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Post by Yacht Persona on Aug 18, 2016 14:37:16 GMT -5
After all the failed attempts to get folks to care. After all the time invested in her she does *this*? Just shitcan her. She's worthless. First offense and fire her? She's hardly worthless, She gets tons of heat, She's got charisma. Yes. No. Her announcer does. No. She won't be fired, but hopefully this puts an end to any experiment to have her on top of the women's division. She has no business there. |
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Aug 18, 2016 14:37:30 GMT -5
WHY EVA WHY
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Post by taker1990 on Aug 18, 2016 14:38:03 GMT -5
All Red Everything,even her eyes
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Post by Alice Syndrome on Aug 18, 2016 14:38:38 GMT -5
So how many times is Eva going to f*** up and be brought back?
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Post by Push R Truth on Aug 18, 2016 14:42:31 GMT -5
All Drugs Everything
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Post by segaz on Aug 18, 2016 14:43:36 GMT -5
From Frank Miller's Daredevil run. Masterpiece. "He wears the flag" "I had'nt noticed" Ok, i just have a thing for stupid comics thanks to the stupid comics website, although that picture doesn't seem stupid at all.So it's from Daredevil? Because the guy above said Nuke..... |
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Post by benstudd on Aug 18, 2016 14:43:52 GMT -5
They REALLY don't want her to wrestle.
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Post by 2coldMack is even more baffled on Aug 18, 2016 14:45:00 GMT -5
So, how long until we f***ing mercy kill this whole experiment with her once and for all? It's been three years of no returns.
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Post by ben:friendship frog on Aug 18, 2016 14:46:08 GMT -5
First offense and fire her? She's hardly worthless, She gets tons of heat, She's got charisma. Yes. No. Her announcer does. No. She won't be fired, but hopefully this puts an end to any experiment to have her on top of the women's division. She has no business there. Shes been getting heat long before the announcer was added to her gimmick. Watching the Full Sail nerds on the verge of tears when they thought she was going to beat Bayley was amazing. |
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Post by benstudd on Aug 18, 2016 14:46:36 GMT -5
I'm going to assume Alberto, Paige, and Eva had a coked-up threesome. Life is Great for ADR, owns half the company, has a three-some with these babes. |
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Post by Hit Girl on Aug 18, 2016 14:47:11 GMT -5
What were the results of HHH's last wellness test?
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Aug 18, 2016 14:47:59 GMT -5
Legit chuckle from me. Expected a fake out. When it was real, mirth ensued.
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Post by cool on Aug 18, 2016 14:52:57 GMT -5
According to their website, you can get tested for botching too much. Well, that settles this one. When was the last time she botched though? |
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Post by cool on Aug 18, 2016 14:53:26 GMT -5
First offense and fire her? She's hardly worthless, She gets tons of heat, She's got charisma. Yes. No. Her announcer does. No. She won't be fired, but hopefully this puts an end to any experiment to have her on top of the women's division. She has no business there. I disagree, She has plenty of charisma, Still young, and still time to improve her wrestling. |
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Post by Alice Syndrome on Aug 18, 2016 14:56:46 GMT -5
Yes. No. Her announcer does. No. She won't be fired, but hopefully this puts an end to any experiment to have her on top of the women's division. She has no business there. Shes been getting heat long before the announcer was added to her gimmick. Watching the Full Sail nerds on the verge of tears when they thought she was going to beat Bayley was amazing. There is a difference between booing a heel, and booing a wrestler for their lack of ability to wrestle. |
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Aug 18, 2016 15:00:42 GMT -5
Well if anyone needed performance enhancing drugs
Maybe while she is wellnessed she can consult with that same guy who did Kelly Kelly's emotion chip upgrade.
If this wasn't official I would have expected it to be Kayfabe News
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Post by The Ichi on Aug 18, 2016 15:01:53 GMT -5
I seriously keep thinking these will be joke threads and then they aren't.
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Post by Hit Girl on Aug 18, 2016 15:03:15 GMT -5
She came into work bubbling with personality and charisma
WWE got suspicious and said "Eva....are you on something?"
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Post by cuppacoffee - slight return on Aug 18, 2016 15:03:27 GMT -5
Del Rio, Paige, Eva Marie. I know its legit, but part of me was hoping that this is part of a storyline and that Heath Slater is shown to be behind it, showing he's willing to do just about anything to get a spot on the roster. That's a delightful idea, made all the better by the wholly random-ass selection of people. Like Heath has some utterly illogical "master-plan," which is revealed in the end when his list of people to smear / discredit is revealed: "To Do List - 1. Roman
2. Alberto
3. Paige
4. Eva Marie5. Nature Boy Buddy Rogers 6. JoJo 7. Connor from The Ascension 8. Scooby-Doo" |
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Post by Manute Bol on Aug 18, 2016 15:08:53 GMT -5
Roman Reigns, Alberto Del Rio, and Paige I couldn't care less about. I was happy to be ensured a reprieve from them on my television.
But this one really sucks. I'm pissed.
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