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Post by eDemento2099 on Oct 31, 2016 18:14:21 GMT -5
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Oct 31, 2016 20:11:27 GMT -5
Well, they did dress up as leatherman way back when...
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Post by corndog on Nov 1, 2016 9:08:09 GMT -5
How did that even make the air?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2016 9:23:30 GMT -5
Hawk wanted a ride on Space Mountain.
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Post by ltcproductions on Nov 1, 2016 12:59:02 GMT -5
Well that escalated quickly.
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SmashTV
Dennis Stamp
Big Money, Big Prizes, I Love It!
The Excellence of Allocation
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Post by SmashTV on Nov 1, 2016 15:53:33 GMT -5
Wait, are we sure that he's not actually talking about his fists? Actually, in this context that's a lot worse...
(*gets coat and leaves*)
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Squirrel Master
Hank Scorpio
"Then the Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bitch!"
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Post by Squirrel Master on Nov 1, 2016 16:40:09 GMT -5
To be fair, Hawk DID make Ric Flair his bitch whenever they met in singles matches.
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StuntGranny®
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Not Actually a Granny
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Post by StuntGranny® on Nov 1, 2016 17:04:10 GMT -5
Hahaha, holy shit. I miss Hawk.
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Post by brody on Nov 6, 2016 10:05:48 GMT -5
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Tony Schiavontay
Dennis Stamp
This is the greatest post in the history of this board!
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Nov 6, 2016 15:30:38 GMT -5
TONY SCHIAVONE, DON'T YOU LOOK SWELL TODAY! OH BOY!
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Post by eDemento2099 on Nov 7, 2016 22:57:01 GMT -5
As someone pointed out in the comments, Hawk looks like Bozo the Clown in this promo.
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Post by GuyOfOwnage on Nov 8, 2016 0:43:07 GMT -5
Hawk is one of those guys where if you had met him in prison, you would've just assumed the position and gotten it over with.
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Squirrel Master
Hank Scorpio
"Then the Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bitch!"
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Post by Squirrel Master on Nov 8, 2016 14:23:55 GMT -5
Hawk is one of those guys where if you had met him in prison, you would've just assumed the position and gotten it over with. Not gonna happen when The Squirrel Master has your back. Squirrel Master would kill Hawk, see. |
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Post by MrElijah on Nov 8, 2016 22:19:51 GMT -5
How did that even make the air? It was The 1980s? |
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Post by abjordans on Nov 11, 2016 12:38:44 GMT -5
I say this in all seriousness, Hawk is one of the most underrated promos of all time. To the majority of the world STILL, a wrestling promo is a Hogan/Warrior/Hawk promo.
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Squirrel Master
Hank Scorpio
"Then the Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bitch!"
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Post by Squirrel Master on Nov 11, 2016 15:46:49 GMT -5
I say this in all seriousness, Hawk is one of the most underrated promos of all time. To the majority of the world STILL, a wrestling promo is a Hogan/Warrior/Hawk promo. Hawk knew the next opponent would run out of gas every time. He loved the cameras and attention. He was really into his character too and a funny guy. All that makes for a great promo guy. |
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Post by "Playboy" Don Douglas on Nov 11, 2016 16:57:19 GMT -5
My favorite Hawk quote is still, "You know what makes me sick, besides everything?"
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Post by abjordans on Nov 11, 2016 21:22:20 GMT -5
My favorite Hawk quote is from that same promo I believe. "Natural Disasters, you want tothrow your weight around. Well, thats okay, we want to throw your weight around too!"
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Post by Deleted on Nov 11, 2016 23:00:27 GMT -5
As someone pointed out in the comments, Hawk looks like Bozo the Clown in this promo. I never heard of Bozo the Clown before |
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Nov 12, 2016 8:56:10 GMT -5
This is easilly Hawk's best promo.
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