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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2016 21:31:24 GMT -5
Just the infamous Health Hotline ad with the horrible animation about the knee braces.
Shit, no grandma is gonna go skateboarding! Did you know they made 4 different versions?!!
Dishonorable Mention goes to the Addiction Network that ends with the guy who can't get treatment because of his lack of insurance & the GEICO safe robing ad.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2016 21:38:02 GMT -5
I had to go Google that knee brace commercial to make sure I wasn't just imagining the version with black characters.
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Post by Fade is a CodyCryBaby on Dec 25, 2016 2:39:08 GMT -5
It's on YouTube but it's Google..and it's a bunch of "When you find a good pizza place nearby", "when you find a coffee place down the street", "when the squad joins up" all looped with this hyped up song..good god.
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Post by Evil Homer on Dec 25, 2016 9:20:06 GMT -5
It's on YouTube but it's Google..and it's a bunch of "When you find a good pizza place nearby", "when you find a coffee place down the street", "when the squad joins up" all looped with this hyped up song..good god. Yes those are the worst , super annoying music . Also any and every mountain dew commercial
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 25, 2016 9:44:47 GMT -5
Those ASPCA commercials are the bane of my existence
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Dec 25, 2016 13:41:02 GMT -5
The V.I. Poo commercial. I swear the 1st time I saw it i thought it was a comedy sketch or something.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Dec 25, 2016 13:57:49 GMT -5
Not "see" but "hear..
1-877-KARS-4-KIDS.....it's been like ten years...why wont they stop playing it!!!!!
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Dec 25, 2016 14:07:56 GMT -5
Not "see" but "hear.. 1-877-KARS-4-KIDS.....it's been like ten years...why wont they stop playing it!!!!! "Shut up! Shut up! What is this charity!? You're kids! You can't f***ing drive! What money laundering scheme are you operating!?"
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Post by karl100589 on Dec 25, 2016 15:46:52 GMT -5
The builders vs bankers advert for Money Supermarket.
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Post by Rave on Dec 25, 2016 16:17:34 GMT -5
Those ASPCA commercials are the bane of my existence Came in here to post this. That and the Humane Society commercials are sheer emotional abuse. One came on earlier, they can't even give it a rest on Christmas!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2016 18:11:27 GMT -5
UK based.....Those Andrex "How clean do you feel" adverts........Featuring a bunch of kids asking adults how clean they feel after taking a s***, the adults then act all embarrassed (Apparently due to the brand of toliet paper they are using" and then they ask some kids who feel clean as f*** (Because they use Andrex apparently)
I mean leaving aside that no matter the brand of toilet paper used, if you asked most adults or kids are taking a s*** they're response would be that seen in the adverts..........They're latest advert says the kids feel "As clean as a man called David"
WHAT THE F*** DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
These adverts annoys me no end
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Dec 25, 2016 20:06:45 GMT -5
The V.I. Poo commercial. I swear the 1st time I saw it i thought it was a comedy sketch or something. This commercial is awful
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Post by agent817 on Dec 25, 2016 22:14:08 GMT -5
Those ASPCA commercials are the bane of my existence I understand that they want help and those commercials are so damn depressing, but sometimes they are too long. The two-minute ones are bad, but I have seen ones that lasted five minutes. I even timed it. It is so bad.
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Post by edgestar on Dec 25, 2016 22:23:45 GMT -5
Those ASPCA commercials are the bane of my existence I understand that they want help and those commercials are so damn depressing, but sometimes they are too long. The two-minute ones are bad, but I have seen ones that lasted five minutes. I even timed it. It is so bad. Those commercials make me cry.
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Post by pegasuswarrior on Dec 25, 2016 22:25:31 GMT -5
Any Geico commercial ever sums it up for me.They are just the most base, unfunny, unlayered, uninspired commercials I've ever seen. And there is obviously a market for it because they keep making them for the target audience that is apparenty chewing it up. But I really do physically cringe when I see them coming, and I want to real life "unfriend" anyone I'm around who laughs or makes a comment about them. They're just that bad and an insult to senses of humor everywhere. I fully expect two new horrible cliched references to pop up during the Super Bowl.
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Post by bigbadbull on Dec 26, 2016 0:10:37 GMT -5
Those two assholes from Sonic. Well over ten years and both men are still in that damn car older, but yet skinny.
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Post by unc40 on Dec 26, 2016 0:10:38 GMT -5
The Xfinity commercial where the girl says "gates of hell aka grandma's house." What an ungrateful little brat.
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Dec 26, 2016 0:32:59 GMT -5
Those two assholes from Sonic. Well over ten years and both men are still in that damn car older, but yet skinny. How the f*** are they still skinny after a decade of presumably eating nothing but Sonic food?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2016 5:04:29 GMT -5
Throw me in for the addiction network. Those are getting pushed so hard right now you're more or less assured to get one each break on many stations.
You guys are making me resent addiction, the addicted, those that wish to help the addicted, etc. Peel it back. Complete apathy from overexposure is not really what you should be shooting for.
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Post by Powerline on Dec 26, 2016 6:25:24 GMT -5
I'm done with that car commercial (I don't even remember what company) where that guy's singing "My hero, zeeeeerooooo". And in the same vein as The Addiction Network, I could do without seeing that Passages Malibu ad, with someone who looks like he could pass as The Miz's brother. It's bad enough to the point me and my brothers not only mock him but have gotten sick of mocking him. I kinda feel bad dissing on an ad for a place that's supposed to help people, but it's on ALL THE DAMN TIME!!! Those two assholes from Sonic. Well over ten years and both men are still in that damn car older, but yet skinny. I know this is probably no consolation (I find the commercials annoying too), but my older brother once saw them both doing standup comedy together, and he said they were absolutely hilarious and actually very vulgar to the point that it makes you wonder if Sonic knows they signed people that put on such a filthy show.
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