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Post by I'm Team Bayley and Indi on Dec 13, 2016 16:38:38 GMT -5
This is Constable Wiggums. We'll be right there. Remove your knickers and wait in the bath.
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Dec 13, 2016 16:39:50 GMT -5
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Post by sternrogers01 on Dec 13, 2016 16:40:02 GMT -5
Here's one of them
Lisa and Ralph is my OTP on this show, it's rare as hell to find anything with them that isn't the most well known one with the two of them
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Post by Mid-Carder on Dec 13, 2016 17:06:11 GMT -5
I'm not a huge Simpsons fan but I laughed so hard I ached everywhere when Milhouse is forced to jump off the dam by the FBI. I still laugh when I think about it.
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Post by Milkman Norm on Dec 13, 2016 17:56:22 GMT -5
So long dental plan!....Lisa needs braces....dental plan....Lisa needs braces....dental plan...Lisa needs braces...
(and pretty much every other line from that episode.)
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2016 18:25:53 GMT -5
Moe's boxing bit in whatever ep that was. Forgive the paraphrase. Been a long time.
"I used to be Kid Gorgeous, then later Kid Presentable, then later Kid Moe."
Then there's also something with I think Bart where he comments on a glove he has that is wrapped in barbed wire and he's like... Oh, that's "The Stinger." Yeah, they don't let you do that no more...
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Dec 13, 2016 18:50:36 GMT -5
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Dec 13, 2016 18:51:59 GMT -5
Robert Goulet hitting Milhouse in the face with the microphone makes me laugh like a loon every single time for the last 20 years or so.
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Post by karl100589 on Dec 13, 2016 19:09:45 GMT -5
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Post by Hassan bin Sober on Dec 13, 2016 19:16:04 GMT -5
The Moe lie detector test bit.
Also the one where someone tells Homer there are free donuts in the other room and he gets up and runs in there so fast that there is a ghostly image of him still sitting there in the chair and the guy is like, "Mr. Simpson? Mr. Simpson?" as he moves his hand through the image.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2016 19:24:25 GMT -5
The Moe lie detector test bit. Also the one where someone tells Homer there are free donuts in the other room and he gets up and runs in there so fast that there is a ghostly image of him still sitting there in the chair and the guy is like, "Mr. Simpson? Mr. Simpson?" as he moves his hand through the image. Aw... Forgot about that entirely. I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment... *beep* |
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Post by karl100589 on Dec 13, 2016 19:36:05 GMT -5
Another one to add:
The final four four minutes of King Size Homer:
- Homer's "Gime Me Ride Or Everybody Dies" sign
- The hyperactive monologue to the ice cream man, as well as the look of sheer horror from the ice cream man himself.
- Ralph's restaraunt story
- "Oh it's raspberry!"
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Post by Unocal 76 on Dec 13, 2016 19:39:55 GMT -5
I THOUGHT THE GENERALS WERE DUE
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Post by alred1982 on Dec 13, 2016 20:18:26 GMT -5
Maggie's first word the only one who calls Homer Dad and he doesn't get to hear it such a sweet moment.
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Post by Fade is a CodyCryBaby on Dec 13, 2016 21:42:34 GMT -5
When Bart spends an eternity shaking Homers can of soda (beer?) through different means only for Homer to finally open it with Bart exclaiming "APRIL FOO-" aaaaand Mushroom Cloud.
I've never laughed harder at any other thing on Tv, movies, games etc.
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Dec 13, 2016 22:17:36 GMT -5
Groundskeeper Willie: It won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!
Principal Skinner: You Scots sure are a contentious people.
Groundskeeper Willie: You just made an enemy for life!
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Post by ben:friendship frog on Dec 13, 2016 22:24:48 GMT -5
This. By far. Just f***ing tremendous.
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Post by Urethra Franklin on Dec 13, 2016 23:59:08 GMT -5
MARGE: Isn't that the bird you like to argue with?
HOMER: Well, well, well...if it isn't Professor Know-It-All.
Also, the "Do It for Her" reveal at Homer's desk is guaranteed to make the room dusty.
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Post by arrogantmodel on Dec 14, 2016 5:40:23 GMT -5
My friends and I always use this when we hear somebody arguing:
Homer: Enough bickering. I know how to settle this.
Marge: No kickboxing!
Homer: Awww.
Just the fact that he's suggested it so many times that Marge knows what he's going to say is hilarious to me.
Bart the Mother has a lot of good lines.
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Post by government mule on Dec 14, 2016 5:49:40 GMT -5
'Stupid sexy Flanders!'
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