bob
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Post by bob on Dec 23, 2016 22:33:48 GMT -5
in the most odd ad ever pornhub encourages people to porn buy for the upcoming holiday.....the best part is the ad totally safe for work
if anyone needs a last minute gift for that special someone, this could be useful
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Post by Glitch on Dec 24, 2016 0:50:38 GMT -5
Gonna be honest, actually a nice commercial.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2016 2:08:49 GMT -5
Someone needs to get "This Ain't A Christmas Story XXX" made so PornHub can live stream it for 24 hours on Christmas Eve.
"You'll shoot her eye out!"
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Post by xCompackx on Dec 24, 2016 2:17:55 GMT -5
Giving a membership to a porn site to a family member for Christmas is probably one of those things where it'll either be accepted with joy or made really f***ing awkward.
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Post by Urethra Franklin on Dec 24, 2016 2:22:20 GMT -5
The dude in the ad is like the perfect grown-up amalgamation of Big Pete and Little Pete. It's uncanny.
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 24, 2016 3:47:46 GMT -5
Still less disturbing than the Folgers commercial.
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Dec 24, 2016 6:37:38 GMT -5
Someone needs to get "This Ain't A Christmas Story XXX" made so PornHub can live stream it for 24 hours on Christmas Eve. "You'll shoot her eye out!" Voiceover- But I didn't "fudge" her. I eff dash dash dash'd her!
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Dec 24, 2016 6:51:03 GMT -5
Someone needs to get "This Ain't A Christmas Story XXX" made so PornHub can live stream it for 24 hours on Christmas Eve. "You'll shoot her eye out!" Voiceover- But I didn't "fudge" her. I eff dash dash dash'd her! Leg lamp replaced with a...maybe I shouldn't say with what.
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Post by BorneAgain on Dec 24, 2016 6:55:30 GMT -5
Who would have guessed the ultimate stocking stuffer was seeing people getting their stockings stuffed?
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Dec 24, 2016 6:59:28 GMT -5
The best smut is Christmas smut.
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Post by Heartbreaker on Dec 24, 2016 7:02:09 GMT -5
Nothing says "I love you" more than cumshots.
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Post by xCompackx on Dec 24, 2016 7:07:33 GMT -5
Nothing says "I love you" more than cumshots. Talk about a white Christmas.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2016 8:19:22 GMT -5
Honestly, a proper porn gift could work.
Maybe you have a roommate. Maybe he didn't delete his search history one day. Maybe S&M Interracial Midgets 12 is exactly what'll scratch that itch. You don't know.
It'll be weird, but that DVD is going in there.
Gifts ain't always easy.
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Post by I'm Team Bayley and Indi on Dec 24, 2016 8:21:23 GMT -5
Someone needs to get "This Ain't A Christmas Story XXX" made so PornHub can live stream it for 24 hours on Christmas Eve. "You'll shoot her eye out!" I'd hate to find out what Flick gets his tongue stuck too
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Post by Dub H on Dec 24, 2016 9:28:00 GMT -5
The dude in the ad is like the perfect grown-up amalgamation of Big Pete and Little Pete. It's uncanny. We will call this monstruosity of science "Pete"
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Post by Ryushinku on Dec 24, 2016 9:49:42 GMT -5
Or, Medium Pete.
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Post by I'm Team Bayley and Indi on Dec 24, 2016 10:04:42 GMT -5
personally I'm amazed people pay for porn, you can find free porn on the internet without even trying
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Post by lemonyellowson on Dec 24, 2016 14:13:56 GMT -5
I would genuinely love to know how many of these are purchased and actually given as gifts.
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Post by xCompackx on Dec 24, 2016 15:13:52 GMT -5
I love the given scenario too where not only does the grandson know that his grandpa watches porn, but he also knows what site his grandpa uses.
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Post by Dub H on Dec 24, 2016 15:34:42 GMT -5
I love the given scenario too where not only does the grandson know that his grandpa watches porn, but he also knows what site his grandpa uses. I dont think people are picky about which porn site to use. As long there is no virus,it is porn
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