Let's post lame TNA Christmas jokes

[Sephiroth]

Santa Claus! Ah knew you would come!

[Reflecto]

Dixie Carter goes to Orlando at Christmas to make a TNA Impact taping and says "Oh, there is no money left to run the show and now TNA is dead." Ha ha, it's funny because TNA gets dead.

[jagilki]

Dec 21, 2016 19:39:40 GMT -5 Reflecto said:

Dixie Carter goes to Orlando at Christmas to make a TNA Impact taping and says "Oh, there is no money left to run the show and now TNA is dead." Ha ha, it's funny because TNA gets dead.

["Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik]

Grandpa Simpson: "I'm Santa!? Oh, that means I'll never die"
TNA: "I know the feeling."

[Push R Truth]

Little Val: Santa brought me a box of Booty-O's and a Cena Tshirt! I must have been a good boy this year! What did you get?

Little Johnny: I got a $500 dollar gift card for tnashop.com

Little Val: Wow, what did you do to earn that?

Little Johnny: I killed a man

[schizo]

"TNA Wrestlers roasting on an open fire"

Cuz they're broke and can't afford a house

[Susan "Poison" Candy]

*Christmas Story joke*

Dixie Carter: I want a wrestling company with a ring with six sides, wwe rejects and all with unlimited financial resources.

Santa: You'll go out of business kid

[A Platypus Rave]

Dec 21, 2016 20:04:05 GMT -5 jagilki said:

Dec 21, 2016 19:39:40 GMT -5 Reflecto said:

Dixie Carter goes to Orlando at Christmas to make a TNA Impact taping and says "Oh, there is no money left to run the show and now TNA is dead." Ha ha, it's funny because TNA gets dead.

was going to say... isn't TNA a lame joke...

[Hypnosis]

Dec 21, 2016 20:11:56 GMT -5 Push R Truth said:

Little Val: Santa brought me a box of Booty-O's and a Cena Tshirt! I must have been a good boy this year! What did you get?

Little Johnny: I got a $500 dollar gift card for tnashop.com

Little Val: Wow, what did you do to earn that?

Little Johnny: I killed a man

Is the "Little Val" Val Venis?

[One-Armed Drummer of Defrebel]

Getting christmas presents when your parents work for TNA

[OVO 40 hunched over like he 80]

Christopher Daniels admitted publicly that TNA didn't pay him during this time so his holidays got f***ed.

This company is a f***ing joke.

f*** trustfund Dixie, if there's any justice on the world, then she should be living in the boxcars and eating from the trashcan

[jimmyjames]

Lame TNA Joke = TNA World Heavyweight Champion: Eddie Edwards.

[xCompackx]

The three reactions to receiving a TNA DVD for Christmas:

1. "Why did you give me porn?"

2. "Why do you hate me?"

3. "C-can I re-gift this?"

[Mozenrath]

Dixie has opted to put mistletoe over the local bank. That way, the workers can all kiss their financial stability goodbye.