Heartbreaker
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Post by Heartbreaker on Dec 13, 2016 7:57:22 GMT -5
So I have my dog over at my place and he's been letting off farts all night. My god, they are so nasty, I'm wondering how the hell such a little creature can let off an atomic bomb like that.  What are your pets farting horror stories? |
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 13, 2016 7:59:55 GMT -5
Is he eating different food than usual? Obviously, table scraps can do it, too.
I had to babysit a pitbull puppy once. Gentle dog, pudgy little guy, most flatulent dog I've ever been around.
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Dec 13, 2016 8:15:03 GMT -5
Dog farts are always nasty.
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Post by The Sam on Dec 13, 2016 8:22:42 GMT -5
Stop feeding your dog. Problem solved.
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Dec 13, 2016 8:37:11 GMT -5
I get like that if I eat after 8 at night
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Post by Push R Truth on Dec 13, 2016 8:52:26 GMT -5
Replace the word Dog with Husband and it sounds just like my wife's rants
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Dec 13, 2016 10:08:32 GMT -5
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Post by Perfect Timing on Dec 13, 2016 12:38:45 GMT -5
He's showing his appreciation for your cooking.
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Post by StuntGranny® on Dec 13, 2016 12:47:52 GMT -5
This is what dogs do. My dog will beg me to hold him, and without fail, will proceed to fart all over me when I pick him up.
Dogs are basically nature's perfect fart machine.
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Post by Surfer Sandman on Dec 13, 2016 12:58:21 GMT -5
My friend has a cat with a farting problem. It's the wet food that does it.
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Post by edgestar on Dec 13, 2016 13:11:50 GMT -5
That was my grandma's dog, lmao, my dogs aren't too bad.
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Dec 13, 2016 13:48:21 GMT -5
My one cat was sleeping with me, laid down next to my face and I smelt the wind of brown death. I think he did it on propose.
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Post by Nickybojelais on Dec 13, 2016 13:50:39 GMT -5
My dog must have been some sort of mythological deity because I can never remember him evacuating any bodily gasses in the entire 13 years he was alive.
(Now there is a post I never thought I'd ever type on here)
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Post by Long A, Short A on Dec 13, 2016 14:16:38 GMT -5
Dog farts are always nasty. FACTS on FACTS on FACTS I've been in the company of many dogs and all of them left out the stinkiest farts....like a smack in the face. Cats can let some monsters out too. |
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Post by SmashTV on Dec 13, 2016 15:26:26 GMT -5
True story; my partner and I were watching a TV show about the supernatural, supposedly taking place in a haunted house. Things were happening to the ghost hunters, but only stuff that people at home wouldn't be able to feel i.e. temperature dropping, their shoulders being touched by ghosts, things falling down off camera etc. This shit has been going on for some twenty minutes before they decide to hold a séance.
'Spirits....talk to us. We feel your presence....communicate with us, come to us, GIVE US A SIGN!'
At which precise moment my dog let out the mother of all farts. It didn't smell (his never do, oddly, they're just loud), but it was a pretty decent review of the nonsense on TV.
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Post by General Adam on Dec 13, 2016 16:13:00 GMT -5
True story; my partner and I were watching a TV show about the supernatural, supposedly taking place in a haunted house. Things were happening to the ghost hunters, but only stuff that people at home wouldn't be able to feel i.e. temperature dropping, their shoulders being touched by ghosts, things falling down off camera etc. This shit has been going on for some twenty minutes before they decide to hold a séance. 'Spirits....talk to us. We feel your presence....communicate with us, come to us, GIVE US A SIGN!' At which precise moment my dog let out the mother of all farts. It didn't smell (his never do, oddly, they're just loud), but it was a pretty decent review of the nonsense on TV. IMO there is nothing more funny than well timed fart. |
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Dec 13, 2016 18:59:02 GMT -5
Dog farts are always nasty. Feline gas is pretty horrendous, too. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2016 23:26:35 GMT -5
Dog farts are always nasty. Feline gas is pretty horrendous, too. Especially since cats love to get into your face to fart. Cats loves shoving their butts into your face. |
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Heartbreaker
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Post by Heartbreaker on Dec 14, 2016 0:35:54 GMT -5
Because he slept on my bed, one part of my bed cover stinks of fart... gonna have to wash that.  |
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Post by madness50 on Dec 14, 2016 0:47:17 GMT -5
I've woken up many times with my crazy dog on top of my pillows with his friggin butt in my face. He almost made me throw up once when he ripped one near my head. He normally sleeps on the end of my bed, but when it's cold at night like it is now, he is more likely to try and get under the blanket on my bed.
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