige were too good to pass down! What am I gonna do? I've worked so hard to get to this point. This is gonna kill my push.
Roman: Don't worry, bro. When you come back, I got your back. Remember, we're both gonna be wrestling each other at Mania next year.
Dean: Thanks man, you're a real friend.

*The two dap each other up, Roman walks away*

Dean: Yeah, we're gonna be wrestling each other at Mania.

*Dean swaps his sample with Roman's*

Dean: ...In WWE 2k17, motherf***er.

[CATCH_US IS the Conversation]

Jun 21, 2016 14:29:59 GMT -5 Magic knows Black Lives Matter said:

Just wanna say, to all the goofballs that insist that the wellness policy is rigged and WWE protects their favorites, here's this L for you. Piping hot, fresh out the oven!

WWE amended the Wellness Policy as a precaution to avoid possibly having to fire Orton.

Sure Roman got suspended, but WWE still protects their favorites in the sense that this wellness violation is likely not going to affect the way Roman is presented on TV. He's still going to be, as you like to say "a goon that catches bodies" and basically pick up as if he was never gone. They aren't going to job him out or go out of their way to bury him the way they would if it was someone else.

[darkjourney]

Jun 21, 2016 14:40:56 GMT -5 StuntGranny® said:

If it really is for HGH/Steroids/whatever, it blows my mind that they pulled the trigger on suspending him. The guy was their big star that they shoved down everyone's throat and wasted 2 Royal Rumbles/WrestlManias on.

I say it blows my mind because it doesn't take an expert to see he's not the only one using them. I'll eat a pack of batteries if Triple H and John Cena are clean.

Wel thats what has me too. HHH/Cena for instance. Reigns got bigger. HHH/Cena are not only big but they are cut and shredded to the bone with vascularity. Which is MUCH more difficult to attain than just putting on mass by lifting

[Cela]

Still amused that performance enhancers are something to actually care about in an acting profession. If it's safe and helps you recover, who the hell cares?

But hey, spectre of the 80s.

[Dave the Dave]

Thank god he didn't touch Vince's arm too. His ass would be fired.

And they'd have straight killed Titus just because

[Magic knows Black Lives Matter]

Jun 21, 2016 14:43:22 GMT -5 CATCH_US IS the Conversation said:

Jun 21, 2016 14:29:59 GMT -5 Magic knows Black Lives Matter said:

Just wanna say, to all the goofballs that insist that the wellness policy is rigged and WWE protects their favorites, here's this L for you. Piping hot, fresh out the oven!

WWE amended the Wellness Policy as a precaution to avoid possibly having to fire Orton.

Sure Roman got suspended, but WWE still protects their favorites in the sense that this wellness violation is likely not going to affect the way Roman is presented on TV. He's still going to be, as you like to say "a goon that catches bodies" and basically pick up as if he was never gone. They aren't going to job him out or go out of their way to bury him the way they would if it was someone else.

[canal]

I don't see what it could be outside of performance enhancers, unless it's something random like Adderall. The recreational types leave your system really fast, outside of weed and that's not a suspension. I remember reading that a certain night was "cocaine night" because they knew there was no chance of getting tested the next day.

[edgehead]

I don't see any way he competes in the triple threat match at Battleground even thought that's over 30 days away. Not only from a business standpoint but a storyline standpoint.

[魔界5号]

Jun 21, 2016 14:42:49 GMT -5 Magic knows Black Lives Matter said:

*Roman and Dean go in for their piss test*

Dean: Bro, I gotta be honest. I think I failed that test.
Roman: What the hell, man?
Dean: Dude, those brownies from Paige were too good to pass down! What am I gonna do? I've worked so hard to get to this point. This is gonna kill my push.
Roman: Don't worry, bro. When you come back, I got your back. Remember, we're both gonna be wrestling each other at Mania next year.
Dean: Thanks man, you're a real friend.

*The two dap each other up, Roman walks away*

Dean: Yeah, we're gonna be wrestling each other at Mania.

*Dean swaps his sample with Roman's*

Dean: ...In WWE 2k17, motherf***er.

This would explain why Paige was in handcuffs on Sunday night.

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

Just get a cardboard cut-out and have them cut promos on him.

"What? You have nothing to say for yourself?"