So Halle Berry had sex with Ric Flair, apparently.

[mrbananagrabber]

Don't know if this has been talked about before on here or not, but suddenly Catwoman doesn't seem like the worst thing Halle Berry has ever done.

youtu.be/8hOmfCF6_yo

Man, does Flair sound like a wretched creep here or what?

[Germansuplex]

[Mozenrath]

Flair mentions her breaking up with Dave Justice, which narrows the window down in which this would have taken place.

Berry first saw baseball player David Justice on TV playing in an MTV celebrity baseball game in February 1992. When a reporter from Justice's hometown of Cincinnati told her that Justice was a fan, Berry gave her phone number to the reporter to give to Justice.[15] Berry married Justice shortly after midnight on January 1, 1993.[65]

Following their separation in February 1996, Berry stated publicly that she was so depressed that she considered taking her own life.[66][67] Berry and Justice were officially divorced on June 24, 1997.[68]

Not to be morbid, but if she was feeling that low, maybe a guy who looks like he's wearing a rubber Leslie Nielson mask had a better shot than usual.

[Cvslfc123]

Oct 3, 2016 3:05:40 GMT -5 Mozenrath said:

Flair mentions her breaking up with Dave Justice, which narrows the window down in which this would have taken place.

Berry first saw baseball player David Justice on TV playing in an MTV celebrity baseball game in February 1992. When a reporter from Justice's hometown of Cincinnati told her that Justice was a fan, Berry gave her phone number to the reporter to give to Justice.[15] Berry married Justice shortly after midnight on January 1, 1993.[65]

Following their separation in February 1996, Berry stated publicly that she was so depressed that she considered taking her own life.[66][67] Berry and Justice were officially divorced on June 24, 1997.[68]

Not to be morbid, but if she was feeling that low, maybe a guy who looks like he's wearing a rubber Leslie Nielson mask had a better shot than usual.

To be fair, Ric was a lot better looking 20 years ago.

[mrbananagrabber]

Oct 3, 2016 3:09:25 GMT -5 Cvslfc123 said:

Oct 3, 2016 3:05:40 GMT -5 Mozenrath said:

Flair mentions her breaking up with Dave Justice, which narrows the window down in which this would have taken place.

Not to be morbid, but if she was feeling that low, maybe a guy who looks like he's wearing a rubber Leslie Nielson mask had a better shot than usual.

To be fair, Ric was a lot better looking 20 years ago.

He actually just looked like Leslie Neilson then.

[I'm Team Bayley and Indi]

This is how I imagine it went -

"Make me feel good"
"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

[Ryushinku]

Oct 3, 2016 3:09:25 GMT -5 Cvslfc123 said:

Oct 3, 2016 3:05:40 GMT -5 Mozenrath said:

Flair mentions her breaking up with Dave Justice, which narrows the window down in which this would have taken place.

Not to be morbid, but if she was feeling that low, maybe a guy who looks like he's wearing a rubber Leslie Nielson mask had a better shot than usual.

To be fair, Ric was a lot better looking 20 years ago.

He was a lot better looking just 14 years ago.

Then 13 years ago, boom, Cryptkeeper.

["Gentleman" AJ Powell]

Hoo boy, I feel like we should classify this with "Hogan being in Metallica"

[Perpetual Nirvana]

"Really, dad? The Halle Berry story again?"

[celtics543]

I listened to the podcast and to be honest it sounded like he was joking around. Maybe I took it wrong but it definitely didn't sound like he was being serious at all.

[Deleted]

Don't think it's that big a shocker, Disney owns both Storm and Space Mountain.

[Mozenrath]

Oct 3, 2016 5:05:02 GMT -5 "Gentleman" AJ Powell said:

Hoo boy, I feel like we should classify this with "Hogan being in Metallica"

Normally, I'd agree, and hell, maybe he is lying, but it seems like a pretty specific story, and the timeline is probably the one time I could buy it happening. I feel like if he was lying, he'd have chosen someone in their prime, rather than before they really blew up that big and getting over a divorce. He might just have more restraint than a lot of BSers, but he could have just been like "Bo Derek" and that would have seemed plausible enough to pull out of his ass.

[Deleted]

I don't see how anyone could resist this.

[The Ichi]

If this was 90s Flair, it doesn't seem like that much of a stretch. Sure he looks like everyone's creepy uncle combined now, but back then he was the lord of swag.

[________ has left the building]

So Halle Berry had sex with the Man who decades later drunkenly admitted banging a horse?

[IMPRESSIVE knightwing1047]

Oct 3, 2016 6:33:38 GMT -5 ________ has left the building said:

So Halle Berry had sex with the Man who decades later drunkenly admitted banging a horse?

You'd think it would be awesome, but it was actually kinda gross... I just felt bad for him. I felt bad for the horse!

[________ has left the building]

Oct 3, 2016 6:43:21 GMT -5 IMPRESSIVE knightwing1047 said:

Oct 3, 2016 6:33:38 GMT -5 ________ has left the building said:

So Halle Berry had sex with the Man who decades later drunkenly admitted banging a horse?

You'd think it would be awesome, but it was actually kinda gross... I just felt bad for him. I felt bad for the horse!

Naitch did a reverse Mr Hands. Somewhere out there, there is a centaur that keeps bleeding from its forehead.

[thecrusherwi]

Oct 3, 2016 3:59:05 GMT -5 Ryushinku said:

Oct 3, 2016 3:09:25 GMT -5 Cvslfc123 said:

To be fair, Ric was a lot better looking 20 years ago.

He was a lot better looking just 14 years ago.

Then 13 years ago, boom, Cryptkeeper.

That's one of the strangest things I've ever seen. In late 2002, he looked the same as he did in 1991. By spring/summer 2003, he looked exactly the same as he does now.

[Macho Pichu]

Oct 3, 2016 2:56:42 GMT -5 Germansuplex said:

For once, it really did come up organically.

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

Man, and I thought the sex scene in 'Monster's Ball' was repulsive!