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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2016 22:49:30 GMT -5
Except please make him more like Al Bundy and have Tony Nese by his side. Than they can feud with Cedric Alexander when they fail to recruit him when he eventually gets cucked by Noam Dar.
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Post by Bear Skin Rug on Dec 20, 2016 22:50:53 GMT -5
"The Kick-Out Artist" Drew Gulak
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Post by Spider2024 on Dec 20, 2016 22:51:52 GMT -5
"We need more ESPNs!"
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2016 22:54:00 GMT -5
I can't wait to hear his takes on the latest Mad Max film and the Ghostbusters reboot
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Post by Heartbreaker on Dec 20, 2016 22:56:29 GMT -5
Have him yell "WHAT ABOUT THE MEN?" when WWE goes on about the Women's Revolution.
Considering the Cruiserweight division is basically what the women's division was a couple of years ago, it would be even funnier.
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Post by Starshine on Dec 20, 2016 23:08:21 GMT -5
He should give all his trademark moves masculine and/or anti-feminine names and then categorise them all into his own 'noma'amclature' of holds.
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Post by Dub H on Dec 20, 2016 23:13:45 GMT -5
Have him yell "WHAT ABOUT THE MEN?" when WWE goes on about the Women's Revolution. Considering the Cruiserweight division is basically what the women's division was a couple of years ago, it would be even funnier. From the answers in this thread,this would be the one to actually do it right.
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Post by Urethra Franklin on Dec 20, 2016 23:15:54 GMT -5
He should come to the ring huffing out of a paper bag at all times.
They can call him Drew Gluelak.
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Post by Lazy peon on Dec 20, 2016 23:24:58 GMT -5
He should come to the ring huffing out of a paper bag at all times. They can call him Drew Gluelak. He hauls all the things he owns with him on his back. Drew Mule-ak
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Post by misconduct was wrong on Dec 20, 2016 23:31:22 GMT -5
I'm fine with some meninist gimmick. I'm fine with giving these guys something... anything.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2016 23:47:36 GMT -5
Only if we can give Stephanie an obnoxious feminist gimmick
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Dec 20, 2016 23:56:31 GMT -5
Give him an evil chef gimmick. Drew Goulash.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Dec 20, 2016 23:58:33 GMT -5
He should come to the ring huffing out of a paper bag at all times. They can call him Drew Gluelak. He hauls all the things he owns with him on his back. Drew Mule-ak And then he becomes a private investigator to find evidence of women being favored by management. They shall call him Drew Clue-lak.
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Post by CertifiedBA on Dec 21, 2016 0:11:14 GMT -5
Please give him knee or elbow pads
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Post by Mike Bockwinkel on Dec 21, 2016 0:12:21 GMT -5
Since he's from Philly, they should give him a ECW fan gimmick: Drew Blue-lak.
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Post by Reflecto on Dec 21, 2016 0:27:42 GMT -5
Except please make him more like Al Bundy and have Tony Nese by his side. Than they can feud with Cedric Alexander when they fail to recruit him when he eventually gets cucked by Noam Dar. You don't get how to do this well for his team. To do it right, You'd need to have him feud with TJ Perkins over who cares more about ethics in video game journalism. (I hear Perkins likes video games- they need to do more with that.)
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Post by Lazy peon on Dec 21, 2016 0:38:31 GMT -5
He hauls all the things he owns with him on his back. Drew Mule-ak And then he becomes a private investigator to find evidence of women being favored by management. They shall call him Drew Clue-lak. He starts modeling his career after Dolph Ziggler. They can call him Drew Lose-lak.
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Dec 21, 2016 0:41:46 GMT -5
The part of Drew Gulak will now be played by this cow that vaguely looks like him.
He is to be referred to as "Drew Moo-lak".
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Dec 21, 2016 0:51:32 GMT -5
And then Drew Gulak gets a second job at Footlocker.
This makes him a Drew Shoe-lak.
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Post by TOK Hehe'd Around & Found Out on Dec 21, 2016 1:05:08 GMT -5
Just give him a bunch of orphans, and have him be their abusive foster parent ala Oliver Twist.
Drew Gruel-iak, always leaving you wanting more.
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