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Post by Macho Pichu on Dec 8, 2016 19:37:34 GMT -5
Who is Santa's favourite wrestler Jim Duggan.
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Post by schizo on Dec 8, 2016 19:47:31 GMT -5
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Post by Ash Kingston on Dec 9, 2016 0:25:36 GMT -5
December 2 Dismember.
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Post by vincecornette on Dec 9, 2016 1:41:08 GMT -5
Who is Santa's favourite wrestler Jim Duggan. Oh sorry, it wan;t a quetion, but a statement. Who actually IS Santa's favourite wrestler.
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Post by paulbearer on Dec 10, 2016 0:45:45 GMT -5
When did Taker decide to go x-mas shopping ? In the DEAD of night How will he feel after said shopping ? DEAD tired Whose present does Hulkster always buy first ? His BROTHER , of course (Which pun from Bond does Sheamus like the most ? "This never happened to the other FELLA !")
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Dec 10, 2016 1:01:30 GMT -5
Christmas is all about the spirit of giving, and so the WWE recently decided to give dark match tryouts to four of its past superstars: René Duprée, Paul Burchill, David Hart Smith and Colin Delaney. Unfortunately, things didn't go terribly well, as the four men reportedly got into a brawl backstage after their matches. According to an official who was present for the altercation, Smith decided to celebrate the occasion by bringing a mini-fridge of drinks, which he left sitting in front of the locker room door. As fate would have it, WWE Hall of Famer Ric Flair entered the room and, not expecting a mini-fridge to be in his path, stumbled knees-first into the appliance, pulling a Shockmaster and faceplanting on the floor. Furious, Flair demanded who was responsible, but none of the four men spoke up to confess. Flair then barged out, shouting that he'd see to it that none of them would be rehired. Delaney, unhappy about losing his possible contract, got into a shouting match with Smith and flipped him off. Duprée tried to calm the two down, but Delaney turned the middle finger in his direction, prompting Duprée to retaliate by mooning him. Burchill then removed his pirate glove and slapped it across Duprée's face, at which point he was flipped off and mooned by Delaney and Duprée, respectively. Smith laughed and called the three idiots, and was summarily flipped off, mooned and glove-slapped in kind, at which point the wild brawl broke out. Other wrestlers stepped in to break up the fight, just as Vince McMahon entered the locker room to restore order. After verbally dressing down the four, Vince turned to the official who witnessed the whole affair, demanding to know every detail that led to the fight. The official replied ... {Spoiler}{Spoiler}"Four Colin birds, three French ends, two Burchill gloves, and a Hart fridge into Flair's knee." That's it....shut down the boards. It's over. The greatest post in FAN history has officially been written and it will never (EEEEEEEEEEEEEVER) be topped.
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Post by Grand Papillon "The Banker" on Dec 10, 2016 2:05:10 GMT -5
Vince McMahon has decided as a way to boost morale that this year he is going to spare no expense to throw a huge Christmas Party. In addition to inviting the whole roster, he's also inviting stars from the past such as DDP, Val Venis, Hardcore Holly, Marty Janetty, Shelton Benjamin, Kevin Nash, Scott Hall and Vader. McMahon also decided to invite up and coming sports entertainers that the company has interest in such as Adam Cole, Cody Hall, Jay Lethal, Kenny Omega, and Hangman Page. When asked their plans for the party
HHH said "it'll be great to catch up with some old friends and scout some potential talent for NXT"
Kevin Owens said "it'll be a good chance to unwind a bit and meet some new people"
Sin Cara said "Deck the Halls then bite Bob Holly"
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 10, 2016 12:18:02 GMT -5
That's the last time Vince asks Sin Cara to do the Christmas decorating.
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Post by Spider2024 on Dec 24, 2016 23:49:51 GMT -5
Q: How is a Zack Ryder BB Gun different from a Red Ryder BB Gun? A: "You'll woo your eye out, kid!"
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 25, 2016 0:49:38 GMT -5
Yule Day Rocks, Yule Day Rocks
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Dec 25, 2016 19:00:16 GMT -5
The Vince Who Stole Christmas
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