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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2016 4:14:53 GMT -5
Cena won't be getting Nikki what she asked for for Christmas this year, because she asked for a Blu-ray of her favorite Pixar movie but Cena lives by the policy of never give Up.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Dec 8, 2016 4:26:16 GMT -5
What do you call a reindeer that ALWAYS tries really, really hard? {Spoiler}Rudolph Ziggler!
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King Koopa
He's just a Sexy Kurt
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Post by 67 more on Dec 8, 2016 4:43:56 GMT -5
So WWE are making a confectionery of the Big Red Machine, can't wait for Candy Kanes to hit the shelves.
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Post by vincecornette on Dec 8, 2016 4:52:34 GMT -5
Nikki's hopes of getting pregnant for Christmas dashed again, because Cena prefers to 5 knuckle shuffle.
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Chiral
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Post by Chiral on Dec 8, 2016 5:04:58 GMT -5
What did CM Punk tell Adam Copeland under the mistletoe? {Spoiler}I'm straight, Edge.
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 8, 2016 5:11:29 GMT -5
Yes, Virginia, there is a rematch clause!
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Post by Cvslfc123 on Dec 8, 2016 5:51:06 GMT -5
What was Julius Caesar's favourite thing about Christmas? {Spoiler}Roman Reigndeer
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Post by vincecornette on Dec 8, 2016 6:06:22 GMT -5
Who is Santa's favourite wrestler
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Post by Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks on Dec 8, 2016 6:30:53 GMT -5
Christmas is all about the spirit of giving, and so the WWE recently decided to give dark match tryouts to four of its past superstars: René Duprée, Paul Burchill, David Hart Smith and Colin Delaney. Unfortunately, things didn't go terribly well, as the four men reportedly got into a brawl backstage after their matches. According to an official who was present for the altercation, Smith decided to celebrate the occasion by bringing a mini-fridge of drinks, which he left sitting in front of the locker room door. As fate would have it, WWE Hall of Famer Ric Flair entered the room and, not expecting a mini-fridge to be in his path, stumbled knees-first into the appliance, pulling a Shockmaster and faceplanting on the floor. Furious, Flair demanded who was responsible, but none of the four men spoke up to confess. Flair then barged out, shouting that he'd see to it that none of them would be rehired. Delaney, unhappy about losing his possible contract, got into a shouting match with Smith and flipped him off. Duprée tried to calm the two down, but Delaney turned the middle finger in his direction, prompting Duprée to retaliate by mooning him. Burchill then removed his pirate glove and slapped it across Duprée's face, at which point he was flipped off and mooned by Delaney and Duprée, respectively. Smith laughed and called the three idiots, and was summarily flipped off, mooned and glove-slapped in kind, at which point the wild brawl broke out. Other wrestlers stepped in to break up the fight, just as Vince McMahon entered the locker room to restore order. After verbally dressing down the four, Vince turned to the official who witnessed the whole affair, demanding to know every detail that led to the fight. The official replied ... {Spoiler}"Four Colin birds, three French ends, two Burchill gloves, and a Hart fridge into Flair's knee."
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2016 8:16:29 GMT -5
Christmas is all about the spirit of giving, and so the WWE recently decided to give dark match tryouts to four of its past superstars: René Duprée, Paul Burchill, David Hart Smith and Colin Delaney. Unfortunately, things didn't go terribly well, as the four men reportedly got into a brawl backstage after their matches. According to an official who was present for the altercation, Smith decided to celebrate the occasion by bringing a mini-fridge of drinks, which he left sitting in front of the locker room door. As fate would have it, WWE Hall of Famer Ric Flair entered the room and, not expecting a mini-fridge to be in his path, stumbled knees-first into the appliance, pulling a Shockmaster and faceplanting on the floor. Furious, Flair demanded who was responsible, but none of the four men spoke up to confess. Flair then barged out, shouting that he'd see to it that none of them would be rehired. Delaney, unhappy about losing his possible contract, got into a shouting match with Smith and flipped him off. Duprée tried to calm the two down, but Delaney turned the middle finger in his direction, prompting Duprée to retaliate by mooning him. Burchill then removed his pirate glove and slapped it across Duprée's face, at which point he was flipped off and mooned by Delaney and Duprée, respectively. Smith laughed and called the three idiots, and was summarily flipped off, mooned and glove-slapped in kind, at which point the wild brawl broke out. Other wrestlers stepped in to break up the fight, just as Vince McMahon entered the locker room to restore order. After verbally dressing down the four, Vince turned to the official who witnessed the whole affair, demanding to know every detail that led to the fight. The official replied ... {Spoiler}{Spoiler}"Four Colin birds, three French ends, two Burchill gloves, and a Hart fridge into Flair's knee."
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Post by arrogantmodel on Dec 8, 2016 8:40:38 GMT -5
Who is Santa's favourite wrestler Is his catchphrase, "HO! HO! HO! You know it!"?
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 8, 2016 9:45:49 GMT -5
Christmas is all about the spirit of giving, and so the WWE recently decided to give dark match tryouts to four of its past superstars: René Duprée, Paul Burchill, David Hart Smith and Colin Delaney. Unfortunately, things didn't go terribly well, as the four men reportedly got into a brawl backstage after their matches. According to an official who was present for the altercation, Smith decided to celebrate the occasion by bringing a mini-fridge of drinks, which he left sitting in front of the locker room door. As fate would have it, WWE Hall of Famer Ric Flair entered the room and, not expecting a mini-fridge to be in his path, stumbled knees-first into the appliance, pulling a Shockmaster and faceplanting on the floor. Furious, Flair demanded who was responsible, but none of the four men spoke up to confess. Flair then barged out, shouting that he'd see to it that none of them would be rehired. Delaney, unhappy about losing his possible contract, got into a shouting match with Smith and flipped him off. Duprée tried to calm the two down, but Delaney turned the middle finger in his direction, prompting Duprée to retaliate by mooning him. Burchill then removed his pirate glove and slapped it across Duprée's face, at which point he was flipped off and mooned by Delaney and Duprée, respectively. Smith laughed and called the three idiots, and was summarily flipped off, mooned and glove-slapped in kind, at which point the wild brawl broke out. Other wrestlers stepped in to break up the fight, just as Vince McMahon entered the locker room to restore order. After verbally dressing down the four, Vince turned to the official who witnessed the whole affair, demanding to know every detail that led to the fight. The official replied ... {Spoiler}{Spoiler}"Four Colin birds, three French ends, two Burchill gloves, and a Hart fridge into Flair's knee." This is the kind of content I live for.
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Post by thegame415 on Dec 8, 2016 15:50:51 GMT -5
Godfather put a whole new meaning to "Ho, Ho, Ho" this xmas.
Stone cold is here to spread holiday beer.
Don't worry about snow stopping your holiday travels, hhh has a shovel to clear it out.
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 8, 2016 15:53:44 GMT -5
Just be sure to check the serial number on whatever gift Emma gives youv
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2016 15:55:25 GMT -5
ADR got his gift early this year: a copy of the Kama Sutra.
It's a real Paige turner.
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Post by edgestar on Dec 8, 2016 16:00:21 GMT -5
What did JBL get in his stocking?
Cole
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Post by Perd on Dec 8, 2016 16:35:26 GMT -5
What do you see when Layla wears really tight pants? Ms. El's toe
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Wanted a title with "YOU'RE WELCOME!" Close enough.
Hey-yo.
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Post by RIHT on Dec 8, 2016 17:07:43 GMT -5
Road Dogg: "HO, you didn't know?"
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Post by AJ Smudgico on Dec 8, 2016 17:09:07 GMT -5
Christmas is all about the spirit of giving, and so the WWE recently decided to give dark match tryouts to four of its past superstars: René Duprée, Paul Burchill, David Hart Smith and Colin Delaney. Unfortunately, things didn't go terribly well, as the four men reportedly got into a brawl backstage after their matches. According to an official who was present for the altercation, Smith decided to celebrate the occasion by bringing a mini-fridge of drinks, which he left sitting in front of the locker room door. As fate would have it, WWE Hall of Famer Ric Flair entered the room and, not expecting a mini-fridge to be in his path, stumbled knees-first into the appliance, pulling a Shockmaster and faceplanting on the floor. Furious, Flair demanded who was responsible, but none of the four men spoke up to confess. Flair then barged out, shouting that he'd see to it that none of them would be rehired. Delaney, unhappy about losing his possible contract, got into a shouting match with Smith and flipped him off. Duprée tried to calm the two down, but Delaney turned the middle finger in his direction, prompting Duprée to retaliate by mooning him. Burchill then removed his pirate glove and slapped it across Duprée's face, at which point he was flipped off and mooned by Delaney and Duprée, respectively. Smith laughed and called the three idiots, and was summarily flipped off, mooned and glove-slapped in kind, at which point the wild brawl broke out. Other wrestlers stepped in to break up the fight, just as Vince McMahon entered the locker room to restore order. After verbally dressing down the four, Vince turned to the official who witnessed the whole affair, demanding to know every detail that led to the fight. The official replied ... Incredible. This will never be beaten Thank you
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Post by taker1990 on Dec 8, 2016 18:01:11 GMT -5
Why was Taker mad at McCool for getting a huge tree?
He wanted a miniTREE
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