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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2016 20:29:12 GMT -5
Because I have incriminating photo's of the head honcho's of FAN which is a reason why I haven't been banned yet. That or it's the photo's I have of KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! doing naked magic blanket tricks and it's for the good of humanity they haven't been released to the internet...
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Post by The 1Watcher Experience on Dec 23, 2016 20:37:08 GMT -5
Because they can't. They're not paying me. Haha.
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Post by MrElijah on Dec 23, 2016 20:58:34 GMT -5
Because you ain't got the goddamned guts, you egg sucking yellow dogs!
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Post by Sponsored by Groose Wipes on Dec 23, 2016 22:37:36 GMT -5
Because who else is going to vote for Mason Ryan?
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Post by Milkman Norm on Dec 23, 2016 23:31:08 GMT -5
Um.. Because I don't work here?
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Dec 23, 2016 23:38:08 GMT -5
The rest of the staff spent the day airing their Festiivus Grievances with me, I'm pretty sure I'll be fired by Monday.
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Post by DSR on Dec 24, 2016 0:01:18 GMT -5
Ain't nuthin' but a heartache!
Ain't nuthin' but a mistake!
I never wanna hear you say "I want it that way"
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
Posts: 12,710
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Post by Glitch on Dec 24, 2016 0:45:23 GMT -5
Because I have a set of photographs in this briefcase that would be very embarrassing if they were sent to various news agencies. if you fire me, I may just have to release them to the public. You don't scare me. That could be anybody's ass.
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Post by The Barber on Dec 26, 2016 8:50:11 GMT -5
It's my first day.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Dec 27, 2016 7:22:55 GMT -5
You can't fire me. I'm the Union Steward.
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Dec 27, 2016 8:52:11 GMT -5
Because you need me, FAN. Your guilty conscience may move you to vote Cornfed, but deep down you long for a cold-hearted tyrannt to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king. That's why you need me, to save you from yourselves. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have Muffin baskets to pass out.
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MAGGLE
Dennis Stamp
Sigs/Avatars cannot exceed 1MB
Posts: 4,511
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Post by MAGGLE on Dec 28, 2016 4:03:13 GMT -5
YOU CANT FIRE ME, I'M ALREADY FIRED!!!
WOOOOOOOO
"Elbows his jacket"
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SmashTV
Dennis Stamp
Big Money, Big Prizes, I Love It!
The Excellence of Allocation
Posts: 4,480
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Post by SmashTV on Dec 28, 2016 10:02:33 GMT -5
(*shows his annual performance ratings*)
The stats speak for themselves.
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Dec 28, 2016 12:22:21 GMT -5
Because I have people skills.
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Johnny Flamingo
Hank Scorpio
Killing the business one post at a time
Posts: 6,463
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Post by Johnny Flamingo on Dec 28, 2016 12:24:29 GMT -5
Because I'm good with the god damned customers, what the hell is wrong with you people!!!
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