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Post by Ash Kingston on Dec 23, 2016 4:16:07 GMT -5
Because I'm friends with the chaps in Systems & Operations - I buy them kebabs and booze every week - and you keep trying to cut their budget.
Really, firing me would just mean you'd suffer a "terrible accident".
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2016 5:41:04 GMT -5
I'm your champion and I have a big match coming up in Montreal and I cant loose the title in Canada!
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Heartbreaker
King Koopa
Is actually Bindi Irwin
RIP Punk's media scrum, Page 54, Muffins, Biting People Bad™ (2022 - 2022)
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Post by Heartbreaker on Dec 23, 2016 6:08:33 GMT -5
I give good ... massages.
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Post by BorneAgain on Dec 23, 2016 6:35:14 GMT -5
Not fired? To me, that's just a made up phrase. A political phrase, so young posters like yourself can sit there, and have a thread. What do you really want to know? Do I add anything to FAN? There's not a day goes by I don't try and add something. Not because I'm commenting in this thread, or because you think I should. I look back on the way I used to be: a young, stupid kid who used to post nothing but memes and stock funny images. I want to talk to him. I want to try to talk some sense to him, tell him the way things are. But I can't. That kid's long gone, and this 30 something man is all that's left. I got to live with that. Not fired? It's just a bulls*** phrase. So you go on and make your decision, sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I don't give a s***.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2016 7:05:31 GMT -5
I gave you 4 months notice my son is participating in the AAU wrestling tournament and this is how you show loyalty?
YOU ARE A POMPOUS, ABUSIVE ASS! ABUSE OF POWER! ABUSE OF POWER! FIRE ME! I'M ALREADY FIRED! YOU ARE A CHEAT! YOU ARE A SCAM! YOU ARE A NO-GOOD SONUVABITCH!
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Dec 23, 2016 7:47:40 GMT -5
I'm the only one that knows how to work the pizza press. What will you do on Pizza Thursdays without me?
It's not like you can have pizza delivered to your door! Come on now!
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Dec 23, 2016 8:51:07 GMT -5
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Post by hossfan on Dec 23, 2016 9:22:37 GMT -5
It's Christmas Eve Eve Day?
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Allie Kitsune
Crow T. Robot
Always Feelin' Foxy.
Celestial Princess in Exile.
Posts: 46,065
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Dec 23, 2016 9:24:37 GMT -5
I don't even work here.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Dec 23, 2016 9:40:36 GMT -5
The bombs I've tied you up to is probably a major factor as to why not. Now where's the cash?
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Annette
Mephisto
You love me, you just don't know it yet.
Posts: 739
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Post by Annette on Dec 23, 2016 11:31:29 GMT -5
I have a nice rack and maybe I'll let you get away with an "accidental" arm brush?
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Post by The Thread Barbi on Dec 23, 2016 14:04:26 GMT -5
I'm married to FAN's daughter and pushed her brother out of the board to China.
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Gecko
Grimlock
FAN Pyrite Member. Muahahaha
Posts: 13,244
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Post by Gecko on Dec 23, 2016 14:28:30 GMT -5
It's always handy to have an extra set of fingerprints available.
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Dec 23, 2016 14:59:26 GMT -5
only I have the antidote for the Super-Lupus I secretly injected you with while you were sleeping.
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H-Virus
Hank Scorpio
A Real Contagious Experience
Posts: 5,961
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Post by H-Virus on Dec 23, 2016 15:19:35 GMT -5
I don't need this job, I'll just go start my own network! With blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget the network!
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
Posts: 9,015
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Post by FHgrad99 on Dec 23, 2016 16:33:26 GMT -5
Nobody has ever complained about my cover sheets to my TPS Reports.
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Post by DSR on Dec 23, 2016 18:50:34 GMT -5
Well look, I already told you, I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don't have to! I HAVE PEOPLE SKILLS! I AM GOOD AT DEALING WITH PEOPLE! CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!
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The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on Dec 23, 2016 18:59:17 GMT -5
Because i'm your current boss. Now bring me a scotch on the rocks...AND I MEAN ICE!!
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Dec 23, 2016 20:19:03 GMT -5
Because I already quit. I just come here for the cookies and muffins.
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Post by Zombie Mod is not a ghoul. on Dec 23, 2016 20:23:40 GMT -5
Because I'm one of the few on earth who knows the counter to the dreaded budget cutter (outta nowhere.)
That and I'm the boards best shot against bigfoot.
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