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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2016 3:07:19 GMT -5
Brain: "WHO jumped out of the Barber Shop window?!" Gorilla: *strangles & kills Bobby Heenan*
..........because in this universe, Monsoon killed Bobby...?
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Post by government mule on Dec 29, 2016 3:08:10 GMT -5
D'Von! Repair the tables!
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Post by Woo on Dec 29, 2016 3:15:41 GMT -5
In an alternative universe, Shawn Michaels gets screwed over at the Survivor Series, goes to WCW, does almost nothing, and get concussed by Goldberg. It was Hugh Morris that concussed him. Goldberg went on to become a NXT trainer whilst Morris went on an amazing streak in WCW before losing to Syxx. Hugh then returned to WWE this year to shockingly beat Charlie Haas at This Tuesday in Texas 2016. Seemed like a bit of a waste to me to job Haas, who's catchphrase "Abdominal Stretch Village Bitch!" went viral, out so quickly, especially after he ended the 21-0 Wrestling Classic streak of Adam Bomb.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Dec 29, 2016 3:23:54 GMT -5
Road Warrior Animal marries Mama Bella, while Johnny Ace wanders the backwoods of North Carolina yelling at wrestlers stranded in cherry pickers.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2016 4:40:13 GMT -5
In an alternative universe, Shawn Michaels gets screwed over at the Survivor Series, goes to WCW, does almost nothing, and get concussed by Goldberg. It was Hugh Morris that concussed him. Goldberg went on to become a NXT trainer whilst Morris went on an amazing streak in WCW before losing to Syxx. Hugh then returned to WWE this year to shockingly beat Charlie Haas at This Tuesday in Texas 2016. Seemed like a bit of a waste to me to job Haas, who's catchphrase "Abdominal Stretch Village Bitch!" went viral, out so quickly, especially after he ended the 21-0 Wrestling Classic streak of Adam Bomb. Charlie Haas: UFC Badass.
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Post by government mule on Dec 29, 2016 5:49:51 GMT -5
After evil heel Bret 'Shitman' Hart alongside his manager Mountie Fuji defeated US Patriot GI Yokozuna for the WWF title in the main event at WM9, he proclaimed he could beat anyone at all. Who came out to challenge him? Thats right, the immortal Brutus 'The Lawnmower' Beefcake, who beat Hart in a 2 hour Ironman match to close the show.
Beefcakemania had returned.
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Post by 67 more on Dec 29, 2016 13:39:55 GMT -5
Gotta feel bad for Bret, being saddled with the Whom gimmick.
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Dec 29, 2016 16:12:27 GMT -5
I'm still trying to figure out, all these years later, why people still chant Daniel Bryan's catchphrase.....
"MAYBE!"
I mean....how is that even relevant in 2016? Damn marks.
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Post by JCBaggee on Dec 29, 2016 17:24:57 GMT -5
In an alternate universe, Bret Hart rates this thread 12 out of 10.
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Post by fw91 on Dec 29, 2016 17:41:19 GMT -5
Chris Benoit finds a cure for Cancer, adopts several malnourished African children, and is quite the philanthropist.
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Dec 29, 2016 19:01:18 GMT -5
Chris Benoit finds a cure for Cancer, adopts several malnourished African children, and is quite the philanthropist. And would eventually die a hero when got between Daniel and a crazed Satan worshipping Kevin Sullivan who tried to stab the young lad in a home invasion as retaliation for Benoit stealing Nancy from him. It was nearly disastrous for the wrestling industry as the boys started getting profiled in public based on the personas they portrayed on television.
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Dec 29, 2016 19:09:58 GMT -5
It was a hell of a gamble, but it's amazing how Vince McMahon not only usurped the IFBB in the bodybuilding world with the WBF. But he also brought the sport to the same level of Madison Avenue acceptability he brought pro wrestling in the 80's. Naturally he had to put his pro wrestling concern on the back burner in the wake of record breaking pay per view buy rates and his WBF television shows killing it on the USA Network and in worldwide syndication. Unfortunately his empire took a bit of a hit when they had to change their name to World Bodybuilding Entertainment in the wake of a lawsuit from the World Biodiversity Foundation. Plus the concern from parents groups about the trend of backyard bodybuilding in the late 90's-early aughts.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Dec 29, 2016 19:55:14 GMT -5
It was a hell of a gamble, but it's amazing how Vince McMahon not only usurped the IFBB in the bodybuilding world with the WBF. But he also brought the sport to the same level of Madison Avenue acceptability he brought pro wrestling in the 80's. Naturally he had to put his pro wrestling concern on the back burner in the wake of record breaking pay per view buy rates and his WBF television shows killing it on the USA Network and in worldwide syndication. Unfortunately his empire took a bit of a hit when they had to change their name to World Bodybuilding Entertainment in the wake of a lawsuit from the World Biodiversity Foundation. Plus the concern from parents groups about the trend of backyard bodybuilding in the late 90's-early aughts. Meanwhile the XFL still failed even in this universe.
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Post by crowley1986 on Dec 30, 2016 20:33:57 GMT -5
Darren Young is quite the ladies man
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Post by Hit Girl on Dec 30, 2016 20:41:56 GMT -5
Thunder just beat Nitro in the ratings battle!
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Post by thecrusherwi on Dec 30, 2016 22:56:41 GMT -5
I don't even watch Nitro or Thunder anymore. Wednesday Night Worldwide live from the Powerplant has been killing it the last several years. Reminds me of the simple WWWF-Style booking that Bischoff drove out of business in favor of his vision of polished corporate wrestling
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Post by Heartbreaker on Dec 31, 2016 0:50:59 GMT -5
Seth Rollins must be so proud that legend Bret Hart is his biggest fan.
I wonder if they will finally do Charlotte Flair vs. Sasha Banks one day.
Bayley's hardcore gangsta gimmick is fantastic, she's the best heel in the business today. The promo where she told that poor little girl Izzy to die got the biggest heat I've ever seen. She would never be a good babyface.
Dolph Ziggler is the freshest and most exciting main-eventer today! His winning streak and big WWE title win made him a star.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Dec 31, 2016 15:40:32 GMT -5
things started going great after Vince got suspended for throwing a fit when Titus shook his hand.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Dec 31, 2016 15:41:44 GMT -5
{Spoiler}Bull Buchanan wins
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Dec 31, 2016 15:42:14 GMT -5
Dean Ambrose sucks. He's so boring.
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