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Post by Joe Neglia on Jan 8, 2017 19:22:40 GMT -5
A recent one of sorts, the production crew ribbing William Regal with a snippet of his "Real Man's Man" theme while he was walking the aisle to wrestle Daniel Bryan.
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Post by Reflecto on Jan 8, 2017 20:52:11 GMT -5
One of the rare "positive" ribs, jokes, or pranks...
...apparently, TNA gave Austin Aries his push, had Hogan hype him up as an X-Division champion, and give him the chance to form Option C and eventually win the TNA World Title...all as a rib on Aries for thinking he was so perfect.
...that'll teach him.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 8, 2017 21:34:20 GMT -5
Baron, Bobby Heenan and Cowboy Bob Ellis are standing in line at the airport. (Sounds like the opening line of a good joke.)
Baron was messing around with his toupee to pass time. Turn quick and watch it stay in place, goofy stuff like that. Bobby noticed Ellis not paying attention to them. (Bob wore a wig.) He asked Baron for his hairpiece, then threw it on the floor. Bobby tapped the Cowboy on the shoulders, "Excuse me sir, is that yours?" Bob Ellis sees it and immediately starts covering his head in a panic.
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Post by thegatewaydrug on Jan 8, 2017 23:55:10 GMT -5
One of the rare "positive" ribs, jokes, or pranks... ...apparently, TNA gave Austin Aries his push, had Hogan hype him up as an X-Division champion, and give him the chance to form Option C and eventually win the TNA World Title...all as a rib on Aries for thinking he was so perfect. ...that'll teach him. TNA logic is infallible! On another note, I always like to think someone told Ron Killings the name of the wrong town with his famous "Green Bay" in Milwaukee botch. Anyone know?
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Post by "Playboy" Don Douglas on Jan 9, 2017 5:31:37 GMT -5
Another small one I love is Daivari getting the pilot on a flight to wish Billy Gunn a happy 65th birthday. In that vein, Mick Foley getting them to announce, "We would like to welcome all of the WWF Superstars. And Al Snow."
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Jan 9, 2017 6:35:24 GMT -5
One of the rare "positive" ribs, jokes, or pranks... ...apparently, TNA gave Austin Aries his push, had Hogan hype him up as an X-Division champion, and give him the chance to form Option C and eventually win the TNA World Title...all as a rib on Aries for thinking he was so perfect. ...that'll teach him. TNA logic is infallible! On another note, I always like to think someone told Ron Killings the name of the wrong town with his famous "Green Bay" in Milwaukee botch. Anyone know? Did he not notice that he drove into Milwaukee and not Green Bay?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Jan 9, 2017 7:49:23 GMT -5
A recent one of sorts, the production crew ribbing William Regal with a snippet of his "Real Man's Man" theme while he was walking the aisle to wrestle Daniel Bryan. Regal's reaction to it was awesome
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Jan 9, 2017 7:51:41 GMT -5
Coachman. Football pool. "Arrest"
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Post by 魔界5号 on Jan 9, 2017 10:03:14 GMT -5
On the subject of those "death tours", Edge told a story in his book about one with a promoter called Tony Condello. As well as book, Tony also referee'd every show because he was too cheap to hire one. This particular tour was deep up in Northern Canada during the dead of winter, so it was absolutely freezing all the time. Tony had a one of a kind of Italian/English/Canadian accent, and pretty much anything he said could have Edge in stitches. Edge, Christian, Lance Storm and a few of the other boys on the tour stole Tony's sweatpants that he wore for refereeing and lathered the crotch in Deep Heat. Deep Heat gets hot on your back or limbs, so imagine how that feels on your crotch. Edge was making his entrance to the ring and burst out laughing when he heard Tony say in his unique accent "I'm f***ing dying in here! My balls is on fire!". But that's not it. Towards the end of the match, Edge set up his opponent up for a ten punches in the corner spot. Knowing this was near the end of the match, the look of hope on Tony's face was beginning to spread. His opponent came out of the corner and does the Ric Flair stagger/flop, but on his way down he grabbed Condello's pants and brought them down with him, exposing his "little palm tree covered Bikini briefs". There were three seconds of relief before the embarrassment set in.
Mr Perfect was pretty notorious for ribbing people with his poop. One time, Road Warrior Animal had a Christmas party at his house with a lot of wrestlers and Perfect went to use their restroom. While he was in there, he noticed the training potty Animal and his wife had set up for their son James, so Curt lays a monster turd in it and quietly leaves without telling anyone. Like 30 minutes later Animal starts yelling "Jesus Christ come take a look at what James did!" then Animal proceeds to go around showing everyone this massive shit he thinks his two year old took in the toilet.
There's also the time he knew that Sid was going to have to hide under the ring all night for whatever reason, so he took a shit in a bucket and left it under there with him.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 9, 2017 13:13:54 GMT -5
I was thinking of that Curt Hennig one myself. I burst out laughing in the shower.
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Jan 9, 2017 13:17:01 GMT -5
Coachman. Football pool. "Arrest" Vince is a savage for that lol
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Post by Chainsaw on Jan 9, 2017 13:34:33 GMT -5
The one I'll always remember is the one with Fuji giving driving directions to some guy on how to get to the arena that took the guy out for hours, only for it to turn out the arena was right down the block.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 9, 2017 15:06:23 GMT -5
The one I'll always remember is the one with Fuji giving driving directions to some guy on how to get to the arena that took the guy out for hours, only for it to turn out the arena was right down the block. He must have got that from Professor Toru Tanaka, who was the victim of that prank when he was new in Los Angeles. Vic Christy actually rode with him while telling Tanaka where to turn. Was said it took 10 hours.
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jan 9, 2017 19:28:21 GMT -5
Here's a story from Daniel Bryan's book where he used a rib on Cesaro to rib Kane during a show in Spokane, Washington. The locker room had a separate Coach's Office, that Kane used. Every time Cesaro would leave the room, Bryan would take Cesaro's chair and hide it in Kane's room. After a while Kane came in and was confused why the lights were turned off in his room. He went in and Bryan slid his phone in there that was blasting this song:
Kane turns the lights on and see's a 6 foot wall of chairs separating him from his luggage and Bryan's cell phone with that song playing.
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Post by Reflecto on Jan 9, 2017 20:16:08 GMT -5
On another note, I always like to think someone told Ron Killings the name of the wrong town with his famous "Green Bay" in Milwaukee botch. Anyone know? Did he not notice that he drove into Milwaukee and not Green Bay?[/quote] With the Ron Killings thing, it seems like the most simple excuse might be the true one: The botch happened the Raw after the Packers won the Super Bowl, they WERE in Milwaukee, and Killings probably just thought mentioning Green Bay would get the same cheap pop that night.
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Post by J. Hova on Jan 9, 2017 21:20:49 GMT -5
The one I'll always remember is the one with Fuji giving driving directions to some guy on how to get to the arena that took the guy out for hours, only for it to turn out the arena was right down the block. There is one either Bruce Prichard or Jim Cornette told where Fuji paid a guy to take out the engine to a wrestler's car. The next day, the guy goes out to his car, turns the key, and nothing. He pops the hood, and sees nothing but parking lot. Fuji paid for the engine to get put back in, but I seriously think the whole devious master thing has to be derived from his ribs.
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Post by DiBiase is Good on Jan 9, 2017 21:32:44 GMT -5
That Owen story Bret told during his HOF induction is my favourite. The one when Duggan calls down to the front desk of the hotel where Owen is checking in. Duggan calls down to ask where the nearest gym is, the guy on the desk doesn't know so he asks Owen and the other wrestlers where the gym is. Owen takes the phone and says to Duggan "why don't you find it yourself you lazy bastard" and if he doesn't like that answer then why doesn't he come down and do something about it. He then hands the phone back to the Hotel desk guy who shits himself and asks what the hell he's supposed to say when Duggan confronts him over it. Owen replies "it's fine, just tell him it was me, Jim Powers".
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Post by The Sam on Jan 10, 2017 10:08:15 GMT -5
Another small one I love is Daivari getting the pilot on a flight to wish Billy Gunn a happy 65th birthday. The best part of the story was Daivari had to go to wrestlers court, and using photoshop proved that Billy was in fact 65 years old.
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Post by MrElijah on Jan 10, 2017 10:42:05 GMT -5
That Owen story Bret told during his HOF induction is my favourite. The one when Duggan calls down to the front desk of the hotel where Owen is checking in. Duggan calls down to ask where the nearest gym is, the guy on the desk doesn't know so he asks Owen and the other wrestlers where the gym is. Owen takes the phone and says to Duggan "why don't you find it yourself you lazy bastard" and if he doesn't like that answer then why doesn't he come down and do something about it. He then hands the phone back to the Hotel desk guy who shits himself and asks what the hell he's supposed to say when Duggan confronts him over it. Owen replies "it's fine, just tell him it was me, Jim Powers". One of the best Owen stories was the backfire at Kansas City that Test told. Basically, Harley Race cooked some chili for the boys and Owen made it extra hot. Race found out and chased Owen with a cattle prod.
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Post by Alice Syndrome on Jan 10, 2017 10:47:35 GMT -5
Another small one I love is Daivari getting the pilot on a flight to wish Billy Gunn a happy 65th birthday. The best part of the story was Daivari had to go to wrestlers court, and using photoshop proved that Billy was in fact 65 years old. I wouldn't even be mad. That's some next level trolling. Kevin Von Erich wrestling barefoot because someone hid his boots and he actually decided he liked the freedom it gave him. Speaking of swiping stuff, someone who shall remain nameless bribed someone £20 to switch my shorts with bright pink booty shorts that read "Daddy's little princess".
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