Nr1Humanoid
Hank Scorpio
Is the #3 humanoid at best.
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Post by Nr1Humanoid on Dec 19, 2016 8:39:33 GMT -5
I love the leadup to Wrestlemania 6 where Jesse Ventura would alternate every week on Superstars between dressing up in Ultimate Warrior merchandise and Hulk Hogan merchandise, depending on who he predicted as the winner of the Ultimate Challenge that week.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Dec 19, 2016 8:46:12 GMT -5
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Post by James Fabiano on Dec 19, 2016 9:42:23 GMT -5
Anything Bobby said during Ric Flair matches from 1991-93.
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SmashTV
Dennis Stamp
Big Money, Big Prizes, I Love It!
The Excellence of Allocation
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Post by SmashTV on Dec 20, 2016 15:20:43 GMT -5
Anything Bobby said during Ric Flair matches from 1991-93. Anything Bobby said during 1991-93 period. There's one exchange he had with Gorilla that's always stuck with me, as it started out seriously but....well, you know. (*wrestler A is caught in an armbar*) Bobby: 'For every move, there's a counter.' Gorilla: 'For every counter, there's a re-counter.' Bobby: 'And for every re-counter there's a girl at the counter...' Gorilla: 'WILL YOU STOP!?!?' It was just such a rapid fire one liner, it's always stayed with me.
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Post by DiBiase is Good on Dec 20, 2016 15:35:22 GMT -5
Absolutely anything Bobby Heenan says during the Hart Family match at Survivor Series 93. And from more recent times, JBL tells Cole to shut up
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MWC
Don Corleone
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Post by MWC on Dec 20, 2016 16:19:42 GMT -5
Bobby Heenan Royal Rumble 1992.
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Post by government mule on Dec 20, 2016 16:35:00 GMT -5
Kane returning in 2000 with Paul Bearer on Raw (in his awesome alternate black/red attire) had JR at his raspiest. A moment I remember fondly as a 15 year old, made even better by the commentary.
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Mozenrath
FANatic
Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 20, 2016 16:48:00 GMT -5
Booker T's face during "Anal Bleeding".
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Post by edgestar on Dec 20, 2016 17:02:06 GMT -5
Booker T's face during "Anal Bleeding". "Wut" was pretty good, too
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Woo
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Woo on Dec 20, 2016 17:19:57 GMT -5
Allison Danger and Leva Bates are dressed up as Apollo Creed and Rocky Balboa for their match against Ayako Hamada and Ayumi Kurihara
Portia Perez: Okay so I get Danger's costume, she's Butterbean, so does that make Leva Bart Gunn?
Dave Prazak: What?! This isn't the Brawl for All! She's Rocky!
Portia: Maivia?!! That's not a very good Rocky costume. Does that mean Danger is Faarooq? Are Hamada and Ayumi the Disciples of Apocalypse? Because that isn't a very good Crush costume, she forgot the facepaint.
*A while later*
Portia: Man I can't get over this crappy Crush costume.
I've never laughed so much at a commentator in my life.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Dec 20, 2016 18:54:46 GMT -5
JR during the Austin vs. Bischoff "match" at No Way Out 2003.
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Post by alred1982 on Dec 20, 2016 20:19:02 GMT -5
Cole on mankind's wwe title win and Eddie's especially Eddie that was brilliant
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2016 20:19:12 GMT -5
Bobby Heenan asking Tony Schiavone if he's ever been bitten on the butt (during the Chavo-Eddie hair match). Tenay jumping in made it even funnier.
That whole bit was the last great moment of Bobby's WCW career. Asking Tony if he ever been bit or bit a man on the butt.
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Post by Sparvid on Dec 20, 2016 20:21:55 GMT -5
Booker T's face during "Anal Bleeding". JR's "I can't get away from this company soon enough" face was pretty good to.
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Jiren
Patti Mayonnaise
Hearts Bayformers
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Post by Jiren on Dec 20, 2016 21:07:26 GMT -5
*warrior Hits Rude with the IC title*
Jessie: THAT'S A DISQUALIFICATION!!!!!, WHERE THE HELL IS THE REFEREE!!!? Tony: He did it outside the ring Jessie: So what!!! Tony: It might as well be a countout Jessie: So if I shot you it'd be legal because it's outside the ring Tony: well..... Jessie: You're even dumber than monsoon, And I thought HE was the dumbest man alive
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Post by thegatewaydrug on Dec 20, 2016 21:18:23 GMT -5
"Hey Stu!!! Wake up!!" -Bobby Heenan, Nov 1993
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MiLB Fan
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by MiLB Fan on Dec 20, 2016 21:31:19 GMT -5
I think this was at WrestleMania V. Jesse Ventura is raving about how he has all these amazing features: this movie star's eyes, that movie star's chin, and so on.
Gorilla: Yeah but what do you have that's your own, Jess?
*Jesse goes dead silent*
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lws
ALF
No. It's the children who are wrong.
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Post by lws on Dec 20, 2016 22:07:09 GMT -5
Nothing will ever beat Kevin Nash's all shoot edition of Thunder. I don't know what's more iconic, Old Glory everything or Lex Luger's afraid of skeletons.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Dec 20, 2016 22:34:12 GMT -5
Bobby Heenan Royal Rumble 1992. "If Flair wins this, I'll never say or do anything bad again!" "Will you stop begging?"
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Jake, The Jake, Jake
Dennis Stamp
Will never EVER get a personal title. Ever. Nope. Never. Not a chance. No way, no how.
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Post by Jake, The Jake, Jake on Dec 20, 2016 23:16:32 GMT -5
Jerry Lawler during the entire Honky Tonk Man bit at Royal Rumble 3001.
EDIT: Oops
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