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Post by 'Smart' Mark Poindexter on Sept 20, 2006 8:32:43 GMT -5
No one's mentioned Boris and Natasha? I mean did they ever actually acomplish anything they set out to do? Plus all their plans were ruined by a squirell and a moose who HAD NO IDEA anything mischevious (Ir refuse to think of them as evil) was going on!
I mean come on at least Yosemite Sam could find comfort in the fact that Bugs went out of his way to stop him. Rocky and Bullwinkle just blundered by and ruined whatever schemes were afoot.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Sept 20, 2006 11:03:40 GMT -5
I have to throw in a vote for the Godwin family from Suikoden 5. ok, they stage a massive coup and kill the monarchs, force the twelve year old princess to marry one of them and then... proceed to embarass themselves continually with their inability to win a single battle even once. and they try to build up sympathy for their cause with the people of Falena by making a cartoonich maniac whose only good at killing things the commander of their armies and sending him to dole out diplomacy. then they act shocked when this idea backfires. at the 60 hour end of Suikoden 5, I was wondering why the hell it took me so long to beat those rubes. good game though.
and I'll also throw in a vote for Kuja from FF9. looks so fruity I could never take him seriously as a villain at all. at least Kefka made up for his fruity appearance by being worse than Hitler.
all the numerous DC talking ape villains. seriously, how many are there?
and also finally, a vote for Freddy Krueger post NOES 3. from part 4 onward he was more concerned with being a comedian than being villainous.
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Post by erisi236 on Sept 20, 2006 11:57:43 GMT -5
The CD Cenobite was no more stupid than the Camera Cenobit (who could make TVs explode by zooming in on them with his camera lens eye apparently), but both paled in comparison to the utter lameness that is Barbie, the Bartending Cenobite. While he looks interesting, wrapped in barbed wire, that soon falls apart when he unveils his awesome drinks mixer of DOOM!!. He splashes people with alcohol (presumably) and then breathes fire on them. Indeed the most aweinspiring "explorer in the further regions of experience" ever to grace the Hellraiser mythology. Well, Pinhead himself said that the Hellraiser 3 Cenobites were in his words "a mere shell of my former troops". He just had to go with what he was given. ;D Chatterer and Dr. Channard will always be my favorite Cenobites ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/smiley.png)
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Sept 20, 2006 12:27:21 GMT -5
I still think Campbell should make a cameo AS Mysterio in the third Spidey flicke, fishbowl and all.
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Post by L.D.B. on Sept 20, 2006 12:29:15 GMT -5
Mammomax- the talking elephant from "Uncanny X-Men".
Black Tom Cassidy- the talking tree from "Uncanny X-Men".
(You see the pattern here.)
Uhhhhh............
Penguin- he's a short fat guy with UMBRELLAS.
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Post by viscera on Sept 20, 2006 12:31:56 GMT -5
The Entire Villian Roster from that Teamo Supremo Crap...
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Post by Deus Ex Machina on Sept 20, 2006 12:32:53 GMT -5
The CD Cenobite was no more stupid than the Camera Cenobit (who could make TVs explode by zooming in on them with his camera lens eye apparently), but both paled in comparison to the utter lameness that is Barbie, the Bartending Cenobite. While he looks interesting, wrapped in barbed wire, that soon falls apart when he unveils his awesome drinks mixer of DOOM!!. He splashes people with alcohol (presumably) and then breathes fire on them. Indeed the most aweinspiring "explorer in the further regions of experience" ever to grace the Hellraiser mythology. Well, Pinhead himself said that the Hellraiser 3 Cenobites were in his words "a mere shell of my former troops". He just had to go with what he was given. ;D Chatterer and Dr. Channard will always be my favorite Cenobites ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/smiley.png) Apparently he had to go with what Peter Atkins gave him. Which was apparently a lack of imagination.
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Post by Deus Ex Machina on Sept 20, 2006 12:35:09 GMT -5
Even Hellbound has it's problems. I've seen them all. Every last one. It was a day of infamy. Yeah Hellbound had problems but was still good. And the whole series, ouch. Hellbound had several good ideas, but as a whole it was flawed. It just seems really good compared to the following 6. And not only did we see all 8 Hellraiser movies in a row. We saw Nightbreed inbetween part 4 and part 5.
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Post by Deus Ex Machina on Sept 20, 2006 12:36:16 GMT -5
Mammomax- the talking elephant from "Uncanny X-Men". Black Tom Cassidy- the talking tree from "Uncanny X-Men". (You see the pattern here.) Uhhhhh............ Penguin- he's a short fat guy with UMBRELLAS. I agree that Penguin is an awful, nonthreatening villain. He belongs in the 60s camp series, not in modern day Batman.
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Post by L.D.B. on Sept 20, 2006 12:38:50 GMT -5
Mammomax- the talking elephant from "Uncanny X-Men". Black Tom Cassidy- the talking tree from "Uncanny X-Men". (You see the pattern here.) Uhhhhh............ Penguin- he's a short fat guy with UMBRELLAS. I agree that Penguin is an awful, nonthreatening villain. He belongs in the 60s camp series, not in modern day Batman. Yeah, especially with that dumb cigarrete hanging out of his mouth. Now DC has him as some huge criminal mastermind (yeah right!)
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Post by 'Smart' Mark Poindexter on Sept 20, 2006 12:42:48 GMT -5
I still think Campbell should make a cameo AS Mysterio in the third Spidey flicke, fishbowl and all. I agree whole heartedly he's one of very few people JUST cheesy enough to pull it off without becoming a total jackass(well aside from wearing a fishbowl and occasionally throwing rubber duckies at people).
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Post by erisi236 on Sept 20, 2006 12:47:44 GMT -5
heh, well in the cartoon The Batman they made the Penguin a ninja with kung-fu Umbrealla grip and also gave him 2 pretty cool sidekicks who may or may not be robots ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/smiley.png)
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Sept 20, 2006 12:48:08 GMT -5
Mr. Burns. I mean, he managed to block out the sun! Then, he gets shot by a baby while trying to steal candy from it. HE BLOCKED OUT THE SUN AND THEN GETS SHOT BY A BABY! Lame.
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Post by Jiren on Sept 20, 2006 12:49:28 GMT -5
Yeah Hellbound had problems but was still good. And the whole series, ouch. Hellbound had several good ideas, but as a whole it was flawed. It just seems really good compared to the following 6. And not only did we see all 8 Hellraiser movies in a row. We saw Nightbreed inbetween part 4 and part 5. Nightbreed was decent, not a classic but watchable (it did have david cronenberg as a serial killer)
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Post by Deus Ex Machina on Sept 20, 2006 12:49:56 GMT -5
heh, well in the cartoon The Batman they made the Penguin a ninja with kung-fu Umbrealla grip and also gave him 2 pretty cool sidekicks who may or may not be robots ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/smiley.png) That only sounds like the worst idea anyone ever had. Ever.
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Post by Jiren on Sept 20, 2006 12:51:06 GMT -5
Tommy "The Machine" Gunn what a putz
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Sept 20, 2006 12:52:59 GMT -5
Tommy "The Machine" Gunn what a putz I know. I mean, Rocky went from Apollo Creed to Clubber Lang to Ivan Drago to TOMMY GUNN! That just left a bad taste in my mouth.
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Post by L.D.B. on Sept 20, 2006 12:59:09 GMT -5
AAAAAAAAAAND his fake Don King manager
"Touch me..........and I'll sue!"
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Sept 20, 2006 13:09:25 GMT -5
AAAAAAAAAAND his fake Don King manager "Touch me..........and I'll sue!" Oh yeah, Tommy's was SOOOO based on Don King that it wasn't even funny. Hell, the only difference between the two was that the movie character didn't have the same hair.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Sept 20, 2006 15:28:36 GMT -5
If you say the Phantom of Krankor was a bad villain, he's gonna kill some differin.
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