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Post by DiBiase is Good on Dec 20, 2016 23:21:19 GMT -5
Jerry Lawler during the entire Honky Tonk Man bit at Royal Rumble 3001. Sadly, the reanimated corpses of Lawler and Honky Tonk will probably still be doing their shtick at the 3001 Rumble. And they'll still be pointing at the Wrestlemania sign.
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Post by Jake, The Jake, Jake on Dec 20, 2016 23:25:26 GMT -5
Jerry Lawler during the entire Honky Tonk Man bit at Royal Rumble 3001. Sadly, the reanimated corpses of Lawler and Honky Tonk will probably still be doing their shtick at the 3001 Rumble. And they'll still be pointing at the Wrestlemania sign. Whoopsie
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Post by nm on Dec 20, 2016 23:37:40 GMT -5
Heyman during DDP's debut
::Undertakers music plays::
Heyman: Oh woah, whats this?
JR: Wait a minute!
Heyman: It's the Undertaker, I thought you talked to him at home?
JR: I did!
Heyman: Oh bull! It's about time you got shown up for who you are and what you are. You didn't talk to The Undertaker at home, he's here tonight. You are a self promoting, self aggrandizing, egotistical liar. You misled the viewers! If you couldn't blackmail Mr. McMahon, he'd throw your ass out of the WWF right now. You ought to be ashamed of yourself. I'm ashamed to be broadcasting with you. Where is Michael Cole when you need him?!?
::Person on motorcycle isnt The Undertaker::
JR: Well take a look big mouth.
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 20, 2016 23:49:40 GMT -5
Tazz singing along with Somebody Call My Mama was pretty fun.
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Post by arrogantmodel on Dec 21, 2016 1:00:08 GMT -5
Survivor Series 2001. Austin has Rock in the Sharpshooter.
Heyman: Why isn't Hebner calling for the bell?!
JR: 'Cause The Rock hasn't tapped yet!
Heyman: That's never stopped him before!
I loved JR and Heyman.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Dec 21, 2016 1:06:40 GMT -5
Nothing will ever beat Kevin Nash's all shoot edition of Thunder. I don't know what's more iconic, Old Glory everything or Lex Luger's afraid of skeletons. His narration of Goldberg's entrance and altercation with Sid.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Dec 21, 2016 3:40:47 GMT -5
Heenan. Duggan. College.
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Post by Rave on Dec 21, 2016 4:00:52 GMT -5
"E-reptile dysfunction" and the quick shot of Cole with his head down laughing afterward.
Heck, anything with Brodus prior to teaming with Tensai. Commentary seemed to really have fun with him.
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 21, 2016 4:53:40 GMT -5
Uh-huh. Gotcha. COLLEGE?! HA HA HA!
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Dec 21, 2016 5:12:32 GMT -5
Tazz singing along with Somebody Call My Mama was pretty fun. I loved Tazz's about face during that Royal Rumble segment. Tazz: Aw come on JR I love this guy (Ernest Miller) with the dancing, he's nutty, he's goofy. Miller gets thrown out. Tazz: Ah good he's gone, I never liked the whole dancing shtick. And of course this obligatory gem from Wrestlemania X-7: JR: Lita jerking Edge off, the ladder!
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Dec 21, 2016 5:17:34 GMT -5
It's not fair to Flair!
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Post by Larryhausen on Dec 21, 2016 7:12:38 GMT -5
JANNETTY TRIED TO DIVE THROUGH THE WINDOW!!!!!
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Dec 21, 2016 7:41:38 GMT -5
It was Rey Mysterio vs.....I forget who, but JBL went off on this rant about how he hated everyone in the ring, including the ref
And this:
JBL: We just came off a very huge tour of Europe. Stops in the UK, Italy, Germany...
Cole: Germany? They let you back in the country?
JBL: Yes.....and that's *not* funny
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Dec 21, 2016 8:00:51 GMT -5
Jesse at Survivor Series going off on Hogan winning after 3/4 of Ted Dibiase's team were DQ'd and Gorilla's general idiocy.
Gorilla: Look at the big Z on the side of his head there. What's that, in case he gets lost or something? Jesse: No, it means Zeus, Gorilla. You know Zeus starts with Z.
Jesse: He's saving Hogan again?! Not once! No, twice Hogan's gonna get saved in this match! Gorilla: Referee may have just disqualified both members of the Powers of Pain. Jesse: Oh, this makes me sick, Monsoon! He disqualifies Zeus 'cause he beats up Hogan, now they disqualify the Powers of Pain because they beat up Hogan tooooooo!
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Post by 4real on Dec 21, 2016 13:31:23 GMT -5
Can't remember the exact exchange but it went something like this:
Cole: "Hey Mark who do you think would win in a fight between Daniel Bryan & Hornswoggle?!"
Mark Henry: "What a stupid thing to say, if you've got nothing smart to say then don't say nothing!"
Cole: "Yes sir"
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Post by Jiren on Dec 21, 2016 17:10:18 GMT -5
Jesse at Survivor Series going off on Hogan winning after 3/4 of Ted Dibiase's team were DQ'd and Gorilla's general idiocy. Gorilla: Look at the big Z on the side of his head there. What's that, in case he gets lost or something? Jesse: No, it means Zeus, Gorilla. You know Zeus starts with Z. Jesse: He's saving Hogan again?! Not once! No, twice Hogan's gonna get saved in this match! Gorilla: Referee may have just disqualified both members of the Powers of Pain. Jesse: Oh, this makes me sick, Monsoon! He disqualifies Zeus 'cause he beats up Hogan, now they disqualify the Powers of Pain because they beat up Hogan tooooooo! I still this the same show when Hogan runs in and attacks Andre after surviving and then starts posing like he won, which makes Jesse go completely apeshit?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2016 17:19:22 GMT -5
Vince gets mad when Muraco does back rakes to Hulk Hogan.
Hogan turns the tables and returns the favor.
Jesse: "Look at that! Blatant scratching on the part of Hulk Hogan!" Vince: "Jesse, we saw that earlier, didn't we?" Jesse: "Yeah, but Muraco had his nails trimmed."
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Dec 21, 2016 17:42:15 GMT -5
Titus shutting up JBL will always be one of my favorite moments, also JBL calling Arn Anderson a bear
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Dec 21, 2016 17:55:42 GMT -5
"Shut up Josh!"
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Dec 21, 2016 18:23:54 GMT -5
Can't remember the exact exchange but it went something like this: Cole: "Hey Mark who do you think would win in a fight between Daniel Bryan & Hornswoggle?!" Mark Henry: "What a stupid thing to say, if you've got nothing smart to say then don't say nothing!" Cole: "Yes sir" I could happily have Mark Henry doing heel commentary once he finally hangs up his boots.
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