The Kevstaaa
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Heck of a wrestler, great technician, and a jam up guy.
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Post by The Kevstaaa on Aug 13, 2016 18:43:45 GMT -5
I am not a fan of anything Beyonce related...except them cheeks.
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Post by Big Bad Kahuna on Aug 14, 2016 13:52:16 GMT -5
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Aug 14, 2016 14:20:52 GMT -5
Eh, I like Brooke Tessmacher's better
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H-Virus
Hank Scorpio
A Real Contagious Experience
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Post by H-Virus on Aug 14, 2016 16:45:35 GMT -5
Beyonce is pretty, her ass is phat, and I remember liking some of her songs from the early and mid-2000s.
But then she released "Single Ladies", and I've pretty much hated her ever since.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Aug 14, 2016 16:50:58 GMT -5
Just saved myself a thousand words. Best thread I've seen all week thanks to this post.
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Post by cageking666 on Aug 14, 2016 17:25:16 GMT -5
Even as a gay man this ass does not impress me
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Mozenrath
FANatic
Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
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Post by Mozenrath on Aug 15, 2016 9:26:56 GMT -5
Even as a gay man this ass does not impress me Isn't that kind of to be expected, though? If I was trying to sell someone on how great ham was, it probably wouldn't be a vegan rabbi.
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Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Aug 15, 2016 9:38:17 GMT -5
Beyonce is pretty, her ass is phat, and I remember liking some of her songs from the early and mid-2000s. But then she released "Single Ladies", and I've pretty much hated her ever since. Single Ladies is a truly awful song that gets a free pass for some reason
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Post by cageking666 on Aug 15, 2016 11:59:03 GMT -5
Even as a gay man this ass does not impress me Isn't that kind of to be expected, though? If I was trying to sell someone on how great ham was, it probably wouldn't be a vegan rabbi. But even a vegan would appreciate a bite once in a blue moon Like for me, best ass is Lady Gaga, hands down
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Post by abjordans on Aug 15, 2016 13:53:19 GMT -5
I can't believe you guys are going back and forth on IF Beyonce has a nice butt. That is like arguing IF 2+2=4.
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Aug 15, 2016 15:25:26 GMT -5
Isn't that kind of to be expected, though? If I was trying to sell someone on how great ham was, it probably wouldn't be a vegan rabbi. But even a vegan would appreciate a bite once in a blue moon Like for me, best ass is Lady Gaga, hands down ...what ass?
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Powerline
ALF
I'm a pale imitator of a boy in the sky, with a cap on his head and a knot in his tie
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Post by Powerline on Aug 15, 2016 22:56:44 GMT -5
To be honest, I forget what product it was for (I wanna say Pepsi, could be wrong), but there was that ad with her in the 3-way mirror with her reflection being her from past videos. And I always swore the last words to the song for that commercial was her singing "Cause I pooted".
Since then, thinking of her butt makes me think of that line, and then it just goes down a slippery slope.
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Aug 16, 2016 6:16:15 GMT -5
Beyonce is pretty, her ass is phat, and I remember liking some of her songs from the early and mid-2000s. But then she released "Single Ladies", and I've pretty much hated her ever since. I don't get how. It's not her best but it's clearly not half assed or anything like that.
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Crimson
Hank Scorpio
Thank you DWade
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Post by Crimson on Aug 16, 2016 8:15:54 GMT -5
Beyonce is pretty, her ass is phat, and I remember liking some of her songs from the early and mid-2000s. But then she released "Single Ladies", and I've pretty much hated her ever since. I don't get how. It's not her best but it's clearly not half assed or anything like that. It was the song that kick-started the Queen Bey and Beyhive stuff. I think it has less to do with the song itself and more to do with the fanbase.
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metylerca
King Koopa
Loves Him Some Backstreet Boys.
Don't be alarmed.
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Post by metylerca on Aug 16, 2016 8:52:54 GMT -5
I can't believe you guys are going back and forth on IF Beyonce has a nice butt. That is like arguing IF 2+2=4. Thomas Jefferson, sucka!
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Post by Raw is Doodie101 on Aug 16, 2016 9:59:03 GMT -5
Isn't that kind of to be expected, though? If I was trying to sell someone on how great ham was, it probably wouldn't be a vegan rabbi. But even a vegan would appreciate a bite once in a blue moon Like for me, best ass is Lady Gaga, hands down Yeah that's gonna be a no dawg. Like I like Gaga but I can name about 50 better asses than that.
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Post by cageking666 on Aug 16, 2016 10:32:31 GMT -5
Eh, different strokes for different folks
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canal
Samurai Cop
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Post by canal on Aug 16, 2016 12:05:23 GMT -5
Beyonce is pretty, her ass is phat, and I remember liking some of her songs from the early and mid-2000s. But then she released "Single Ladies", and I've pretty much hated her ever since. That was when I started getting annoyed with Beyonce, when she got into her "hey, I'm gonna abuse the f*** out of the high register!" days. Single Ladies was one of the worst offenders. She's better now, more sultry phrasing and uses his low and middle register more. Musicians tend to abuse their powers when they realize they can do something technically impressive, then they grow up and realize that's not what it's about. It's funny though, she's always struck me as a giant dork deep down. It comes off like she's portraying an image of being this risque, cool, badass chick, when she's really doing sudoku in her sweatpants most of the time.
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Aug 16, 2016 12:10:06 GMT -5
Beyonce is pretty, her ass is phat, and I remember liking some of her songs from the early and mid-2000s. But then she released "Single Ladies", and I've pretty much hated her ever since. That was when I started getting annoyed with Beyonce, when she got into her "hey, I'm gonna abuse the f*** out of the high register!" days. Single Ladies was one of the worst offenders. She's better now, more sultry phrasing and uses his low and middle register more. Musicians tend to abuse their powers when they realize they can do something technically impressive, then they grow up and realize that's not what it's about. It's funny though, she's always struck me as a giant dork deep down. It comes off like she's portraying an image of being this risque, cool, badass chick, when she's really doing sudoku in her sweatpants most of the time. I do suspect she's kind of a closet dork in private, but that's part of the appeal for me. "Queen Bey" is more or less a character, albeit one that connects with people for a number of reasons.
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