mrbananagrabber
King Koopa
Paul Heyman's unofficial joke writer
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Dec 27, 2016 20:18:39 GMT -5
Anyone who interrupts a Shining Stars match deserves a "thank you" chant, and I think Strowman should be hired to just annihilate every waste of time match on the roster.
A Golden Truth match?
BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNN.
Titus O'Neil is in action and..
BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNN.
The Club vs
BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNN.
Admittedly it would mean Raw is about an hour long but I'd be down with it.
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Post by mysterydriver on Dec 28, 2016 0:24:46 GMT -5
So, I guess we drag Joey Styles back into public eye for a minute to shout: IT'S NINE-ONE-BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Dec 28, 2016 0:31:32 GMT -5
Dude's gonna be stuffed by hour three.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 28, 2016 5:38:33 GMT -5
As much as I WANT to say it's bad that he's used as a vehicle for squashing the lowcard to be even lower and meaningless than it already is, I can't help but feel pumped the second BRAAAAUUUN hits because you just know shit is going to get f***ed up.
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Dang!
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Dang! on Dec 28, 2016 6:00:29 GMT -5
I wish he'd interrupt divas matches as well. I f***ing hate that stupid "no men on women violence" shit. It's a f***in violent show and women hit men all the time on that show. f***ing drop that stupid rule!
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Lick Ness Monster
Dennis Stamp
From the eerie, eerie depths of Lake Okabena
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Post by Lick Ness Monster on Dec 28, 2016 6:17:16 GMT -5
I'll admit that I was dreading the inevitable Braun push the second that they split him from the Wyatts. But sometimes you just have to give the devil his due - they've pretty much handled this guy perfectly as a singles act.
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Pushed to the Moon
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Tony Schiavone in Disguise
Working myself into a shoot
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Dec 28, 2016 6:26:24 GMT -5
And he always has a christmas tree with him for some reason.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Dec 28, 2016 9:51:06 GMT -5
Then we will start complaining that Braun is overpushed and on Raw too much if that happen. Braun killing lower tier people is fun. But wait until he start destroying people you actually like. Then the mood is going to change around here. Limit Strowman's appearances so it means "Oh, shit! BRRAAAAAUUUUUUNNNNNN!!" than "Meh, it's Braun" when he shows up.
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Post by wildojinx on Dec 28, 2016 13:28:05 GMT -5
Sid Vicious circa 1999: You're stealing my gimmick!
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Post by Racksman on Dec 28, 2016 13:59:38 GMT -5
People like it now and then they'll turn on it within a week. Just like they did with Kane back in late 97/early 98.
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StuntGranny®
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Not Actually a Granny
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Post by StuntGranny® on Dec 28, 2016 21:09:21 GMT -5
People like it now and then they'll turn on it within a week. Just like they did with Kane back in late 97/early 98. I honestly expect this. He's not exactly an outstanding wrestler, so they're going to have to "Goldberg" his matches so that his flaws aren't exposed too much. Watching him destroy people is fun for a while, but then you realize that's all he has and then the fascination starts to slip. |
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Post by Racksman on Dec 29, 2016 12:58:03 GMT -5
People like it now and then they'll turn on it within a week. Just like they did with Kane back in late 97/early 98. I honestly expect this. He's not exactly an outstanding wrestler, so they're going to have to "Goldberg" his matches so that his flaws aren't exposed too much. Watching him destroy people is fun for a while, but then you realize that's all he has and then the fascination starts to slip. I agree but I love his stuff with Sami because My wresting guilty pleasure has always been monsters vs smaller wrestlers. Big Show/Rey, Nash/Rey, Khali/Rey, stuff dating back even to the 80s and 90s. Can't explain it. A green as goose shit Giant vs Chris Benoit was awesome to me in a mid 96 Nitro match. |
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Post by xxshoyuweeniexx on Dec 29, 2016 14:18:04 GMT -5
If he threw TJ Perkins off the stage then he'd be my personal hero.
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keezy
Dennis Stamp
full time slacker
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Post by keezy on Dec 30, 2016 10:00:56 GMT -5
I wish he would invade Smackdown just to beat up Ellsworth every week.
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Fauxnaki
Unicron
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Post by Fauxnaki on Dec 30, 2016 12:14:52 GMT -5
I'd be happy with him interrupting any of the main event matches to
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Post by Slingshot Suplay on Dec 31, 2016 6:04:53 GMT -5
I'd love for him to interrupt a stephanie promo, but she'd emasculate him and he'd leave with his head down.
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Post by Vince's Torn Quads on Dec 31, 2016 6:11:17 GMT -5
I wish he'd interrupt divas matches as well. I f***ing hate that stupid "no men on women violence" shit. It's a f***in violent show and women hit men all the time on that show. f***ing drop that stupid rule! Starting with Stephanie after giving Braun one of her emasculating bitchslaps, naturally. |
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