Mackenzie Gorn
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Post by Mackenzie Gorn on Sept 13, 2016 0:21:10 GMT -5
f***ing gross.
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Post by fortknox on Sept 13, 2016 0:22:10 GMT -5
Eh, if they break up, she can just change the o to an a, and say that's her favorite Canadian province. And that's Calgary, (Dramatic Pause) Alberta, Canada!
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wisdomwizard
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Post by wisdomwizard on Sept 13, 2016 0:25:13 GMT -5
Don't believe in curses, but nine times out of ten relationships don't last when one has their lover's name tattooed. Even Undertaker's marriage crumbled after having his wife's name on his neck.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2016 0:27:57 GMT -5
My older brother's name is Alberto. SHE'S DATING MY BROTHER! ![:'(](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/cry.png) Alberto looks like a younger Mexican version of my dad. SHE'S DATING MY PAPI! ![:'(](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/cry.png)
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Shark
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Post by Shark on Sept 13, 2016 0:28:58 GMT -5
Seems like his actual middle name is Alberto so at least there's that
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Post by corndog on Sept 13, 2016 0:32:24 GMT -5
Don't believe in curses, but nine times out of ten relationships don't last when one has their lover's name tattooed. Even Undertaker's marriage crumbled after having his wife's name on his neck. I know two people who have women's names tattooed on them, neither of them are in that relationship anymore. The best part was one of them actually dated several girls with the same name and eventually married someone with that name(not the original one), but of course, they were divorced long ago. Now he has the tattoo covered up after marrying someone else with a different name.
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Cranjis McBasketball
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Sept 13, 2016 0:34:14 GMT -5
My new goal in life is to date Paige and have her tattoo Cranjis McBasketball on herself.
Upon some reflection, I this comment could lose the room. So, to give you some context, the guy who I stole this name off of, has a Jaden Smith portrait tattooed on his leg.
Might not make it better, but at least it gives you some idea where I am coming from.
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Post by taker1990 on Sept 13, 2016 0:35:29 GMT -5
Bertie's still married, he's going through a bitter divorce case with allegations that he cheated on his wife with Paige, now Paige, you may not want to rush into these tattoos. She'll lose him the same way she got him then.
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TWERKIN' MAGGLE
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Sept 13, 2016 0:36:42 GMT -5
Oh man, that's just.
Oh man.
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Sept 13, 2016 0:38:28 GMT -5
My older brother's name is Alberto. SHE'S DATING MY BROTHER! Alberto looks like a younger Mexican version of my dad. SHE'S DATING MY PAPI! ![](http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view8/20150513/5207913/life-eddie-murphy-tumblr-i-da-pappy-o.gif)
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Post by dreidemy on Sept 13, 2016 0:40:05 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2016 0:41:58 GMT -5
So this will almost certainly end well, right?
The latest in a long line of questionable decisions.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2016 0:43:05 GMT -5
I don't think getting anyone's name on you is a good idea. Married for 29 years or dating for 2 weeks. Well at the 29 year point, I think it's probably okay by then. =P
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Post by Dave the Dave on Sept 13, 2016 0:44:11 GMT -5
I don't think getting anyone's name on you is a good idea. Married for 29 years or dating for 2 weeks. Well at the 29 year point, I think it's probably by then. =P Nah dawg. 30 and up. Then theyll believe they died if they leave you.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2016 0:45:08 GMT -5
Certainly didn't expect a Britney Haynes Gif to appear on FAN, but it certainly fits this situation. This one sums up my feelings on this relationship at this point: ![](http://33.media.tumblr.com/ab610fe5a26d9b5c4c1b1bb27eba739a/tumblr_ns27wbNFlP1uafkuoo1_500.gif)
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Post by DZ: WF Legacy on Sept 13, 2016 0:46:30 GMT -5
So, did Del Rio get PAIGE tattooed on his lower-back?
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Post by Racksman on Sept 13, 2016 0:47:06 GMT -5
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Post by GuyOfOwnage on Sept 13, 2016 0:52:11 GMT -5
She might have grown up in the business and know her way around a ring, but stuff like this makes me think she's nowhere near mature enough yet to handle it.
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Heartbreaker
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Post by Heartbreaker on Sept 13, 2016 0:52:24 GMT -5
Is the painful laser removal REALLY worth it?
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TWERKIN' MAGGLE
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Sept 13, 2016 1:04:52 GMT -5
Alberto is just an incomplete package without Ricardo, hopefully she can find a spot for his personal announcer.
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