Zone Was Wrong
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Currently living off the high that AEW brings every Wednesday and Friday
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Post by Zone Was Wrong on Jun 26, 2016 0:13:06 GMT -5
Goku: He punched me in the dick, why'd he punch me in the dick?
Vegeta :Not so funny now is it Kakarot?
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Post by Ash Kingston on Jun 26, 2016 0:21:11 GMT -5
"I WILL KILL AS MANY PEOPLE AS I HAVE TO, AS LONG AS YOU ARE ONE OF THEM!"
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Jeff Mangum PI
Hank Scorpio
11 herbs and spices for the rest of eternity; Is Number Two. Number Two!
The 2nd Coming
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Post by Jeff Mangum PI on Jun 26, 2016 0:35:35 GMT -5
"Have you ever thought about getting a job?" "I am a green slug man, no amount of affirmative action is gonna get me a job."
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Jun 26, 2016 2:09:59 GMT -5
I'm going to assume Hellsing Ultimate Abridged is fair game, as well. "Get that bitch a cannon! Bitches love cannons!" Sure they are, that's why I put "Team four star" and not "Dragon Ball Z Abridged" in the title. In fact... "How valiant of you, sir Penwood! Defending your post down to the last man!" "Ah... but this is where I must rebuke you. Because where you see one man, I see four." "See four?!" *looks around, notices room is filled with C4* "Gaaah..." "When you get to Hell, tell them Penwood sent you! And then apologize on my behalf for the inconvenience!"
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Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on Jun 26, 2016 2:19:47 GMT -5
Eren: (Arguing with Jean) If I grew up to be a pompous ass like you, I'D WISH MY MOM WAS DEAD SO SHE WOULDN'T HAVE TO SEE ME!!! Shardis: *unnaturally quiet* Excellent comeback there, Jaeger-bombastic. How will you follow suit, Jeany-boy? Jean: Oh, uh. I think I was going to loop back to something about, bread? Shardis: *still quiet* Well, that may just work actually. But you know what might work better? GOING THE f*** TO SLEEP! *slams door shut*
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Post by Deleted on Jun 26, 2016 2:52:23 GMT -5
Vegeta: What are you doing? Gohan: What am I doing? Vegeta: Thwarting my plans? Gohan: Thwarting your plans? Vegeta: Are you?
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Fundertaker
El Dandy
Hideo Kojima should direct every ending ever!
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Post by Fundertaker on Jun 26, 2016 5:32:11 GMT -5
First off, no one screws Yamcha but life.
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Post by Ash Kingston on Jun 26, 2016 6:57:42 GMT -5
Krillin: Hey, I was on Namek, okay?! Shit got crazy! I got stabbed! And blown up! Yamcha: I've been stabbed and blown up too! And dumped by the only girlfriend I ever had! Krillin: Same. But you know the difference? When mine left, she took all my money. When yours left, she took all her money.
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Lupin the Third
Patti Mayonnaise
I'm sorry.....I love you. *boot to the head*--3rd most culpable in the jixing of NXT, D'oh!
Join the Dark Order....
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Post by Lupin the Third on Jun 26, 2016 7:19:52 GMT -5
JESUS WANTS A HUG!!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 26, 2016 7:29:15 GMT -5
Did you just throw a mother-f***ing bo-*explodes*
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Post by Ash Kingston on Jun 26, 2016 7:59:19 GMT -5
Jan: The one who sent me was... Naaaaaziiiiiis. Integra: I heard George Lucas. Who else heard George Lucas? Walter: I heard the Miami Heat. Seras: I heard The Mötley Crüe with my vampire hearing.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Jun 26, 2016 8:14:53 GMT -5
"I don't know what this Yamcha is. But it sounds disapointing."
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Post by Larryhausen on Jun 26, 2016 8:35:51 GMT -5
I'm coming, Zarbon. Quick, hold my balls!!
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Jun 26, 2016 8:38:26 GMT -5
Freeza: Zarbon, I'm beginning to wonder what I pay my men for. Zarbon: you don't pay us, Lord Freeza. Freeza: ... Let them live for.
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Post by kingoftheindies on Jun 26, 2016 10:36:23 GMT -5
all i want to do is see you turn into a Super Saiyan. A Super Saiyan
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Post by Deleted on Jun 26, 2016 11:38:49 GMT -5
Let me tell you a tale.
*whacks Vegeta with tail*
The end.
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Crimson
Hank Scorpio
Thank you DWade
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Post by Crimson on Jun 26, 2016 11:49:14 GMT -5
Because of the DBZ Kai episode that aired last night, I have to go with; And then Triclops shows up and is like, "I'M GOING TO TURN TRIANGLES INTO F***ING SQUARES!"
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H-Virus
Hank Scorpio
A Real Contagious Experience
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Post by H-Virus on Jun 26, 2016 12:40:49 GMT -5
SP-Cell: Oh, you think you're cute?!
Vegeta: Bitch, I'm adorable.
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Fundertaker
El Dandy
Hideo Kojima should direct every ending ever!
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Post by Fundertaker on Jun 26, 2016 14:15:43 GMT -5
Nappa: Well, I've got good news and bad news. The bad news is reportssayourentireplanethasbeendestroyedbygiganticmeteoritealongwithallitsinhabitants. Kid Vegeta: Uh, but, what about-- Nappa: Aaaaaand your father. Kid Vegeta: My whole family. My race! Nappa: But the good news is we're going to Dairy Queen! Kid Vegeta: My entire race is gone-- Nappa: Dairy Queen!
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Post by Larryhausen on Jun 26, 2016 19:49:03 GMT -5
I suggest you all duck. Because I'm about to turn left, and I don't wanna smack you with my dick!!!!
Also, two of my favorite running gags on the entire show.
"Kaio-wha?"
And.....
"mineminemineminemineminemineminemineMINEMINEMINEMINEMIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!!!"
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