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Post by crashmatsbazz on Aug 22, 2016 9:03:23 GMT -5
Space Corps Directives
196156. 'Any officer caught sniffing the saddle of the exercise bicycle in the women's gym will be discharged without trial.' 5796. 'No officer above the rank of Mess Sergeant is permitted to go into combat with pierced nipples.' 39436175880932/B. 'All nations attending the conference are only allocated one car parking space.'
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Post by Modern Day Maharaja on Aug 22, 2016 9:19:55 GMT -5
Ron Swanson's love for breakfast food and meat in Parks and Recreation and random idiot citizens of Pawnee in Parks and Recreation.
Red Forman and his obsession with his foot being in people's asses, calling Fez a different exotic name each time and insulting people (mostly saying dumbass) on That '70s Show.
Shirtless Hitchcock, "TItle of Amy's Sex Tape" and Holt's reputation as the funny one outside of the precinct in Brooklyn Nine-Nine.
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Post by karl100589 on Aug 22, 2016 11:42:42 GMT -5
Robyn's hatred of Patrice in HIMYM.
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Spider2024
Patti Mayonnaise
Dedicated 6,666th post to Irontyger
I believe in Joe Hendry.
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Post by Spider2024 on Aug 22, 2016 12:40:08 GMT -5
Laverne or Shirley saying something insulting, only for the door to open and..."HELLO!" MST3K has scores of them, I'm sure. Like Linda Hunt.
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Nikki Heyman
Fry's dog Seymour
EXTREEEEEME Pony Manager
✬ Believe In The Fight ✬
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Aug 22, 2016 13:05:17 GMT -5
Laverne or Shirley saying something insulting, only for the door to open and..."HELLO!" MST3K has scores of them, I'm sure. Laverne and Shirley was the first one I thought of. Mythbusters: -Cast members doing Jamie's voice -Adam's amazing facts about Jamie's past or "the Hyneman in his native element" (Jamie: "Is [Adam] doing his David Attenborough routine again?") -Tory well aware that's he's the living crash test dummy ("I see injuries in my future") -Everything Buster -Grant's insane love of robots -Kari and guns or Kari's disgust with meat/bugs -Adam's seasickness -"Anything worth doing is worth OVERdoing"
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metylerca
King Koopa
Loves Him Some Backstreet Boys.
Don't be alarmed.
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Post by metylerca on Aug 22, 2016 13:34:47 GMT -5
Paul Rudd, Conan, Mac and Me.
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Post by taker1990 on Aug 22, 2016 14:34:21 GMT -5
Lenny always getting something in his eye on The Simpson's.
Pineapple/Gus having a different nickname from Psych.
Kenny dying
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Aug 22, 2016 14:57:30 GMT -5
Frank Reynolds and his penchant for hard boiled eggs
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Aug 22, 2016 14:59:23 GMT -5
On The Simpsons, Marge constantly considering herself lucky to have Homer as a husband, despite his many, many flaws.
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Crimson
Hank Scorpio
Thank you DWade
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Post by Crimson on Aug 22, 2016 15:11:41 GMT -5
The MY LEG guy from Spongebob.
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Dr. T is an alien
Patti Mayonnaise
Knows when to hold them, knows when to fold them
I've been found out!
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Aug 22, 2016 15:54:56 GMT -5
Archer doesn't have a single episode go by that doesn't have at least 3 running gags in it and they are almost all great.
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Aug 22, 2016 16:42:39 GMT -5
All the aliens on Star Trek hate root beer
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Mackenzie Gorn
Don Corleone
I want my personal title back, but I don't know how!
AND THE WAVE OF POSSESIONS DEVOLVE INTO A CHEVY!
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Post by Mackenzie Gorn on Aug 22, 2016 17:28:16 GMT -5
Pat,Pat.
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Aug 22, 2016 17:32:13 GMT -5
Always sunny: The constantly-used phrase "It's a whole thing; just move past it", whenever someone is too lazy to explain something.
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Dr. T is an alien
Patti Mayonnaise
Knows when to hold them, knows when to fold them
I've been found out!
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Aug 22, 2016 18:01:02 GMT -5
All the aliens on Star Trek hate root beer Quark: Hey, I want you to try something. It's a Hu-man drink called root beer. Garik: Oh, I don't... Quark: Come on, aren't you a little curious? Garik: All right [takes drink] Garik: Ugh!!! It's vile!!! Quark: I know. It's so cloy and happy. Garik: Just like the Federation. Quark: You know what the worst part is? If you drink enough of it, you start to like it.
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Post by Beets by Schrute on Aug 22, 2016 22:02:20 GMT -5
Jim's jokes on Dwight.
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Post by IgnahtaSempria on Aug 22, 2016 22:39:02 GMT -5
Laverne or Shirley saying something insulting, only for the door to open and..."HELLO!" MST3K has scores of them, I'm sure. Laverne and Shirley was the first one I thought of. Mythbusters: -Cast members doing Jamie's voice -Adam's amazing facts about Jamie's past or "the Hyneman in his native element" (Jamie: "Is [Adam] doing his David Attenborough routine again?") -Tory well aware that's he's the living crash test dummy ("I see injuries in my future") -Everything Buster -Grant's insane love of robots -Kari and guns or Kari's disgust with meat/bugs -Adam's seasickness -"Anything worth doing is worth OVERdoing" "When in doubt, C4!"
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Post by Vanilla Gorilla on Aug 22, 2016 23:33:01 GMT -5
"Hello... Newman." "My eye!" - Kelso, That '70s show I concur with Robin's hatred of Patrice.
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Post by crashmatsbazz on Aug 23, 2016 7:55:47 GMT -5
Harvey Birdman
"Did you get that thing I sent ya?"
Ha ha! Words!/Cookies on Dowels!/Dangly Parts!
Every time a wall is knocked down, or a door unexpectedly opened, or anything like that, Peter Potamus is there with a woman. "What the.."
Scrappy's corpse pops up every so often in scenes after being killed by Avenger.
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Aug 23, 2016 9:04:14 GMT -5
"Back in St. Olaf"... always makes me laugh. I was at the store today, and thought of an exchange Rose had with Sophia, and started cracking up ![:P](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/tongue.png) Rose: their motto was 'Better Ned, than Red.' Ned was sort of the town idiot. Sophia: when? On your days off? ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png) I'll counteract this with "Picture it....Sicily...1936..."
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