Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Sept 9, 2016 2:36:07 GMT -5
I want sure about it but then Joseph Park sprang out of the water and I was completely sold
I love this, and can't wait for more. This is what wrestling needs.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2016 2:36:47 GMT -5
Tremendous. The Joseph Park bit was great. I love all the little references they put into this. I thought they couldn't top Final Deletion, and I'm not convinced they did. But I think this was every bit as good as it's predecessor. Broken Matt's wrestling meme generation gimmick is the best thing going in 2016. For being a guy I really couldn't care less about, it's incredible how well he's done making me a legitimate fan. It just kept being stepped up. They fire shit at decay, it turns into a horror movie, Rosemary breathes into Matt Hardy who sends it back...she runs away promising that she'll be back. The only bad thing about it was that it ended.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Sept 9, 2016 2:38:41 GMT -5
Brother Nero vs. "Smokin'" Joe the Kangaroo was worth watching the steaming pile of crap that was the rest of Impact.
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Post by Starshine on Sept 9, 2016 2:41:38 GMT -5
I almost forgot, Crazy Steve's regenerating facepaint bit was great.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2016 2:43:13 GMT -5
Brother Nero vs. "Smokin'" Joe the Kangaroo was worth watching the steaming pile of crap that was the rest of Impact. Hmm. But there were MULTIPLE Bennett segments. These aren't even wrestling segments, maybe they should be on another channel since TNA obviously has nothing to do with them.
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Post by jimmyjames on Sept 9, 2016 3:22:45 GMT -5
I don't know what was more amazing; that Rosemary understood Vanguard 1, or that King Maxell did, and obeyed him.
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on Sept 9, 2016 3:32:14 GMT -5
If I had a vote in the Observer Awards, Senor Benjamin is my rookie of the year. If I had a vote, Vanguard 1 is my pick for Best Non-Wrestler of the year.
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Post by comahan on Sept 9, 2016 3:52:27 GMT -5
This one wasn't as funny - Final Deletion was f***ing hilarious in the lead up to the fight - but everything else about Delete or Decay was better. Really enjoyed it and am very happy that it turned out to be, imo, very good in a very different way.
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Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Sept 9, 2016 3:59:00 GMT -5
More people need to be talking about this, not even the camerapeople could maintain their composure
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2016 4:21:30 GMT -5
It might just be the greatest thing I've seen on a wrestling show this year. I don't quite understand why it works, but it just does. Broken Matt really tapped into something great and I can't wait for the third chapter.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Sept 9, 2016 4:47:55 GMT -5
Why is there a separate twitter for joseph park is available that is being followed? Why would Joe Park share a Twitter with his brother? Just because they share a vessel doesn't mean they'd share Twitter logins.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Sept 9, 2016 5:09:12 GMT -5
It was pretty damn awesome. I'd say the only part that was off to me was "PAINT REGENERATION!"
The bit with Matt inhaling the mist and spitting it back was awesome though.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2016 5:34:02 GMT -5
I actually found that more entertaining than Final Deletion. Maybe not as good as far as memes and things like that, but regardless, the Hardys have found a niche and they are knocking it out of the park right now. The Joseph Park cameo was so random that it was hilarious. Looking forward to the next chapter.
Side note, is Maxel the most calm child ever? Rosemary looked demonic as hell when holding him, and his facial expression never changed.
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Post by lionheart21 on Sept 9, 2016 6:11:04 GMT -5
I actually found that more entertaining than Final Deletion. Maybe not as good as far as memes and things like that, but regardless, the Hardys have found a niche and they are knocking it out of the park right now. The Joseph Park cameo was so random that it was hilarious. Looking forward to the next chapter. Side note, is Maxel the most calm child ever? Rosemary looked demonic as hell when holding him, and his facial expression never changed. Look who his dad is, the kid's seen crazier shit.
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Post by Welfare Willis on Sept 9, 2016 6:51:34 GMT -5
Rosemary has never looked hotter.
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Sept 9, 2016 7:39:37 GMT -5
I wasn't quite with it until Benjamin tazed Parks. That was hilarious.
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Sept 9, 2016 8:27:28 GMT -5
I wonder if the "Rochets" typo was intentional. Probably. Vangaurd 2 will need an updated spell check, it seems.
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Post by The Summer of Muskrat XVII on Sept 9, 2016 8:49:27 GMT -5
More people need to be talking about this, not even the camerapeople could maintain their composure I love that Jeff completely loses it and ducks out a frame at the end. Right when Matt starts yelling "punish me! Punish me!"
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Sept 9, 2016 9:10:41 GMT -5
I knew I was in for a good time when Abyss shouted "This is not beautiful!" as the Broken Hardys brought out their fireworks to kill them with.
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Post by lionheart21 on Sept 9, 2016 9:12:24 GMT -5
3 pages in, and nobody has yet to mention one of the most shocking moments of that segment. That filthy traitor Skarssgard turned heel and aided Decay by protecting them from the fireworks.
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