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Post by Starshine on Dec 21, 2016 1:21:53 GMT -5
Ghost gimmick; Drew Ghoulack.
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Post by Mackenzie Gorn on Dec 21, 2016 1:42:17 GMT -5
Social Justice and Shitty Puns?
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Post by Ash Kingston on Dec 21, 2016 1:50:14 GMT -5
Please, no.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2016 1:58:03 GMT -5
They could form a cruiser stable. The term vanilla midget is hurtful and it's not okay that they're discriminated against in the WWE just because Vince wants people that are feet taller and hundreds of pounds heavier.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2016 3:29:36 GMT -5
In all seriousness, give him his CZW gimmick. Dishonest politician Gulak doing a "Campaign for a Better Cruiserweight Division" would be magical.
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Post by government mule on Dec 21, 2016 3:54:34 GMT -5
Crybaby gimmick? Drew Boohoolak.
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Post by 魔界5号 on Dec 21, 2016 3:56:43 GMT -5
I saw this idea last week and thought it was great.
Give him a gimmick where he has literally no sense of humour. Like the 205 Live boys are backstage, cracking jokes and laughing with each other, and Drew just stands there stonefaced. Have someone do something stupid and everyone cracks up but Drew is unaffected. Then when he gets in the ring and locks in a submission, he laughs like a madman.
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Post by Dang! on Dec 21, 2016 4:32:03 GMT -5
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Dec 21, 2016 4:47:42 GMT -5
Maybe Drew Gulak becomes a chef who likes to cook meats and vegetables in a pot filled with water.
He's Drew Stew-lak.
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Post by WWEedy on Dec 21, 2016 4:50:30 GMT -5
I'd rather they give him Flair as a manager and have him start strutting around in a robe. He'll be known as Drew Wooo-lak.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Dec 21, 2016 7:22:02 GMT -5
How about a gimmick where he solves mysteries and crimes with the help of Tony Nese?
Drew Sherlock.
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Post by ANuclearError on Dec 21, 2016 7:26:29 GMT -5
Pair him with Rusev: Drew Gulag.
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Dec 21, 2016 10:27:33 GMT -5
Give him an evil chef gimmick. Drew Goulash. My wife literally thought that was his name.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Dec 21, 2016 10:34:59 GMT -5
Put him under a hood and make him pretend to be some kinda insect...
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Post by captainhindsite on Dec 21, 2016 11:19:37 GMT -5
Have him yell "WHAT ABOUT THE MEN?" when WWE goes on about the Women's Revolution. Considering the Cruiserweight division is basically what the women's division was a couple of years ago, it would be even funnier. #givecruisersachance
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Post by J Lee O'Brien on Dec 21, 2016 11:26:18 GMT -5
He needs some sort of animal menagerie that follows him.
Drew Zoolak.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Dec 21, 2016 11:35:37 GMT -5
Can someone Photoshop this image and put Drew instead of Al?
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 21, 2016 11:41:32 GMT -5
Have him do Billy Mays style promos trying to sell adhesive products. Drew Gluelack.
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Post by Slanted and Enchanted on Dec 21, 2016 11:46:20 GMT -5
Back to the MRA gimmick I am totally on board. Throw in some 'nice guy' qualities as well. He should have came down to the ring after the Sasha/Nia segment and offered to help walk Sasha back to the locker room. Once they're backstage he asks her out for coffee to which Sasha replies 'Sorry I'm married'. He angrily drops her crutch to the ground and storms off really upset and proceeds to cut an angry rant on WWE's YouTube channel.
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Dec 21, 2016 13:47:23 GMT -5
Pair him with Rusev as a hardcore Stalin fanboy. Drew Gulag.
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