Emmet Russell
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Post by Emmet Russell on Jul 25, 2016 22:58:01 GMT -5
This is how a jobber should look. This is the face of a man who's never won in his life.  Damn - I missed having a good squash match on Raw. |
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Post by cjb01: Limited Edition Item! on Jul 25, 2016 22:58:54 GMT -5
The man couldn't even win a Chin let alone a wrestling match
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Rican
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
July 17, 2011 - HHHe called it
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Post by Rican on Jul 25, 2016 23:02:14 GMT -5
That guy was awesome. I want him to come back every week to get squashed by someone else.
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CMWaters
Ozymandius
Rolled a Seven, Beat the Ads.
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Post by CMWaters on Jul 25, 2016 23:03:48 GMT -5
Yeah, he was a fun jobber for Braun.
The jobber in Nia's match did her job well too.
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Schizo
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Schizo on Jul 25, 2016 23:04:26 GMT -5
I laughed my ass off with graves called him tweety bird
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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2016 23:05:00 GMT -5
Sign that guy, seriously.
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Gawk Rivers
Ozymandius
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Post by Gawk Rivers on Jul 25, 2016 23:06:13 GMT -5
This is why jobbers should never be required to look in shape.
I want creepy uncles and dudes found at the bus stop forever.
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Jul 25, 2016 23:06:43 GMT -5
For anyone that says their isn't room enhancement talent anymore you are dead wrong
His promo and squash is up there with some of the top segments of the night
Nia's jobber did well too, she bumped like a boss for her.
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wisdomwizard
King Koopa
Too Salty
Watching you.
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Post by wisdomwizard on Jul 25, 2016 23:06:51 GMT -5
I actually liked him a lot too. Would love them to hire the guy and have him be the new Brooklyn Brawler. The female jobber was pretty and did well. What are the names of these two???
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Jul 25, 2016 23:07:25 GMT -5
Sign that guy, seriously. It's been about seven years since the Colin Delaney angle right? I wouldn't mind seeing this guy get pounded into oblivion until he finally scores an upset over....Epico. |
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Phil Parent
El Dandy
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Post by Phil Parent on Jul 25, 2016 23:08:34 GMT -5
Yeah, that was sorry-ass motherf***er, wasn't he?
I saw people like that in the crowd more than I saw them in the ring. There's a whole lot to talk about there: the no-chin, the pubic hair on the no-chin, the nose, the (fake?) blue eyes, the bad bleach job, the weird head shape, and what a body!
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Post by cjb01: Limited Edition Item! on Jul 25, 2016 23:08:44 GMT -5
This is why jobbers should never be required to look in shape. I want creepy uncles and dudes found at the bus stop forever. You know I just realized, this dude looks kinda like an Undercooked Heath Slater... |
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jagilki
Patti Mayonnaise
Nobody notices him; No, we noticed him
f*** Cancer
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Post by jagilki on Jul 25, 2016 23:13:13 GMT -5
Why did this guy shave his chin hair to look like Balls, look in a mirror and go "Yep, I'm going to make myself a star tonight."
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Emmet Russell
King Koopa
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Post by Emmet Russell on Jul 25, 2016 23:14:16 GMT -5
Sign that guy, seriously. It's been about seven years since the Colin Delaney angle right? I wouldn't mind seeing this guy get pounded into oblivion until he finally scores an upset over....Epico. Yeah, you wouldn't want to job out the future - Primo. |
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Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
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Post by Perd on Jul 25, 2016 23:15:31 GMT -5
I'd say he took it on the chin but...
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trollrogue
Hank Scorpio
Nashville City of Music!!
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Post by trollrogue on Jul 25, 2016 23:16:24 GMT -5
As the holder of the screename 'TrollRogue' I always appreciate any chance that both Byron Saxton and a random jobber get the chance to shine in the middle of the dat ring (before each get systematically dissected inside the ring/on the commentary)
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edgehead
Dennis Stamp
Not a Poopyhead
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Post by edgehead on Jul 25, 2016 23:16:41 GMT -5
This guy needs to be signed and go on to face Barry Horowitz at Wrestlemania.
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Post by CMWaters on Jul 25, 2016 23:20:06 GMT -5
I actually liked him a lot too. Would love them to hire the guy and have him be the new Brooklyn Brawler. The female jobber was pretty and did well. What are the names of these two??? Mr. No Chin there was named James Ellsworth. Nia's new chair cushion as of tonight was named Britt Baker Both never reached 30 years old. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2016 23:36:29 GMT -5
This is why jobbers should never be required to look in shape. I want creepy uncles and dudes found at the bus stop forever. Now I'm imagine Vince going to random bus stop and giving the local hobo sandwich if they job to his Hoss of the month. |
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pegasuswarrior
El Dandy
Three Time FAN Idol Champion
@PulpPictionary
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Post by pegasuswarrior on Jul 25, 2016 23:38:16 GMT -5
They both did their jobs, and in-ring interviews for the win! I'm still amazed how well-produced everything was. They used their brains in the writing/production room. Or Vince finally listened.
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