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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2016 10:09:59 GMT -5
I'm split between Quilted Northern describing in intimidate detail the horrors of inanimate objects in your bathroom constantly having to watch you take a dump and Panera Bread commercials where they try to sell their product by having some woman whine endlessly about how their sandwiches are accomplishments on par with graduating from medical school or raising a child and deserve proper respect.
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Post by Spider2024 on Oct 9, 2016 10:14:53 GMT -5
I second Panera Bread commercials, which haven't been too good for a while. Pretty much since they introduced that annoying voice-over woman.
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Post by edgestar on Oct 9, 2016 10:54:20 GMT -5
I don't think I've seen a Panera commercial lol
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2016 11:00:10 GMT -5
Every Progressive ad, either with the douchebag box or anything with the bumbling "competitors".
I think I'll get Erie Insurance when I get a car... speaking of cars... who cares about you naming your car "Bead", Liberty Mutual!
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Post by Father Dougal McGuire on Oct 9, 2016 11:13:31 GMT -5
I think those Panera ones are the first time a commercial turned me off a product. "tomatos should be fun, lettuce should be dir-ty" makes me want to give my TV five across the eye. Just comes up as pretentious.
As for Liberty Mutual, I thought that Brad one was bad, but then they came out with "My insurance policy is 20 pages long...and all it says is blah blah blah."
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2016 11:16:42 GMT -5
Ad guy 1: Hey Bob. Our frozen food is kinda cap. Any ideas?
Ad guy 2: Slap that ass
Ad guy 1: What?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2016 11:16:56 GMT -5
Every Progressive ad, either with the douchebag box or anything with the bumbling "competitors". I think I'll get Erie Insurance when I get a car... speaking of cars... who cares about you naming your car "Bead", Liberty Mutual! Ugh, yeah. Liberty Mutual is kind of inspiring in how it shows that even with zero budget you can make a commercial ungodly annoying, and it shows it time and time again, and I don't get Progressive's advertising choice of have of having themselves personified by an irritating blwhard box who doesn't seem even slightly competent at anything. Related, the Allstate switching to the spokesman's voice ones. They're all centered on the most painfully unlikable people to begin with, but also seem t be s Besting by using his voice for actually talking about the company's selling points that it is all meaningless buzzword bullshit hey don't really understand and are just blindly parroting. Also this one for The General, which seems like the cheapest and least trustworthy insurance company ever anyway, where it opens with a guy saying, "I wasn't sure about the General... when I was... younger." Is the implication if you don't have them you're immature?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2016 11:21:46 GMT -5
Damn Panera has the worst store layout too.
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Post by Red Impact on Oct 9, 2016 11:23:57 GMT -5
"Hey, lets make a commercial about eating babies to sell our toaster pastries."
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2016 11:27:45 GMT -5
"Hey, lets make a commercial about eating babies to sell our toaster pastries." Related note, if I ever actually heard a person, in a context outside of quoting the commercial, say, "I'm going to share a picture of my Eggo waffle when it pops out," I think my response would be somewhere along the line of, "I'm going to share a picture of your nose after I break it."
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Post by Spider2024 on Oct 9, 2016 11:40:50 GMT -5
Damn Panera has the worst store layout too. I mean I get what they're going with, with the couches and the ultra-relaxed seating, but I need 'secure' seating (a chair and table at a proper height) whenever I eat a meal, and that's hard to find at a Panera. (especially when a major part of your menu is soup)
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Post by SAJ Forth on Oct 9, 2016 12:17:57 GMT -5
Truth's Hipster-Doofus ads. They make me want to give the whole organization the biggest Reason You Suck Speech ever.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Oct 9, 2016 17:01:03 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2016 17:16:02 GMT -5
Xfinity taking songs I liked and making me hate them.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2016 17:47:06 GMT -5
I'm convinced they're always at Sonic because they're too dumb to realize they ran out of gas and have just been sitting there running their credit card debt higher and higher from continually buying food for years.
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Post by Sephiroth on Oct 9, 2016 18:52:41 GMT -5
I'm guessing no one here has seen Carnivore Club'a commercials
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Post by Malcolm on Oct 10, 2016 1:46:18 GMT -5
Ad guy 1: Hey Bob. Our frozen food is kinda cap. Any ideas? Ad guy 2: Slap that ass Ad guy 1: What? The slogan: "Food you wanna fork" Seriously, what the fork?
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Oct 10, 2016 1:49:46 GMT -5
While it just turned 3 years old, nothing is as baffling as this.
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Post by Captain & Diet on Oct 10, 2016 9:23:53 GMT -5
Rob Riggle and his 'high energy comedy"in Holiday Inn Express commercials. Or just Rob Riggle.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Oct 10, 2016 10:37:58 GMT -5
"My insurance policy is 20 pages long...and all it says is blah blah blah." Those are one of the commercials that drives my father up the wall.
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