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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Dec 28, 2016 20:23:01 GMT -5
Ohh boy if you thought 2015 was bad.
Anyway, Lets get started. They debuted on POP January 2016 with some increased ratings for POP standards.
Maria and Mike "I like my ice cream vanilla" Bennett made their debut as well. Kurt Angle had his "farewell tour" and got bodied by Lashley on his way out. Eric Young, Bobby Roode, and Velvet Sky are among the notable names to leave the company in the first few months.
Let's get to the good stuff. TNA has problems paying for their tapings and Bound for Glory was almost a no show(what a shock) and Billie continues to bail them out. Add on the rumors that Dixie talked to WWE about a sale and lied to the people in the locker room. He's eventually named President of the company in theory surpassing Dixie in power.
But there's more....Corgan sues TNA wrestling for an unpaid debt amongst others which to my knowledge haven't been taken care of yet. Corgan losses his case in court but is eventually paid off by Anthem.
Oh yea you had Broken Matt become a thing, Eddie Edwards wins the TNA title, Gail Kim gives a boring induction speech, Aron Rex shits the bed on his debut, and CODY gets his wife a job.
Craziness, anybody else got stuff to add.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Dec 28, 2016 20:40:36 GMT -5
This was the year in which Matt Hardy finally became the undisputed top guy in a promotion that wasn't OMEGA.
I love Bobby as much as everyone else, but we know who's responsible for people still talking about TNA outside of their business screwups.
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Dec 28, 2016 20:48:35 GMT -5
This was the year in which Matt Hardy finally became the undisputed top guy in a promotion that wasn't OMEGA. I love Bobby as much as everyone else, but we know who's responsible for people still talking about TNA outside of their business screwups. EC3 may have taken the biggest L this year. Went from on fire to can not spark a match
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Post by lionheart21 on Dec 28, 2016 21:06:33 GMT -5
I can sum it up a bit better:
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Post by Heartbreaker on Dec 28, 2016 21:44:25 GMT -5
I can sum it up a bit better: Or this in the case of Dixie vs. Corgan.
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Post by This Player Hating Mothman on Dec 28, 2016 22:02:48 GMT -5
Maria and Mike "I like my ice cream vanilla" Bennett made their debut as well.
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Dec 28, 2016 22:04:24 GMT -5
Maria and Mike "I like my ice cream vanilla" Bennett made their debut as well. I'm trying to spread your gospel around the town. It needs to catch on more
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Post by This Player Hating Mothman on Dec 28, 2016 22:07:08 GMT -5
I'm trying to spread your gospel around the town. It needs to catch on more If you're not nicknaming "The Nyquil f***boy" Mike Bennett every time you mention him in a post then what's even the point?
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Dec 28, 2016 22:27:48 GMT -5
At the start of the year Dixie was visited by a mysterious stranger and he gave her a box with a button on it. He told her if ever TNA was about to fold she can push the button and the company will keep on going. But every time she the button was pushed someone somewhere would die. The choice was hers.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2016 2:52:19 GMT -5
Well, E-LI Drake has been pretty awesome this year.
And THAT is not an insult...THAT is just a fact of life.
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Post by jimmyjames on Dec 29, 2016 4:31:09 GMT -5
Gail Kim continued her streak of not putting anyone over and big leagued herself another Knockouts Championship so she could go into the TNA "Hall of fame" as champion and in the process completely screwed up the Allie/Mrs. Maria feud.
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Dec 29, 2016 4:56:32 GMT -5
Matt Hardy became one of the most talked about acts in wrestling in 2016. Matching to get himself, a drone, a boat, and his gardener more over the Roman Reigns is as a face. Bobby Lashley became very good and was his prime form. Most say to good for TNA. Mike Bennett became the most boring thing to watch no matter how hard they pushed him down our throats and only because of Maria.
DDC debuts with the return of James Storm and Bram (why?) and gets killed dead in its tracks by lossing to the Hardys and Josh Mathews revealing them by saying James Storm, Bram, and that other guy we don't know who he is.
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Dec 29, 2016 6:26:04 GMT -5
It was bitching
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Post by lionheart21 on Dec 29, 2016 11:24:25 GMT -5
It was b..b..b....bitching Fixed
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Dec 29, 2016 11:26:32 GMT -5
It was b..b..b....bitching Fixed Does the TNA roster have huge hands tho
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Dec 29, 2016 11:41:48 GMT -5
Does the TNA roster have huge hands tho Kingston isn't wearing a bra
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Post by RedDevil on Dec 29, 2016 21:38:25 GMT -5
At the start of the year Dixie was visited by a mysterious stranger and he gave her a box with a button on it. He told her if ever TNA was about to fold she can push the button and the company will keep on going. But every time she the button was pushed someone somewhere would die. The choice was hers. Wait... are you saying that we lost David Bowie to keep TNA alive?!!
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Dec 29, 2016 22:34:46 GMT -5
At the start of the year Dixie was visited by a mysterious stranger and he gave her a box with a button on it. He told her if ever TNA was about to fold she can push the button and the company will keep on going. But every time she the button was pushed someone somewhere would die. The choice was hers. Wait... are you saying that we lost David Bowie to keep TNA alive?!! Based on Twilight Zone episode (or that awful Cameron Diaz movie from a few years ago) expect if you pushed the button you get one million dollars . I can just imagine Dixie getting one of those boxes and pushing the button without a moments hesitation. "It's for the greater good, sug!"
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Post by RedDevil on Dec 30, 2016 12:09:21 GMT -5
Wait... are you saying that we lost David Bowie to keep TNA alive?!! Based on Twilight Zone episode (or that awful Cameron Diaz movie from a few years ago) expect if you pushed the button you get one million dollars . I can just imagine Dixie getting one of those boxes and pushing the button without a moments hesitation. "It's for the greater good, sug!" Well that's actually the most reasonable theory I've seen to explain TNA's continued survival - I guess the best we can hope for is that Dixie reaches Piers Morgan before the button breaks.
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Post by Push R Truth on Dec 30, 2016 12:20:20 GMT -5
I felt like this watching TNA in 2016:
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