FAR5222
El Dandy
Counted 237 Bros.
SWERVE
Got no cookie for it.
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Post by FAR5222 on Aug 18, 2016 14:20:13 GMT -5
LMAO
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Post by Lazy peon on Aug 18, 2016 14:20:16 GMT -5
So who takes up that spot in the six woman? That's the entire SmackDown women's division! They should just have the narrator still try to introduce her for the match anyway... and come up with an excuse why she's not there  "The most stylish, elegant, bewitching, continuously charismatic, fantastically fascinating woman to appear in this or any arena... isn't feeling well and will be unable to compete." |
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Gawk Rivers
Ozymandius
MAMMA MIA! CRUISERLICIOUS!
GIIIGIIIGIIIGIIIGIGI
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Post by Gawk Rivers on Aug 18, 2016 14:20:56 GMT -5
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Post by RadcapRadsley on Aug 18, 2016 14:21:37 GMT -5
I'm cracking up. What a surprise to do this right before Summerslam. I bet we will get more within the next week. The timing of this is a little suspect IMO. Wait until AFTER tickets had been sold to alert the WWE Universe All Red Everything will not appear at the 2nd biggest Event of a year. The fans of Brooklyn must be gutted beyond belief. |
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cool
Samurai Cop
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Post by cool on Aug 18, 2016 14:21:42 GMT -5
Wellness Violations are the "Elevated Liver Enzymes" of 2016.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 18, 2016 14:24:21 GMT -5
I'm cracking up. What a surprise to do this right before Summerslam. I bet we will get more within the next week. The timing of this is a little suspect IMO. Wait until AFTER tickets had been sold to alert the WWE Universe All Red Everything will not appear at the 2nd biggest Event of a year. The fans of Brooklyn must be gutted beyond belief. I could have sworn she was on some Summerslam poster. Either way I bet there's more. Just a matter of who. Everybody must have gotten a tested at once. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 18, 2016 14:24:22 GMT -5
Wonder if a bunch of wrestlers were hanging out together (like at one individual party) doing some drug and now they're all getting popped for it.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Aug 18, 2016 14:24:34 GMT -5
I didn't know bad wrestlers took drugs too!
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone.
Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Aug 18, 2016 14:25:25 GMT -5
It'll turn out that due to the drugs the narration was in her head the whole time, he narrates on her every move. It explains all the mayhem surrounding her.
tl;dr - turns out she was the narrator the whole time.
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Post by Alice Syndrome on Aug 18, 2016 14:25:31 GMT -5
OK, Paige is fairly young and irresponsible, I can see her coming into work wasted/high, I can also see her doing something to rehab that shoulder injury.
Neither of these things apply to Eva.
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BR329
King Koopa
Support the WWF
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Post by BR329 on Aug 18, 2016 14:26:12 GMT -5
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Post by Hit Girl on Aug 18, 2016 14:26:17 GMT -5
Wellness Violations are the "Elevated Liver Enzymes" of 2016. Eva: "Yes, that's it.......that's what I have.....those uh....Elevator Liver Enrhymes" |
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Post by Alice Syndrome on Aug 18, 2016 14:26:25 GMT -5
Also, why does a mountain of shit ALWAYS happen when Taima is down?
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lionheart21
Patti Mayonnaise
Once did a thing...
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Post by lionheart21 on Aug 18, 2016 14:27:04 GMT -5
Del Rio, Paige, Eva Marie.
I know its legit, but part of me was hoping that this is part of a storyline and that Heath Slater is shown to be behind it, showing he's willing to do just about anything to get a spot on the roster.
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FAR5222
El Dandy
Counted 237 Bros.
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Got no cookie for it.
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Post by FAR5222 on Aug 18, 2016 14:27:29 GMT -5
This probably has something to do with Lesnar and WWE are now cracking down on newer supplements and stuff to prove to people like the USDA that they are on top of this.
This is some PR shit. They should have waited until after Summerslam at least for Eva. I wanted to see the heat she gets on Sunday.
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Post by karoline94 on Aug 18, 2016 14:28:04 GMT -5
WWE please make this the next excuse for her not showing up for a match!
I mean, you dropped the bomb on Roman, why not let this give her heat?
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Aug 18, 2016 14:28:10 GMT -5
Not that I actually believe this, but there is that "conspiracy theorist" part of me that makes me wonder if they suspended Paige first so this woman they've got so much stock in didn't end up being "the first woman to be wellnessed under the policy". That doesn't make any sense |
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Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Aug 18, 2016 14:29:03 GMT -5
After all the failed attempts to get folks to care. After all the time invested in her she does *this*? Just shitcan her. She's worthless.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 18, 2016 14:29:40 GMT -5
Bayley can easily be thrown in the mix after she loses to Asuka.
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Post by dreidemy on Aug 18, 2016 14:29:58 GMT -5
Did she Hinder Ginger Mahal ?
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