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Post by Deleted on Sept 5, 2016 22:10:39 GMT -5
It was one of the most painful segments I've ever suffered through. There's nothing positive about it, and if I could, I'd fire everyone involved and never mention it again.
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Post by Starshine on Sept 5, 2016 22:11:02 GMT -5
Don't you idiots understand. It's funny. I mean haven't any of you ever heard a joke before. It makes you laugh. Like... well like poop. Hehehe, ah hahaha, huhhhh. PATTERSON! Yes boss? I've got a great idea. *chuckle* I want, ha, during the main event I want Kevin Owens to take off his pants and take a shit right in the middle of the ring, haha uhhhh. I don't... I mean... I don't think the network, or the sponsors, or really anyone will be happy about that. Can we maybe book something a little more family friendly. Oh? So you're suddenly 'Mr. Appropriate.' Well here's something "family friendly" you can do, you can get the f*** out of my office!*Patterson leaves* Now where was I? Oh yeah. Hehe ha, yeah, he's gonna poop! Uh ha, hehe, oh. *sigh*
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Post by bearned on Sept 5, 2016 22:11:36 GMT -5
Utter trash. I get they are trying to make the club douchey heels but nobody cares about them. The concept was kind of fun but the execution was terrible....
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Sept 5, 2016 22:11:57 GMT -5
The Club should've been booked as destroyers, not jokesters. It was fine with the whole "Beat Up John Cena" thing they did with Styles, but this thing tonight was pretty dire. I think #BeatUpJohnCena is the reason they try to make The Club do comedy.
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Sept 5, 2016 22:13:06 GMT -5
That killed the feud entirely
It was nowhere fast to begin with but I have no desire to see The New Day and Club ever meet again
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Sept 5, 2016 22:14:00 GMT -5
The Club should've been booked as destroyers, not jokesters. It was fine with the whole "Beat Up John Cena" thing they did with Styles, but this thing tonight was pretty dire. I think #BeatUpJohnCena is the reason they try to make The Club do comedy. As usual, WWE-brand comedy like tonight was way off the mark.
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Post by edgestar on Sept 5, 2016 22:14:54 GMT -5
I need to apologize to my dad, for watching that with me, and also to my mom, for the Enzo giving birth segment.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 5, 2016 22:17:11 GMT -5
Just trying to get a handle on the psychology of it. What was the point, usually when guys do the parody gimmick they do it in a way that's offensive to the people they're aping, but all it was, was lugging three guys out to do the exact things that New Day do, and do them like they're really old. There were no cheapshots, no going for the jugular, just an earnest impression of New Day doing something, while being really old.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 5, 2016 22:17:44 GMT -5
I need to apologize to my dad, for watching that with me, and also to my mom, for the Enzo giving birth segment. I've mentioned this several times over the years. Whenever you're watching wrestling and others are around that might not be into wrestling, whatever is the most embarrassing/dumb/boring thing possible will air immediately.
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Post by Loser troll. Please ban me on Sept 5, 2016 22:18:14 GMT -5
Just wondering, Was old Xavier Woods played by Kenny King? kinda looked like him
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Sept 5, 2016 22:19:40 GMT -5
Don't you idiots understand. It's funny. I mean haven't any of you ever heard a joke before. It makes you laugh. Like... well like poop. Hehehe, ah hahaha, huhhhh. PATTERSON! Yes boss? I've got a great idea. *chuckle* I want, ha, during the main event I want Kevin Owens to take off his pants and take a shit right in the middle of the ring, haha uhhhh. I don't... I mean... I don't think the network, or the sponsors, or really anyone will be happy about that. Can we maybe book something a little more family friendly. Oh? So you're suddenly 'Mr. Appropriate.' Well here's something "family friendly" you can do, you can get the f*** out of my office!*Patterson leaves* Now where was I? Oh yeah. Hehe ha, yeah, he's gonna poop! Uh ha, hehe, oh. *sigh*Anyone else read this in the voices of The Lapsed Fan guys doing their impressions of Vince and Patterson?
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Sept 5, 2016 22:20:16 GMT -5
New Day's been stale for three or four months now.
The Club is floundering without a third person.
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Post by CuJ0 Will Keep Dancing on Sept 5, 2016 22:20:23 GMT -5
Please get the Club to Smackdown and pretend like this whole situation never happened
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Post by Phil Parent on Sept 5, 2016 22:20:31 GMT -5
Don't you idiots understand. It's funny. I mean haven't any of you ever heard a joke before. It makes you laugh. Like... well like poop. Hehehe, ah hahaha, huhhhh. PATTERSON! Yes boss? I've got a great idea. *chuckle* I want, ha, during the main event I want Kevin Owens to take off his pants and take a shit right in the middle of the ring, haha uhhhh. I don't... I mean... I don't think the network, or the sponsors, or really anyone will be happy about that. Can we maybe book something a little more family friendly. Oh? So you're suddenly 'Mr. Appropriate.' Well here's something "family friendly" you can do, you can get the f*** out of my office!*Patterson leaves* Now where was I? Oh yeah. Hehe ha, yeah, he's gonna poop! Uh ha, hehe, oh. *sigh*Take it from somebody who saw Pat Patterson visit his work place every 6 months or so for years, Pat wouldn't be the one to get in the way of a good shit joke. He might get in the way of shitty booking, though.
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Post by Yacht Persona on Sept 5, 2016 22:20:44 GMT -5
Once again it becomes tough to defend wrestling in any way.
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Post by lookout on Sept 5, 2016 22:20:48 GMT -5
I can not believe, honestly, how sick I am of anything involving new day or gallows and anderson. Wow that was truly awful.
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Post by Greer on Sept 5, 2016 22:22:10 GMT -5
I've been watching Raw since the very first episode. I can say, without hyperbole, that was one of the worst segments in Raw's history. The kind of garbage that if someone saw you watching would make you embarrassed to be a wrestling fan. Whoever wrote that and the old man who allowed that to go on air can go right to hell. ![](http://augustafreepress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/tony-schiavone.jpg) "...right to hell."
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Post by Deleted on Sept 5, 2016 22:24:53 GMT -5
At this point I'd almost welcome a SRS New Day, because so much of their comedy over the last few months has been atrocious. This, Sonny Boy, the time machine to some extent. All crowd killer segments.
And the Club look like absolute trash these days, which sucks because I like them quite a bit. I can't believe two legitimately funny teams were involved in that travesty.
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Post by Alice Syndrome on Sept 5, 2016 22:25:09 GMT -5
How do you go from Seth Rollins' long awaited face turn to that monumental failure in less than 2 hours!
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Post by Von Wagner's Brownies on Sept 5, 2016 22:29:04 GMT -5
Enjoy your suffering. ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/smiley.png)
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