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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Dec 26, 2016 23:24:19 GMT -5
You're like, "omg, it's Lana, WWE superstar" but Lana is heated. She screams a bunch of obscenities at you for touching her and breathing the same air as her. You don't know what to make of it until she screams, "RUSEV~!"
Like a moth to a flame, Rusev comes looking like he could drop anybody on sight. You try to let Rusev know that this was some misunderstanding but he ain't trying to hear that. Bae is mad and now the Bulgarian Brute is ready to throw them Bulgarian hands.
What do you do:
A: Run and hope that Rusev doesn't catch you? B: Square up and get ready to fight, knowing fully well you about to get bodied like a lvl 5 Weedle against a lvl 70 Chiarzard? C: Beg Rusev for mercy and hope that he has some kindness in his heart? D: Oop, too late. Rusev already put you to sleep like he was the Sandman. RIP.
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Dec 26, 2016 23:27:23 GMT -5
Pull out my Taurus .45 and tell him to back the f*** off please
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2016 23:29:57 GMT -5
Pull out my Taurus .45 and tell him to back the f*** off please This post.....Yikes.
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Post by Mayonnaise on Dec 26, 2016 23:32:01 GMT -5
What aisle am I on? no chance my fat ass is out running him but maybe I can find a weapon and survive long enough to make Rusev take pity on me.
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Post by No Name is needed Bro Beans on Dec 26, 2016 23:36:15 GMT -5
id throw rusev a beating and then go get some cereal or get a beating and take a nice ambulance ride
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Dec 26, 2016 23:37:06 GMT -5
D is the only real answer.
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Post by Soultastic on Dec 26, 2016 23:38:27 GMT -5
I flawlessly recite the entire Bulgarian National Anthem in the most beautiful voice he's ever heard. I then congratulate him on his hot wife and overall superiority before leaving.
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Post by Lazy peon on Dec 26, 2016 23:38:31 GMT -5
Pull out my Taurus .45 and tell him to back the f*** off please Relax man it's not like Rusev called you a jobber.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Dec 26, 2016 23:40:16 GMT -5
E. My Empress shows up. "Why are you messing with one of my warriors?"
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Post by MAGGLE on Dec 26, 2016 23:41:16 GMT -5
Pull out my Taurus .45 and tell him to back the f*** off please Merica
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Post by Rolent Tex on Dec 26, 2016 23:43:07 GMT -5
"Yo dawg! Is that Enzo?"
*runs*
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Post by Stu on Dec 26, 2016 23:44:27 GMT -5
I call the manager and have them escorted out of the building while I finish my shopping.
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Post by rrg251 on Dec 26, 2016 23:47:05 GMT -5
If I'm in the right aisle, maybe some flour in the eyes before fleeing.
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Post by Urfarkendarf on Dec 26, 2016 23:49:22 GMT -5
Pull out my Taurus .45 and tell him to back the f*** off please ffs
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Post by Dave the Dave on Dec 26, 2016 23:49:22 GMT -5
Pull out my Taurus .45 and tell him to back the f*** off please Relax man it's not like Rusev called you a jobber. You're fantastic
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Post by Rican on Dec 26, 2016 23:55:15 GMT -5
Any man with two hands has a fighting chance.
So D.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Dec 26, 2016 23:58:27 GMT -5
*walks into thread*
*decides it's not worth a "reaction .gif"*
*walks out*
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Dec 27, 2016 0:01:21 GMT -5
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Dec 27, 2016 0:05:53 GMT -5
This is like a Choose Your Own Adventure book but all these options still end up leading to page 32 at some point where it just reads "...and then he breaks your back."
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Post by Mayonnaise on Dec 27, 2016 0:07:42 GMT -5
Pull out my Taurus .45 and tell him to back the f*** off please Merica No, Sin Cara If I'm in the right aisle, maybe some flour in the eyes before fleeing. See, I was thinking Cheeto dust.
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