The lack of homoeroticism in Orton as a Wyatt Family Member

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The lack of homoeroticism in Orton as a Wyatt Family Member Jan 7, 2017 0:18:20 GMT -5 Heartbreaker, Chiral, and 3 more like this

Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2017 0:18:20 GMT -5

It's really surprising. Like actually it really really is. Whenever Orton is in a stable or tag team it's always high in homoeroticism. But it's not the case with The Wyatt Family. Why is that?

Soultastic El Dandy Only an idiot can be completely happy. Posts: 7,800	The lack of homoeroticism in Orton as a Wyatt Family Member Jan 7, 2017 0:23:00 GMT -5 A Platypus Rave, Mister Pigwell, and 12 more like this Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Soultastic on Jan 7, 2017 0:23:00 GMT -5 Every other stable he's been in had people with no pants or long tights. In the Wyatts no one is as naked as he is.

Reflecto Hank Scorpio The Sorceress' Knight Posts: 6,847	The lack of homoeroticism in Orton as a Wyatt Family Member Jan 7, 2017 1:28:39 GMT -5 Mister Pigwell, GuyOfOwnage, and 11 more like this Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Reflecto on Jan 7, 2017 1:28:39 GMT -5 Orton just doesn't dig bears.

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nate5054 Hank Scorpio Lucky to be alive in the Chris Jericho Era Posts: 7,011	The lack of homoeroticism in Orton as a Wyatt Family Member Jan 7, 2017 12:42:34 GMT -5 via mobile A Platypus Rave, Sephiroth, and 5 more like this Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by nate5054 on Jan 7, 2017 12:42:34 GMT -5 Jan 7, 2017 4:54:56 GMT -5 Heartbreaker said: I'd rather not see the Wyatts nearly naked and covered in baby oil.

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The lack of homoeroticism in Orton as a Wyatt Family Member Jan 7, 2017 16:38:06 GMT -5

Post by ________ has left the building on Jan 7, 2017 16:38:06 GMT -5

It's the lack of sexual chemistry between Orton and his new brethren. No close up breathing. No sharing baby oil. No late night workout in gyms. This is his most hetero pairing ever. I bet even Tumblr won't ship this.

Woo Hank Scorpio Posts: 5,297	The lack of homoeroticism in Orton as a Wyatt Family Member Jan 7, 2017 16:47:15 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Woo on Jan 7, 2017 16:47:15 GMT -5 The Legacy promos where only one of the three was allowed to wear a t-shirt were always a running joke with my friends and I.

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The lack of homoeroticism in Orton as a Wyatt Family Member Jan 7, 2017 17:08:55 GMT -5

Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Jan 7, 2017 17:08:55 GMT -5

Jan 7, 2017 0:23:00 GMT -5 Soultastic said:

Every other stable he's been in had people with no pants or long tights. In the Wyatts no one is as naked as he is.

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The lack of homoeroticism in Orton as a Wyatt Family Member Jan 7, 2017 17:15:37 GMT -5 via mobile

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Jan 7, 2017 16:47:15 GMT -5 Woo said:

The Legacy promos where only one of the three was allowed to wear a t-shirt were always a running joke with my friends and I.

Sometimes it's only 2. Never forget the closing moment of the go home Raw for WM25 when Ted DiBiase Jr was the only one shirtless

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rnrk supports BLM Grimlock KILL HIM SOME MORE, BIG RED! Posts: 12,977	The lack of homoeroticism in Orton as a Wyatt Family Member Jan 7, 2017 18:13:20 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by rnrk supports BLM on Jan 7, 2017 18:13:20 GMT -5 Considering the first six months or so of the Wyatt Family produced a constant stream of Deliverance jokes on here, this is a very surprising development.

Racksman Don Corleone Posts: 1,516	The lack of homoeroticism in Orton as a Wyatt Family Member Jan 8, 2017 0:09:17 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Racksman on Jan 8, 2017 0:09:17 GMT -5 This place...is a strange place sometimes.