Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Dec 22, 2016 3:13:23 GMT -5
If someone can find it from the Heenan quote thread from about a year or so ago, but the long exchange he has with Monsoon which ends with him yelling at Monsoon "Put 'me up!!!" after Flair loses to Savage.
Also at Mania 8
Gorilla: Always that eerie smell of formeldahyde when Undertaker is around. Heenan: I thought that was your cologne? You buy that cheap stuff all the time just to get a free comb.
Post by ronnie2hotty on Dec 22, 2016 8:50:48 GMT -5
ECW Anarchy Rulz 1999, Joey Styles and Cyrus during the Lance Storm vs Jerry Lynn match. Cyrus is trying to tell Joey that Lance has a better psychological advantage over Lynn due to Lynn not being able to get into a "big match" feel due to so many encounters with Rob Van Dam on pay per view recently.
Styles: That's the advantage? [referring to Dawn Marie] The advantage are those fake breasts at ringside? Cyrus: Are you saying they're not real? Styles: Is there a real pair in the business? Cyrus: You and I are a real pair, Joey Styles.
Followed by at least 5 seconds of dead air.
Cyrus: Why are you laughing? Styles: [trying to gain his composure from obviously cracking up off mic] I'm not laughing.
Lawler: "McMahon, you're not into the kind of music the Headbangers listen to, are you?" Vince: "I can't say..." Lawler: "Marilyn Manson?" Vince: "Well, no." Lawler: "White Zombie?" Vince: "I really don't listen..." Lawler: "Butthole Surfers?" Vince: "I, um...pardon me?"
Lawler: "JR, did you read the latest WWF Magazine where Mankind professes to be a loving father? Loving father of what? JR, do you have kids?" JR: "Why yes, I have two lovely daughters." (King laughs deviously.) JR: "DO YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT YOUR CHILDREN?" (King goes silent for quite a long time.)
Lance Russell didn't put up with bullshit if you got mic time. He was like your grandpa telling you "Don't start with that smart stuff! I'll have you thrown out of here."
Dave Brown and Corey Maclin just took it.
Edit: Have to add Heenan getting pissed at Fuji for managing Barbarian wrong. (Fuji was a substitute manager while Bobby did commentary.)
Gorilla: "Brain, he's your man! Go out there and manage him if you think Fuji is doing such a bad job!" Bobby: "I can't go; I'm a broadcast journalist. I'm needed here...to keep you in line."
(Heenan continues yelling at Fuji. He misses hooking Bret Hart's foot with the cane, catching Barbarian instead. Bret wins, Bobby goes bat-shit. Climbs in the ring and gets in a shoving match with Fuji.)
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Post by Clash Fights for Freedom on Dec 29, 2016 11:27:42 GMT -5
A more recent moment: on Smackdown Live, right after Ellsworth tattles on Maryse and Miz SCFs Ambrose while he's distracted. JBL starts laughing hysterically and just goes off on Ellsworth. "Congratulations, you turtle without a shell! You're the biggest idiot on the planet!" I rewinded it repeatedly and laughed. It was the most I've enjoyed JBL in years.
The ECW "Invitation", 2/24/97. Taz beats Mikey Whipwreck in a glorified squash match on Raw. Vince & Paul Heyman calling it.
Vince: "And Taz gets the victory over Mickey Whipwreck." Paul: "Mikey! It's Mikey Whipwreck!" Vince: "I apologize, Mikey Whipwreck." Paul: "You really should watch the tapes Bruce Pritchard leaves on your desk."