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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Dec 27, 2016 9:54:10 GMT -5
As the thread title says, I decided to have my midi-chlorian count checked the other day. After drawing a bit of blood, they ran the test and as it turns out, it was low. Like REALLY low. The nurse that read the results said it was one of the lowest she'd seen. She even laughed a bit when she read it. That hurt. Hard to feel like a real man after something like that happens. I mean, I never really wanted to be a Jedi, but it just would have been nice to know I could have. This sucks. I'm going to go lay down.
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Dec 27, 2016 9:59:05 GMT -5
Midi-chlorians don't exist.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Dec 27, 2016 9:59:06 GMT -5
What's your power level?
Mine's pretty big.
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 27, 2016 10:09:20 GMT -5
I hear Mace Windu was taking supplements. I mean, how many bald Jedi have you seen? Not many, right? Something's up.
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Dec 27, 2016 10:15:23 GMT -5
So you have a low Midi-chlorine count, ever seen the guys with high levels? They tend to have limbs or hands chopped off.
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Post by DSR on Dec 27, 2016 11:16:38 GMT -5
The coolest dude in the galaxy far away never had his midi-chlorians scanned and he turned out fine.
Don't you wanna be like Max Rebo?
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Post by Fundertaker on Dec 27, 2016 12:14:12 GMT -5
What's your power level? Mine's pretty big. Neat.
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Post by The Sam on Dec 27, 2016 12:35:00 GMT -5
But what's your opinion on sand?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2016 14:09:07 GMT -5
I got mad when mine were checked without my consent. Some guy who looked like Liam Neeson but with long hair said he was just checking for infections.
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Post by Lupin the Third on Dec 27, 2016 14:24:08 GMT -5
I hear Mace Windu was taking supplements. I mean, how many bald Jedi have you seen? Not many, right? Something's up. That and he seemed like he had a good amount of rage for a Jedi. Hearing him scream to Palpatine, "SAY WHAT AGAIN! SAY WHAT AGAIN!!! I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DARE YOU, MOTHERF***ER, SAY WHAT ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME!!!!"
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Post by Lupin the Third on Dec 27, 2016 23:09:38 GMT -5
What's your power level? Mine's pretty big.
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Dec 28, 2016 0:55:12 GMT -5
You think that's bad? Hell, my wav-chlorian count was through the roof!
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Dec 28, 2016 3:50:23 GMT -5
I definitely have midi-cancer.
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Post by Fundertaker on Dec 28, 2016 13:51:35 GMT -5
You think that's bad? Hell, my wav-chlorian count was through the roof! What about the mp3-chlorian count? I mean, I would ask about the aac-chlorian count, but that seems like a lost cause.
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